what a clown.

remember the famous "valor victorian" comment she made?

She is trying to say that I SAID IT!

PLUS, she is denying that she didnt know or had ever heard of dennis byrd.

http://www.jetsinsider.net/forums/showthread.php?t=117725

Why is she called limolady? Does she provide "services" to the players?

no she breaks leaf springs

lets not get too mean here.

this thread needs to stay alive.

the world must know about this cruel event in message board history

Just asking....I am not a JI fan....So I do not know the people there...

Except for Kaysar.:yahoo:

I cleaned this up. Everyone knows the rules.

I cleaned this up. Everyone knows the rules.

woosy.

I think Days of Our Lives is on at 3 P.M - tune in for the latest soap opera news

I cleaned this up. Everyone knows the rules.
While the cat's away...

what a clown.

remember the famous "valor victorian" comment she made?

She is trying to say that I SAID IT!

PLUS, she is denying that she didnt know or had ever heard of dennis byrd.

http://www.jetsinsider.net/forums/showthread.php?t=117725

nobody cares Meatloaf...

nobody cares Meatloaf...

I do.

I do.
Figures. Friggin' TX....

great job over there dicky...that thread is hilarious....

i met her at jet camp last year with jetman...she told me that she's not even a jet fan....

Un-freaking-believable. I don't post there any more and I don't miss it.

I thought for the longest time the line in "Bad Moon Rising" was really "...there's a bathroom on the right." And it sounds that way. Much less pretentious too. Thought John Fogerty was simply throwing a laugh line in the middle of the song, until I saw the lyric sheet.

I thought for the longest time the line in "Bad Moon Rising" was really "...there's a bathroom on the right." And it sounds that way. Much less pretentious too. Thought John Fogerty was simply throwing a laugh line in the middle of the song, until I saw the lyric sheet.

As a kid, I thought the Springsteen lyric of "ooh ooh ooh, I'm on fire" was actually "ooh ooh ohh, apple pie".

And yes, I was pretty fat as a kid.

cut and paste the thread so we that are banned can see....

Max asked me not to use the IP Mask so I dont,,,

And DK, I care,, she is famous for twisting words,, like when she called me every name in the book and i retorted with a large name of my won and i get barraged by Sooth PMs to treat ladies nice,,,hahahahaha

Not to sound like a pompous JN member, but the fact that TX and Kotite still post there surprised me......really surprised me.

Between the $55. charge, a quick trigger finger on banning people, and a multitude of threads that turn into immature name calling, I just don't get it.

:confused:

Not to sound like a pompous JN member, but the fact that TX and Kotite still post there surprised me......really surprised me.

Between the $55. charge, a quick trigger finger on banning people, and a multitude of threads that turn into immature name calling, I just don't get it.

:confused:
You don't have to pay to post. You only have to pay to get into certain forums and the ask questions of experts like Mark Cannizzaro and Sean Deegan.

You don't have to pay to post. You only have to pay to get into certain forums and the ask questions of experts like Mark Cannizzaro and Sean Deegan.

You can post here for free and get the expert opinion of Max- on subjects besides football

You can post here for free and get the expert opinion of Max- on subjects besides football

Thanks Frank. Sorry I didn't get back to you about your last question. Rather than answer the PM I will just answer it here.

It sounds more like a lesion. The chances of infection are high. Stop doing said activity for 2 - 3 weeks and apply the ointment twice daily. You should be okay after that.

You don't have to pay to post. You only have to pay to get into certain forums and the ask questions of experts like Mark Cannizzaro and Sean Deegan.


O.K....I'll give you the $55. Now the other st-Ahhhhhhh, forget I brought it up.

When's the offseason end for crissake's!!!?

I always assumed she got her name because: a)she's as big as a limo or b)because she's a *ahem*

All time sack leader - Dennis Byrd on tecmo superbowl.

You don't have to pay to post.

Shhhhh, that was Sooth's next plan ;)

I'm suprised no one corrected her and told her that the lone gunman that killed kennedy was in the book depository and not the grassy knoll like she said. That would have really made her look stupid.

