How do teachers have the nerve to charge someone a "book fine" because there is a tiny little tear on the edge. It's a $15 book. What the hell is it going to be? $3??? Get a freakin' life.

I'm thinking of going into class Monday, finding it, ripping it into 1,000 pieces and throwing $15 on the desk.

How do teachers have the nerve to charge someone a "book fine" because there is a tiny little tear on the edge. It's a $15 book. What the hell is it going to be? $3??? Get a freakin' life.

I'm thinking of going into class Monday, finding it, ripping it into 1,000 pieces and throwing $15 on the desk.

Take this for what it is worth. BUT...

if you truly want to get your $15 worth. I feel that urine should be involved in some capacity. Take it or leave it man. The choice is yours.

Take this for what it is worth. BUT...

if you truly want to get your $15 worth. I feel that urine should be involved in some capacity. Take it or leave it man. The choice is yours.

LOL.

God I miss High School.

You dont like the book? Piss on it.

Your classmate wronged you? Piss in his locker.

Your best friend passed out drunk? Piss on him.


Those were the days.

How do teachers have the nerve to charge someone a "book fine" because there is a tiny little tear on the edge. It's a $15 book. What the hell is it going to be? $3??? Get a freakin' life.

I'm thinking of going into class Monday, finding it, ripping it into 1,000 pieces and throwing $15 on the desk.



just wait until you get to college and buy a book for 90 dollars, then sell it back to the bookstore for only 10 bucks, or claim "they're not using it anymore"

just wait until you get to college and buy a book for 90 dollars, then sell it back to the bookstore for only 10 bucks, or claim "they're not using it anymore"

Ah... that's always fun.

Well, its not worth $15 anymore, you've got about 20% on that, so you might as well just steal it cause you've already paid for it.

Ah... that's always fun.
And then those professors tell you you have to buy the new edition, even though you can get the old one used for a fraction of the new edition. And never tell you that they get a "honorarium" for pulbishers for pulling that crap.

Seriously-what they should do now is just put a syllabus and outline on a CD ROM and be done with it.They charge enough for tuition. Who needs a freakin' textbook anymore any way, other to lug it around-and I suppose, piss on it?

just wait until you get to college and buy a book for 90 dollars, then sell it back to the bookstore for only 10 bucks, or claim "they're not using it anymore"

Or you can pull a Bitonti. Sell your roommate's biology book for pennies on the dollar and then use the cash for weed.

Ass.....

How do teachers have the nerve to charge someone a "book fine" because there is a tiny little tear on the edge. It's a $15 book. What the hell is it going to be? $3??? Get a freakin' life.

I'm thinking of going into class Monday, finding it, ripping it into 1,000 pieces and throwing $15 on the desk.

Ripping it up wouldn't make much of a statement.

Soaking it in kerosene, then igniting it with a lit fart from across the room...now that would make a statement.

Do it, man. Do it.

Tear it up, I want to see how long they suspend you for. Do it Billy Badazz.

And then those professors tell you you have to buy the new edition, even though you can get the old one used for a fraction of the new edition. And never tell you that they get a "honorarium" for pulbishers for pulling that crap.

Seriously-what they should do now is just put a syllabus and outline on a CD ROM and be done with it.They charge enough for tuition. Who needs a freakin' textbook anymore any way, other to lug it around-and I suppose, piss on it?

I've got about a thousand bucks of textbooks. I suppose I can piss on them, after I set them on fire. Nothing like pissing in a fire.

Tear it up, I want to see how long they suspend you for. Do it Billy Badazz.

Ha. They wouldn't suspend me. I don't get suspended. The Vice Principal is a good pal of mine and the Principal can't do jack **** because he's just a 1 year fill in because this town blows.

I told my old English teacher to **** off and all they did was switch me to another teacher.

I traded a 50 dollar biology book for a wwf wrestling shirt.

Ha. They wouldn't suspend me. I don't get suspended. The Vice Principal is a good pal of mine and the Principal can't do jack **** because he's just a 1 year fill in because this town blows.

I told my old English teacher to **** off and all they did was switch me to another teacher.

So that explains why you're such a rebellious little bitch. You'll go far in life. We were taught to treat our teachers with respect. You little f#@kers don't have a prayer.

So that explains why you're such a rebellious little bitch. You'll go far in life. We were taught to treat our teachers with respect. You little f#@kers don't have a prayer.

