anyone want to challlenge me to a rap?

$hit, you couldn't hang.

try me homie...ladies first :)

Alk you ***** whom has a terrible sig

we really should reconsider letting non-jets fans post here

we really should reconsider letting non-jets fans post here

Reconsider all you want, nobody gives two $hits about what your whiney a$$ thinks. WORD!!

Reconsider all you want, nobody gives two $hits about what your whiney a$$ thinks. WORD!!

i feel served.

Jetsblow99
your ass is mine
Rap Battle ?
You must be outta your mind
**** with me & Ill snap that spine
Ive been sick with flow since late '99
so **** what you heard
Im the greatest of all time

Im gonna let you know
You phucking with a beast
Teflon flow ,battle tested in the streets
Hardcore style leave you spittin out teeth

There hasn't been anything even resembling rap in this thread yet, wtf?

I spoke to soon, Smizzy to the rescue.

.

I like Smizzy's earlier work better:

I pick up the two by four
within seconds you hit the floor

I am a beast
I don't sweat you in the least

It had a Paul Revere like flow to it. It was his best work.

Yo Yo Yo I'm comin' through
Whether you're a gentile or a jew
Pebble Beach Motha ****as...


Robin Williams ^

Or at least I think that's how it went.

i feel served.

http://bluestonestep.com/images/stories/bluestone_silver_platter.jpg
:)

Ugh..ugh..ugh..ugh
Uh huh...yeah

Some call me a hillbilly others just a hick
As far as I'm concerned y'all can suck my dick

Y'all can poke fun but remember one thing
This hillbilly hick packs one hell of a swing

And when ya see me cruising in the John Deere green
Then see me draw my Daisy please remember one thing

Play dead like a mother f**kin' possum wiggas!!

Thank you thank you. I'll be here all night.

Well, for the sheep you been humpin,
Country bumpkin, here's a little somethin.
Baah, put up a fight,
and keep your a**hole tight.
Cause Alk's on the run, lookin for some fun.
"Farm livin is the life for me.
Whip out my dick and watch the animals flee."
We know he's fiended for a f*** in a field.
Now watch your back and keep that c**k-hole sealed.

JetsBlow99 in the mothatruckin house
Leavin Smizzy quieter than a mouse
while layin the wood on Maxmans spouse

Preseason the Jets supposedly had a good team
but out of their fans ears, all I saw was steam
Just like I saw it in my dream

Mawae is gone and you picked up Mangold
but do you really think he will be able to hold??
If ya ask me, I say he will fold

Via free agency you got Patrick Ramsey
but his whole career hes been nothing but a Pansy
and the Jets 06 season wont tickle YOUR fancy

Im out Bitches....:)

Miami Dolphins suck.
Come week 6,
you'll be s***tin bricks.
Jets gonna thrash,
burn Dolphin stadium to ash.
Culpepper who?
How bout some Dolphin stew?
F*** Nick Saban, you sloppy ho
You're better off hiring David Caruso.
Miami sucks,
My dick's deluxe
I stick it in your blowhole. Bitch

http://chiwowwow.biz/blog/images/David%20Caruso-1.jpghttp://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2006/01/01/1136148382_3559.jpg

Miami Dolphins suck.
Come week 6,
you'll be s***tin bricks.
Jets gonna thrash,
burn Dolphin stadium to ash.
Culpepper who?
How bout some Dolphin stew?
F*** Nick Saban, you sloppy ho
You're better off hiring David Caruso.
Miami sucks,
My dick's deluxe
I stick it in your blowhole. Bitch

Sharrow your nothing but a hoe
Your dick is as big as my little toe
Im so bad I should b on death row

Jets wont burn $hit to ash
all they know how to do is burn then crash
haha penny got his cash

You say Culpepper who?
Well he makes ur QB's look like poo
but thats not to hard to do.

Sharrow your nothing but a hoe
Your dick is as big as my little toe
Im so bad I should b on death row

Jets wont burn $hit to ash
all they know how to do is burn then crash
haha penny got his cash

You say Culpepper who?
Well he makes ur QB's look like poo
but thats not to hard to do.

Your rhymes are weak, you can barely speak.
Ain't got no flow, full freezin like Walt Disney
Tasted more crack than Bobby and Whitney.
When a man bends over it makes you go wild.
Tossed more salad than Julia Child.
You don't deserve death row,
this ain't no game show, this is the big time.
That might be true if masturbation was a crime.

Go Sharrow, go Sharrow, yea, yea?

I need to let everyone else catch up to this thread, don't want to waste all my stuff on one guy. ;)

[QUOTE=Sharrow
Ain't got no flow, full freezin like Walt Disney
Tasted more crack than Bobby and Whitney.
When a man bends over it makes you go wild.
Tossed more salad than Julia Child.
You don't deserve death row,
this ain't no game show, this is the big time.
That might be true if masturbation was a crime.[/QUOTE]


thats not rap....your trash Sharrow...spit some real rymes at me you big ***** :)

thats not rap....you're trash Sharrow...spit some real rymes at me you big ***** :) :yawn:

I give the edge to Sharrow here. At least he had rhymes..... Jetsblow came back with a one liner insult. Foul!

Now theres a battle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3azhQGHg_VU&search=biggie

"full freazin like Walt Disney" ....your kidding me right???

"full freazin like Walt Disney" ....your kidding me right???cryogenically frozen, ho

Pathedic

Pathedic

Kind of like your spelling?

