View Full Version : The TomShane saga.........
Shadetree 05-15-2006, 04:05 PM The particulars of the TS-JN divorce need not be discussed. The solution is simple, it's just a matter of who is willing to truly forget and forgive all perceived wrongs. There is no need to re-open and/or rehash any wounds for the sake of the thread. Bottom line?...we all like to laugh when posting. Whaddya say...is it possible that Shadetree can be responsible for the legendary reunion?
Here's the way I see it, as a 'not completely informed' outsider........
Sounds like somebody (whether it should be JN or TS doesn't matter) should reach out, meet TShane or JNation Mods for some Johnny Cakes, let bygones be bygones,and get the twisted, downright hysterical TS posts back where they belong......on JETNATION.COM. Don't get me wrong, with or without TS, this is still the #1 place to post. But the only guys that ever had me in tears from laughing so hard are dicky kotite and TS. I think most, if not all of you, can agree with that statement.
Don't let pride get in the way, either...just get it done!!!
IF JETMAN can sling his sordid, twisted, trailer park-like life (no offense, Jetman)across the message boards and get a 6 page thread out of it :eek: .....then everyone else (TS and JN included) should be able to check their egos and start from scratch, no? We're all highly dysfunctional, from highly dysfunctional families.....why stop here on JN?
Get 'er done!
:cheers: , JETNATION!!!!
I take all this time to type this...now I gotta go catch a train. F-ing figures.
<Monty Python's King Arthur voice>"GOOD LUCK BRAVE SIR KNIGHT...WE SHALL HOPE AND PRAY!"
SouthernJet 05-15-2006, 04:08 PM He can re-apply,,, the application form cost $56
Blackout™ 05-15-2006, 04:09 PM why are we still talking about tom shane?
spjets 05-15-2006, 04:15 PM screw TOM SHANE.............
TS is history- his own choosing
Shadetree 05-15-2006, 04:18 PM This is what I thought would happen.
:cheers:
StillerPaul 05-15-2006, 04:19 PM It wouldn't bother me at all if he came back. He and Smizzy are the reason i came over here in the first place. If they hadn't pm'd me, i'd be banned from my Steelers sites by now for bugging the hell out of them all the time. :cheers:
This is what I thought would happen.
:cheers:
So that begs the question. Why in the hell did you bother posting it? It would be like putting a gun to your face and just before pulling the trigger you say to yourself. "I'll probably die but f**k it, lets see what happens anyway."
Matt39 05-15-2006, 04:29 PM I never really figured out the real reason he left. If it involves a female, than i guess I know...
Shadetree...
I didn't post this in the other thread. But Tom really did leave of his own will. Also I wasn't lying when I said I thought he was sexy. And he gives a mean back rub. (If that wasn't in my original post then you can ignore it).
I miss him. He was a good friend. But I think all the parties involved would agree that it is best for us to just move on. These message boards are funny....some of this stuff can get very real at times.
SouthernJet 05-15-2006, 05:08 PM Shadetree...
I didn't post this in the other thread. But Tom really did leave of his own will. Also I wasn't lying when I said I thought he was sexy. And he gives a mean back rub. (If that wasn't in my original post then you can ignore it).
I miss him. He was a good friend. But I think all the parties involved would agree that it is best for us to just move on. These message boards are funny....some of this stuff can get very real at times.
agree, lifes a circle, dont rule out anything
Jetcane 05-15-2006, 05:12 PM lifes a circle
There are loved ones in the glory,
Whose dear forms you often miss;
When you close your earthly story,
Will you join them in their bliss?
Refrain
Will the circle be unbroken
By and by, by and by?
In a better home awaiting
In the sky, in the sky?
In the joyous days of childhood,
Oft they told of wondrous love,
Pointed to the dying Savior
Now they dwell with Him above.
Refrain
You remember songs of heaven
Which you sang with childish voice,
Do you love the hymns they taught you,
Or are songs of earth your choice?
Refrain
You can picture happy gatherings
Round the fireside long ago,
And you think of tearful partings,
When they left you here below:
Refrain
One by one their seats were emptied,
One by one they went away;
Here the circle has been broken—
Will it be complete one day?
Refrain
:bag:
Thor99 05-15-2006, 05:16 PM All my life's a circle;
Sunrise and sundown;
Moon rolls thru the nighttime;
Till the daybreak comes around.
All my life's a circle;
But I can't tell you why;
Season's spinning round again;
The years keep rollin' by.
It seems like I've been here before;
I can't remember when;
But I have this funny feeling;
That we'll all be together again.
No straight lines make up my life;
And all my roads have bends;
There's no clear-cut beginnings;
And so far no dead-ends.
Chorus:
I found you a thousand times;
I guess you done the same;
But then we lose each other;
It's like a children's game;
As I find you here again;
A thought runs through my mind;
Our love is like a circle;
Let's go 'round one more time.
Chorus
Green DNA 05-15-2006, 05:20 PM Holy crap, not you two also with the friggin lyrics #-o
Thor99 05-15-2006, 05:22 PM Holy crap, not you two also with the friggin lyrics #-o
Those aren't song lyrics. That's a poem that I just wrote.;)
Green DNA 05-15-2006, 05:26 PM Those aren't song lyrics. That's a poem that I just wrote.;)
How Keats-ian, who knew?