I teach teachers with respect if they give it to me. I don't play kiss ass. They're no better then any of you or any other adult. We don't have to take their **** if they don't give us respect. If you didn't have something for me (which I still can't figure out except for the fact that I dislike your state) or if you were even in the class for a day, you'd see the ******* that some teachers are.

I don't have a prayer? We'll see.

Or you can pull a Bitonti. Sell your roommate's biology book for pennies on the dollar and then use the cash for weed.

Ass.....

Thats great dirt Al....... word? :rl:

I teach teachers with respect if they give it to me. I don't play kiss ass. They're no better then any of you or any other adult. We don't have to take their **** if they don't give us respect. If you didn't have something for me (which I still can't figure out except for the fact that I dislike your state) or if you were even in the class for a day, you'd see the ******* that some teachers are.

I don't have a prayer? We'll see.

You treat your elders with respect. That's how it goes. It doesn't matter if you don't like it, it's just how it goes.

I traded a 50 dollar biology book for a wwf wrestling shirt.

I think I would read about biology before wearing a wwf shirt. No offense.

I'm pissed at teachers today, too. My daughter is on a class trip to Yankee stadium for the game. They're always begging for parent chaperones for all the ****ty stuff, because the teachers don't feel like doing it.

Think they had any room for parent chaperones today? Hell, no!

I'm pretty sure I won't piss on anything to show my unhappiness, though.

I think I would read about biology before wearing a wwf shirt. No offense.


that gets a potw from me........& I reiterate.no offense

Ripping it up wouldn't make much of a statement.

Soaking it in kerosene, then igniting it with a lit fart from across the room...now that would make a statement.

Do it, man. Do it.


:) :) :) .......You're creativity knows no bounds. can i pm you some of my wifes sexual fantasies. the power ranger costumes are gettin a little tight & its becoming boring for her & uncomfortable for me.......none of them involve beatnic poetry though.

:) :) :) .......You're creativity knows no bounds. can i pm you some of my wifes sexual fantasies. the power ranger costumes are gettin a little tight & its becoming boring for her & uncomfortable for me.......none of them involve beatnic poetry though.

Post the fantasies here...we can evaluate them on a one by one basis and provide feedback and suggestions.

If you're trying to revive your sex life, however, I have a can't-miss suggestion. Put on a Jack Kerouac sailor hat and make love to while while reciting passages from On The Road....in a seedy motel room.

Whole new world for ya, Joewilly.
http://www.geraldnicosia.com/beatgalleryhtml/images/jacksailor_jpg.jpg

Post the fantasies here...we can evaluate them on a one by one basis and provide feedback and suggestions.

If you're trying to revive your sex life, however, I have a can't-miss suggestion. Put on a Jack Kerouac sailor hat and make love to while while reciting passages from On The Road....in a seedy motel room.

Whole new world for ya, Joewilly.
http://www.geraldnicosia.com/beatgalleryhtml/images/jacksailor_jpg.jpg

thanks I'll try the hat & passage reading stuff 1st. folks here seem pretty nice & all but I fear someone might try to poke fun at us if I post them in this open forum. Ive ordered a #5 jersey..one of her fantasies has to do with backups

thanks I'll try the hat & passage reading stuff 1st. folks here seem pretty nice & all but I fear someone might try to poke fun at us if I post them in this open forum. Ive ordered a #5 jersey..one of her fantasies has to do with backups

That went a long way to set up that joke...

thanks I'll try the hat & passage reading stuff 1st. folks here seem pretty nice & all but I fear someone might try to poke fun at us if I post them in this open forum. Ive ordered a #5 jersey..one of her fantasies has to do with backups

I hope for your sake the jersey arrives soon, unless she has another fantasy about unemployed backups

You treat your elders with respect. That's how it goes. It doesn't matter if you don't like it, it's just how it goes.

Treat elders with respect? You mean like this?

"Where in the blue ***** is my damned t-shirt!? I'm the only staff member who don't have one. What's up with that? Blue ballin bitches!"

Treat elders with respect? You mean like this?

"Where in the blue ***** is my damned t-shirt!? I'm the only staff member who don't have one. What's up with that? Blue ballin bitches!"

You're an idiot... quit trolling. And find a life, will ya? I mean, there has to be hookers in your neck of the woods. Is Bolly not giving it up anymore? Do you need man love? They sell boys in Thailand... but I'm sure you've already been there, done that.