Sharrow won. Case closed.

Kind of like your spelling?

Sharrow won. Case closed.

oh thats right your a jets fan...thanks judge!

oh thats right your a jets fan...thanks judge!

Make like the WWE and get the F out!

hey Matt shut ur mouth and get your damn post count up you soft pansy...I run this joint

I run this joint

You run this joint?
Sounds like you smoked a Joint.
Imma pimp smack this bitch
till she gets the point.
You trying to take credit for sh*t thats PATHETIC
Step to Smizzy and you bound to get deaded.
Ive been known
to break bones with my words
battlin me is just absurd
Guess what blow?
YOU JUST GOT SERVED



And ALK's a dirty Hick
from the middle of the sticks
I let his ______ play with my d*ck.
Her eyes opened wide & She was like "Oh s*it"
" I never seen a d*ck as thick as a brick "
and then I put it in,took her for a spin
and what she didn't swallow I wiped off her chin.

You run this joint?
Sounds like you smoked a Joint.
Imma pimp smack this bitch
till she gets the point.
You trying to take credit for sh*t thats PATHETIC
Step to Smizzy and you bound to get deaded.
Ive been known
to break bones with my words
battlin me is just absurd
Guess what blow?
YOU JUST GOT SERVED



And ALK's a dirty Hick
from the middle of the sticks
I let his _____ play with my d*ck.
Her eyes opened wide & She was like "Oh s*it"
" I never seen a d*ck as thick as a brick "
and then I put it in,took her for a spin
and what she didn't swallow I wiped off her chin.

Nice...give me a couple so I can clear my vocals

Nice...give me a couple so I can clear my vocals

How long you need? Just take the L and move on.

How long you need? Just take the L and move on.

Time limit expired? Does this mean Smizzy vs. Sharrow for the title "JN Rapper Deluxe"??

You clowns thought I was done
Ive been told I rap better than big Pun
StillerPaul and his steelers are nothing but scum

Smizzy finally spit some decent ryme
while JetsFan124 is doin skool time
Oh, did I mention his mom was fine?

StillerPaul is a flaming homo
he likes it in the nono
I heard he loved gay porno

You clowns thought I was done
Ive been told I rap better than big Pun
StillerPaul and his steelers are nothing but scum

Smizzy finally spit some decent ryme
while JetsFan124 is doin skool time
Oh, did I mention his mom was fine?

StillerPaul is a flaming homo
he likes it in the nono
I heard he loved gay porno

Hey, i'm 37 and can't rap. I am just a bystander here. OOB! One more and you are disqualified. :box:

Hey, i'm 37 and can't rap. I am just a bystander here. OOB! One more and you are disqualified. :box:

haha cant handle the heat?? ahh **** what was I thinking your a steelers fan :p

haha cant handle the heat?? ahh **** what was I thinking your a steelers fan :p

You a fins fan? We killin' ya on opening night. Don't watch if ya have a weak stomach. :p

You a fins fan? We killin' ya on opening night. Don't watch if ya have a weak stomach. :p
Fuc* troy papalalamalu

I'm still waiting for Alk to come back and get some, lol

Sharrow youve been destroyed since the beggining :p

{ JetsBlow99 }

You crossed the line and now
it's impossible to go back
I take a piss on your Dan Marino throwback
So ***** what you say and ***** where you from
I heard better rhymes from an alcoholic bum

Smizzy your a one rhyme wonder
Alk told me you were small down yonder
You cant see me, your as blind as Stevie Wonder

you talk all your trash
I think Ricky found your stash
your a pansy watching too much M*A*S*H

I hate you as much as I hate Tom Brady
Your nothing but a big ass baby
and your weener is smaller than Slim Shady's :Nuts:

I'm still waiting for Alk to come back and get some, lol

I was never in it. I posted mine more as a joke than anything. I guarantee if I were serious I wouldn't have had John Deer or Daisy in it. :)

JetsBlow99

You think you can spit?
You ain't ****.
You'll never cut it.
You got a dream, like Martin Luther King
steppin to me, you know its gonna sting
I ain't got nothing?
Bitch quit frontin, I'm head huntin
I had your name on my list and I just crossed it off
So wrest up your wrist, go home, and jerk off.

I was never in it. I posted mine more as a joke than anything. I guarantee if I were serious I wouldn't have had John Deer or Daisy in it. :)You better get in it then, cause I got another one for you ;)

Cluck, Cluck, Cluck
Mr. President you're phucked.
Whats your stance on keepin your pants on?
I wanna know, and I'll tell you why,
cause Alk got a hardon for the thanksgiving pard-on.

So zip zip up your zipper and hide the little dipper.
cause he got the munchies for the presidential testes.
Stick, stick em up, Alk lick em up,
Ruby slippers. Click, click em up.
Back to Auntie Em and Uncle Henry,
spinnin like a twister while you're phuckin your sister.

I was never in it. I posted mine more as a joke than anything. I guarantee if I were serious I wouldn't have had John Deer or Daisy in it. :)

C'mon Alk, either ya can rap or ya can't. Get off the fence and retaliate! :Nuts:

C'mon Alk, either ya can rap or ya can't. Get off the fence and retaliate! :Nuts:

:) Did you see my attempt at a rap? I'm nowhere near a fence. I just can't rap period and I'm proud of that fact. I'm white as a sheet and I am fine with that as well.