Jetcane 05-15-2006, 05:32 PM http://www.funkyfrogs.de/grafik/frog.gif
Lyric
Boozer76 05-15-2006, 06:32 PM From the day we arrive on the planet
And blinking, step into the sun
There's more to see than can ever be seen
More to do than can ever be done
There's far too much to take in here
More to find than can ever be found
But the sun rolling high
Through the sapphire sky
Keeps great and small on the endless round
It's the Circle of Life
And it moves us all
Through despair and hope
Through faith and love
Till we find our place
On the path unwinding
In the Circle
The Circle of Life
It's the Circle of Life
And it moves us all
Through despair and hope
Through faith and love
Till we find our place
On the path unwinding
In the Circle
The Circle of Life
Newbie alert!
Who is Tom Shane and why did he leave?
Green DNA 05-15-2006, 07:45 PM You want lyrics? try these:
Sit on my Face - Monty Python
Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too
I love to hear you moralize
When I'm between your thighs
You blow me away.
Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly
Life can be fine if we both sixty nine
If we sit on our faces
In all sorts of places
And play till we're blown away.
I prefer DNA's direction..
Waitress oh waitress please sit on my face
Eatin ain't cheatin it aint no disgrace
Hand me a Lonestar - hell - make it a case
But waitress oh waitress please sit on my face
Borrowed with respect from Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jewboys
Jetcane 05-15-2006, 09:15 PM You want lyrics? try these:
Sit on my Face - Monty Python
Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too
I love to hear you moralize
When I'm between your thighs
You blow me away.
Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly
Life can be fine if we both sixty nine
If we sit on our faces
In all sorts of places
And play till we're blown away.
U win
:cheers:
"IF JETMAN can sling his sordid, twisted, trailer park-like life (no offense, Jetman)across the message boards and get a 6 page thread out of it "
You're a goddam mess, Jetemn!But hey, no offense! And while you're out there in Vegas, jetman, can you put $20 down on a futures bet for the Jets in the Bowl?
stormshadow19 05-15-2006, 10:32 PM Newbie alert!
Who is Tom Shane and why did he leave?
You don't wanna know.
Let this die. Let this die...
dickkotite 05-15-2006, 10:39 PM Newbie alert!
Who is Tom Shane and why did he leave?
he was more or less an arrogent homosexual who thought he had both a bigger penis as well as a better sense of humor than maxman and myself
Massarino...
Go wait for the trap he has set
And waits for it's pray
You have come here
In pursuit of your deepest urge
In pursuit of that wish which till now has been silent
Silent....
I have brought you that a passion may fuse and murge
In your mind you've already sucummed to me
Dropped all defenses
Completely sucummed to me
Now you are here with me
No second thoughts
You've decided
Decided....
Past The Point Of No Return....
No backward glances
Our games of make believe are at an end
Past a thought of if or when
No use resisting
Abandon thought and let the dream descend
What raging FIRE shall flood the soul
What rich desire unlocks its door
What sweet seduction lies before us?
Past the point of no return
The final threshold
What warm unspoken secrets
Will we learn
Beyond the point of no return?
he was more or less an arrogent homosexual who thought he had both a bigger penis as well as a better sense of humor than maxman and myself
DK,
You are 100% correct. There is nothing I can do about some of my flaws. But insulting a man's sense of humor. That is more than I can handle. lol.
Shadetree 05-16-2006, 08:30 AM So that begs the question. Why in the hell did you bother posting it? It would be like putting a gun to your face and just before pulling the trigger you say to yourself. "I'll probably die but f**k it, lets see what happens anyway."
Good question. I came over here when I was pm'd by TShane. I think the best posters came here. The combination of football sense and humor is what makes this board the best JET board out there. When I first came over from JI it was because of that combination.
So after I came over I was very, very busy at work and at home with a young family, so I didnt have much, if any, time to come to the boards. When I finally came back (months later), TS was gone and there were indications of a falling out. I was like, "What the F happened?" Whatever it was, I was sure it wouldnt last that long, and he'd probably be back. I figured it was someone's ego that was keeping him out. It appears from what I've read, that it is probably TShane's ego still keeping him out.
I figured since it's the off season and not much significant football threads going on, I'd appeal to both the powers that be, and maybe catch TS trolling, and we'd all have a Michael Landon moment, shed some tears, and get back to being the best board out there.
For those who want me to let it die, I'll appease you after this thread has run it's course. It appears that isn't too far away, anyway.
:cheers: , JETNATION!!!!
A Michael Landon Moment. Priceless!
http://hth.sphosting.com/images/hths3.JPG
Shadetree 05-16-2006, 09:22 AM Nice call on "Highway to Heaven", but I was thinking along the lines of Little House......
"What is it, Half-pint?"
"Oh, happy day, Pa! Tom Shane is coming back!"
"Praise the Lord, Half-pint, Praise the Lord!"
Brenjetsfan 05-16-2006, 09:49 AM I found him...............
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/Brenjetsfan/jets/image001.jpg
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