You're an idiot... quit trolling. And find a life, will ya? I mean, there has to be hookers in your neck of the woods. Is Bolly not giving it up anymore? Do you need man love? They sell boys in Thailand... but I'm sure you've already been there, done that.

SS,
That reminds me, how was your last trip to Thailand?

You're an idiot... quit trolling. And find a life, will ya? I mean, there has to be hookers in your neck of the woods. Is Bolly not giving it up anymore? Do you need man love? They sell boys in Thailand... but I'm sure you've already been there, done that.

If Max doesn't send you the Jetnation t-shirt, I'll send you a "Fred Jetstone went to Bangkok and all I got was this t-shirt" t-shirt.

Just keep respecting your elders and good things wil come your way.

ps: It's ok Stormo, you have the right to be upset, you get all these pm's, Storm do this, Storm do that, Storm stand on your head, Storm workworkwork, and all you ask is a simple t-shirt, a t-shirt that every other staff member already has, and YOU DON"T GET ONE.

Repeat after me......D I S S !

SS,
That reminds me, how was your last trip to Thailand?
How do you think he got to this country?

How do you think he got to this country?

Your mom... duh.

If Max doesn't send you the Jetnation t-shirt, I'll send you a "Fred Jetstone went to Bangkok and all I got was this t-shirt" t-shirt.

Just keep respecting your elders and good things wil come your way.

ps: It's ok Stormo, you have the right to be upset, you get all these pm's, Storm do this, Storm do that, Storm stand on your head, Storm workworkwork, and all you ask is a simple t-shirt, a t-shirt that every other staff member already has, and YOU DON"T GET ONE.

Repeat after me......D I S S !

You're a dumbass. Seriously, find a hobby. Find a girl. Or a boy. Or whatever you're into. Just go away. I'm flattered, but quit being obsessed with me. It's disgusting. I'm not that way. And quit with the PMs. I'm not into that kind of crap. And, quite frankly, I'm not intrested. You sick freak.

And, I hope 124 shows up at your school, pisses on you, and throws you out a window.

Fred Jetstone is Tom Shane. I am nearly certain of this.

Good enough for me. Ban his TomShane ass.

Fred Jetstone is Tom Shane. I am nearly certain of this.

A couple of people have said that. Actually when you think about it that is pretty much the highest honor you can give a poster. Saying he is TomShane funny is a big statement.

Fred makes me laugh just like Tom always did. Fred though is not Tom. (As far as I can tell). I don't think Tom would be able to fake love for Bollinger as a QB without throwing up.

When's TS coming back? Ever?



I don't care if there might be some level of animosity somewhere, somehow, someway between him and others(how's that for vague?!?!!).....that cat was funny!!!

Take this for what it is worth. BUT...

if you truly want to get your $15 worth. I feel that urine should be involved in some capacity. Take it or leave it man. The choice is yours.

They weren't mad about the rip Maxie it was because the pages were stuck together by this white looking Goo..:eek:

When's TS coming back? Ever?



I don't care if there might be some level of animosity somewhere, somehow, someway between him and others(how's that for vague?!?!!).....that cat was funny!!!

It's a long story Shadetree.

You treat your elders with respect. That's how it goes. It doesn't matter if you don't like it, it's just how it goes.....Oh Thank God!!!...I was waiting for this. Thats why children don't respect their parents, teachers or anyone else for that matter. They weren't taught to respect their elders or authority for that matter the way my mom and dad taught me. 124 you can't carry on because she said you have to pay a book fine. just pay it respect it and move on. Aren't you a senior anyway?...you don't have to be bothered with the teacher next year anyway. You have to show respect to get respect love.

It's a long story Shadetree.

I dont care about the story(which I'm pretty sure I know) behind his departure, I just want to know when, or if, he'll return.

I dont care about the story(which I'm pretty sure I know) behind his departure, I just want to know when, or if, he'll return.

He won't be back, I'm sure of it.

I dont care about the story(which I'm pretty sure I know) behind his departure, I just want to know when, or if, he'll return.

Shadetree...

It is hard to say, he was a good friend and he is funny as hell. He left here last year and it was complicated. Much like last nights episode of the Soprano's. Tom and I were like Vito and the firefighter. These things don't always work out, lol.

His humor will always be missed though. He knows his football as well. The TomShane baseball posts, that is another story. :p

Seriously...I haven't talked to Tom in awhile. But I do hope he is doing well.

Shadetree...

It is hard to say, he was a good friend and he is funny as hell. He left here last year and it was complicated. Much like last nights episode of the Soprano's. Tom and I were like Vito and the firefighter. These things don't always work out, lol.

His humor will always be missed though. He knows his football as well. The TomShane baseball posts, that is another story. :p

Seriously...I haven't talked to Tom in awhile. But I do hope he is doing well.

I thought we agreed I'd be going up there to pay him a visit.;) Talk a little business.

He's still pretty funny: http://www.nyjetschat.com/cup-crop.jpg

We all know them. We all hate them: people who suck. People who are in our face whom we just cannot stand. People who do their jobs so goddamn poorly that we are forced into hate-induced comas when they flash before us. And that is why I annually hand out "The Sterlings," named in honor of despotic Yankee loudmouth and overall idiot, John Sterling. And the awards go to:

10) Bob Wischusen:

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Big Bob went from being a rude, arrogant piece of **** WFAN update boy and fill-in overnight host to becoming the play-by-play voice of the Jets. His work during and after Jets games was unconscionably awful, making a brutal 4-12 campaign sound even more awful that it already was. Listening to Sideshow Bob Wischusen, one would have thought that Herm Edwards was Vince Lombardi in disguise, coaching an injury-nipped '79 Steelers team that, good golly, just couldn't get over the hump. Bob was such a ridiculous Homer that he actually made Greg Buttle sound coherent and lucid. One question for the Jets: Was Anne Liguori not available? FU Bob Wischusen. You suck.



9) Jim Dolan:

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Jim is well on his way to Emeritus status in these awards, having succeeded in absolutely nothing in life except for buying the scum that it Sheldon Silver and ruining Woody Johnson's West Side Stadium plans and chasing our wayward team back to the swamps of NJ, where they signed a contract to remain the Giants' bitches for eternity. Jim's Knicks squad is a league, national, and worldwide embarrassment, Their payroll is so large and so talentless that even noted stuffed suit George Steinbrenner laughs at him. Sure, his patience paid off with the Rangers experiencing a mini-Rennaisance this season, but how long can that be expected to last with Nitwit Jim at the controls? Can a Henrik Lundqvist-for-Kim-Jonnson trade be far behind? FU Jim Dolan. You suck.


8) Jason Giambi:


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Jason, whose theivery of the 2000 MVP trophy now stands as a national disgrace, continues to piss on the game of baseball, on sports in general, and on all of New York City by denying his use of steroids to become slightly better than his weed-head brother, Jeremy. Giambi is now implicated in the book "Game of Shadows," along with Barry Bonds and teammate Gary Sheffield (whoe wife starred in an R. Kelly home-made porno, prior to "finding God") for flagrant and repeated steroid abuse. You may ask, why do we choose Giambi for this award instead of Bonds? We would answer, because Giambi is trying to pull his sham in New York City, whereas Bonds merely disrespects the liberal, drug-addled city of San Francisco. Giambi, who is famed for his big bat and puny brain, will finally be called on in front of the NY media to answer to being a roido, and the Al-Jazeera-like Yankee spin machine that has protected Giambi thus far won't be able to protect him any further. Perhaps Brian Cashman will act disgusted again and try to void Giambi's deal--again--when faced with the cough "revelation" that his clean-up hitter is on the juice. Here's guessing that weasel Cashman lays in the weeds for a few weeks until it begins to blow over before making a statement that a Yankee cough "investigation" is taking place, and that they are confident that Jason will come out on top...as long as he's batting .340 with 25 homers by the All-Star break. Anything less and the Good Ship Steinbrenner will cut bait with Giambi and resume acting holier-than-Sheffield's wife. FU, Jason Giambi. You suck.



7) Linda Cohn:

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ESPN has been trying to shove poor Linda out the door for years but, like that transvestite prostitute you tried to stiff out of $50 bucks, she keeps coming back into your living room, demanding attention. ESPN's final salvo, or so it seemed, was sending Linda out into the cold to cover the awful Winter X-Games. Watching that old yenta interviewing those pothead snowboarders immediately after they downed a handful of PCP was priceless, particularly when she had to pronounce a sentence like "Slash, how did you feel going into that 720 McTwist with the Ollie Kick-Out off the lip just there?" Truly awful. If that's not enough, they slam her out into the wilderness of ESPNews, where she gets to work shifts with trainees and the janitor as her co-hosts whiule still doing her lame SportsCenter shtick. Hey Linda, it's time to hang 'em up, and we're not talking about your speedbag-type breasts. If she hurries, maybe she can get a spot as one of those post-menopausal flea-bags on The View. FU, Linda Cohn. you suck.



6) Every American Idol Contestant Ever:

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Because of time constraints, I will not list them by name, but we all know who they are because you can't avoid having them slapped into your faces. **** you all, American Idol losers. Nobody cares where you came from. Nobody cares if you can sing karaoke. Noboday cares about your little vignetts where you go back to Podunk, Oklahoma and they pretend to put on a parade for your sorry ass. The fact is that there is a reason that you are not a professional singer, and that is because you suck, horiibly. Bo Bice sucks. Clay Aiken sucks. Carrie Underwood sucks. Rueben Studdard sucks. Fantasia sucks. They all suck. We will make a slight exception for Ms. Kelly Clarkson becase she found her way into a wonderful little niche as a gay icon. The rest of them, however, suck. FU, American Idol contestants. You all suck.

just wait until you get to college and buy a book for 90 dollars, then sell it back to the bookstore for only 10 bucks, or claim "they're not using it anymore"



I work in said college bookstore, here at UNCW. It always pains me to have to tell someone "sorry, this is an old edition...."


124, quit crying already. If you do get to college, a typical semester's worth of books cost around $400. Welcome to the real world.

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5) Fred Wilpon:

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Fred, in typical Wilpon fashion, talked a HUGE game about creating SNY but when it came time to spend the money, again in typical Wilpon fashion, he pulled the purse strings tight, hired second and third rate talent, and is now paying the price by having and entire cable network that has a production quality quite reminiscent of those old Wayne's World skits on Saturday Night Live. And, of course, this happens to be the channel of the Mets and the Jets, our own two favorite teams in NYC. Wilpon's first mistake is to believe that he could hire interns from the Connecticut School of Broadcasting to run the cameras, the board, the lighting, graphics, technology service, IT, sound, and production units. His next mistake was in hiring Steve (who) Berthieaume to be the "face of SNY." Berthiueamemsuusonf, whose name we don't care to look up the spelling of, was ranked BELOW Linda Cohn on the SportsCenter food chain when they "lost" him to SNY in yet another Fred-Wilpon-being-cheap move. Way to go. Steve looks as comfortable in the host's chair as George Bush Jr. would look on the set of Jeopardy. And Wiplon's third, and maybe biggest mistake, was in putting newpaper people in front of the camera. Fred, there's a REASON that these guys are writers: because they're hideous animals who cannot dress themselves. Watching Rich Cimini, whose tie was about 22 inches too long, the grotesque looking Bob Raissman and Dick Weiss, who couldn't even sit properly in his chair because of hemmorhoids, try to sit on a panel and speak to sports issues was disturbing, to say the least. Fred, let them crawl back into their caves and continue to write marginally interesting and questionably factual articles. No need to place them in front of the camera to save a few pennies on bringing in REAL guests. Instead, just prop up a few mannequins that you can steal from Saks Fifth Avenue and let Gary Apple throw his voice when he needs an answer to one of his bloviated, pointless questions. **** You, Fred Wilpon. You suck.



4) Fake Gays on TV:

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OK, we get it, Gay People on TV, us heterosexuals are not as trendy, clean, or as smart-alecky as you are. Thanks for pointing that out. Thanks for noticing that heteros dress like **** and eat with their hands. Thanks for pointing out how much time we waste watching sports when we could be practicing fashion design, or talking to women about hair care. This is certainly not to diminish homosexuals in general, or homoesxuality at all (we are tres liberal at these awards), but we are sick of the whole Will and Grace, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy-style mindless groupthink that feels the need to push femme gay guys into America's face, not only in an effort to enhance a bad stereotype, but to mock it, as well. Do gays in real life actually appreciate having the lispy, sashaying, overly-dramatic weirdos on Queer Eye serve as their televised representatives? How about asking why every new sitcom that comes out needs an overtly gay character to act as "Wacky Neighbor 1"? Enough already. Brokeback Mountain came out and put a new spin on homosexuality: it made them look <gasp> like real, live people. What, you say? They didn't wear a cute little Benetton sweater and make jokes about phallic symbols so us heteros can all laugh at them? No! What those two cow-pokes did was ruin the Sean Hayes-style mockery of homosexuality and brought the reality of homsexuality into the mainstream. Some may not like it, but at least Hollywood finally had the balls to stop making gays into clowns meant to amuse heteros the way Al Jolson once was employed to amuse whites by walking out on stage in blackface. No more weak sterotypes anymore, and no more sashaying it in our face, God dammit. FU, Gays on TV!



3) Billy Packer:

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College Basketball biggest boot-lick and career Bob Knight apologist gets worse and worse every year while his own ego gets bigger by the second. It's one thing to talk alot of ****, but it's another thing to not be able to even hint that you may not be an expert on something, something Packer is completely incapable of doing, ever. He was wrong about letting so many mid-majors into the NCAA tourney and he lets Jim Nantz apologize--vaguely--for the both of them during a late-night telecast without uttering a peep. It's bad enough that Packer decides to ruin the call during game action by telling us what coaches should do instead of what they are doing. And then when what the coaches actually are doing works, Packer again refuses to admit he was dead-nails wrong. But perhaps the worst part of Packer's blatherings come when he decides to rip the NBA as being an inferior league because players who get paid somehow ruin the purity of the game. We wonder if Billy has actually stepped into the student parking lot to see what these "unpaid" college kids are driving: Lexus', Rolls', Hummers, Caddys, Range Rovers, Ferraris. Does he honestly think that Kenyon Martin or Marcus Camby or Elton Brand actually ever read a book when they were on campus? Hell, John Calipari's Memphis team is so dirty that the players actually have their own 401K and get a group discount on rims for their Hoopdies. Shut up Packer, and FU. You suck.

2) Kevin Mawae:

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There is nothing worse than the moment when your favorite team has to cut ties with an aging star and that player decides to rip the team upon getting cut. Apparently, Mawae is still in shock over being dumped in the river by the new administration despite the fact that he's been living on reputation the past three years and is now an ancient 35 years old. Perhaps if Kevin didn't put it in cruise control the second that Herm Edwards walked in the door and go on to embed himself firmly inside of Herm's anus, he would still be with the team. Now he gets to go to Tennessee and serve as the official "unnamed source" shredding teammates, players, coaches, valets, secretaries, equipment men, and media members every chance he gets. FU Kevin Mawae. You suck.

And now for the Winner of this year's Sterling Award for Overall Idiocy:


1) Mark Cannizzaro:

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Yes, the Post's over-stuffed and over-stupid nitwit Jets beat writer is the winner of this year's Sterling Award for biggest moron ever. Like Mawae, Mark embedded himself so deeply into Herm Edwards' ******* that when it came time for Herm to jump overboard to avoid drowning on the ship that he, personally, steered into the rocks, Cannizzaro was left sore, scared, bitter and burned. Cannizzaro served as Herm's personal media errand boy, running articles from "Deep Herm Jet" defending Herm and declaring that Herm has never done any wrong as coach of the Jets, instead blaming players, the GM, Woody Johnson, Jesus Christ, Satan, Lucille Ball, Joe Namath, John Riggins, Elvis Presley, Wayne Chrebet and Rich Cimini for Herm's many failures. Mark's series of articles impugning the fans' collective intelligence for thinking that Herm was trying to weasel out of New York to go to Kansas City--despite voluminous evidence to just that--were despicable and outright lies. Now that Mark has to return to work and actually show up to Weeb Ewbank Hall to get a story instead of waiting for Herm to call him, Mark has let his bitterness make his already worthless column even worse. FU Mark Cannizaro. You suck.

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Tom wrote that stuff? Does he have a site or something?

Tom wrote that stuff? Does he have a site or something?
He wrote it. He's still out there.

He wrote it. He's still out there.

Ok.

He's still crying like a Mets fan, too, you'll notice. :)

He's still crying like a Mets fan, too, you'll notice. :)

Obviously. Is there some secret behind this guy that Im not understanding?

I mean he was an original founder of this site with max right?

Here's a Shane quote, especially for Fred Jetstone.
Brooks should write a book revealing exactly how much cosmic penis one has to suck to steal two years worth of NFL paychecks without having a shred of NFL talent. Maybe he could get DRob to write the foreward. (Ha Ha! Like DRob can write!)

Obviously. Is there some secret behind this guy that Im not understanding?

I mean he was an original founder of this site with max right?

He expressed an urge to have sex with females and management went ballistic.