Dick how could you call her a liar!! Don't you know she is best chums with Terry Bradway? He and his wife have her over to graze once a week!! Not only does she know Dennis Byrd, but he publicly attributed his recovery solely to her when he gave his valor victorian speech!!! And don't forget, this is a chick worthy of Tommy Hilfiger men! 2 of them died of heartache from her braking up with her! She is the female Chuck Norris of the livery world, get it!!!

Kotite is telling the truth . I remember the Valor Victorian incident.

nobody cares Meatloaf...


um ...did you say something?

Kotite is telling the truth . I remember the Valor Victorian incident.
I remember it, too. When somebody asked what a "valor victorian" was, she said, "it's a college term."

um ...did you say something?

Nobody is going to get that one, but I laughed my a$$ off.

I'll be up in NYC next week.

Can anybody recommend a good Limo company?

Discuss.

I want to call you a dick. Yet I can't stop laughing.

I'll be up in NYC next week.

Can anybody recommend a good Limo company?

Discuss.


Well look what the cat dragged in. To you I suggest hitchhiking or one of the various public transportation outlets the city provides to those in your social class.

The limos that my family own are far too expensive for your kind....

By the way, your obsession with me speaks volumes. Is the Mrs. treating you right?

Well look what the cat dragged in. To you I suggest hitchhiking or one of the various public transportation outlets the city provides to those in your social class.

The limos that my family own are far too expensive for your kind....

By the way, your obsession with me speaks volumes. Is the Mrs. treating you right?

I call bull****. But if it isn't, is that the money used to lure high priced Tommy models to your home?

I'll be up in NYC next week.

Can anybody recommend a good Limo company?

Discuss.

What do you need a Limo for TX?

why the hell was my post deleted?

It never ceases to amaze me what the lunatic fringe of message board posters can dream up.

When I was younger, my family had a recluse cousin who lived in a dingy apartment in lower brooklyn. I'll never forget visiting him and seeing how many ****aroaches would scatter when the lights were turned on. This board reminds me of that apartment - with all the castaway ****aroaches running around every time I make a move.

Good luck to you all. Its too bad you couldn't "hang" with the rest of us on a real site. Maybe one day, you guys can work hard and get out of this amateur hellhole.

Just please, keep Dickloaf.

cut and paste the thread so we that are banned can see....

Max asked me not to use the IP Mask so I dont,,,

And DK, I care,, she is famous for twisting words,, like when she called me every name in the book and i retorted with a large name of my won and i get barraged by Sooth PMs to treat ladies nice,,,hahahahaha


Well I have to admit that I dont know who is worse- Dickloaf or Southernass.

Its too bad that you couldn't afford to live in the greatest city in the world and had to move to the sticks, but then again, the call of your cousins in Appalachia must have been motitvating. So what are you playing these days? The washboard? Or perhaps your the guy manning the moonshine rig? Either way, good luck to you and your kind...or kin, whatever the proper term is nowdays for mountain retards.

Who in the hell left the barn door open? :confused: The cow goes.....moooooooooooo

apparently it escaped from the slaughterhouse Alk

Who in the hell left the barn door open? :confused: The cow goes.....moooooooooooo

Oh look, the lights turned on again.

How are you Husker?

I suppose you would know what a cow says.....being that you live with them.

I try to log in and I get a Cannot find server message. Is this why LL is stalking our board? Or did the young einteins over there pick up on my subtle clues.

What r u talking about? latin lawyer?

please fill me in

What r u talking about? latin lawyer?

please fill me in


Not unless latin lawyer is your girlfriend. :Nuts:

OH SNAP! nevermind i just noticed.


I thought she was banned?

why the hell was my post deleted?

It was probably racist. :Nuts:

This is just messed up. I had this master plan all laid out as I sat at the bar. I get home and what should I find? JI seems to have blown a nut.

Well I have to admit that I dont know who is worse- Dickloaf or Southernass.

Its too bad that you couldn't afford to live in the greatest city in the world and had to move to the sticks, but then again, the call of your cousins in Appalachia must have been motitvating. So what are you playing these days? The washboard? Or perhaps your the guy manning the moonshine rig? Either way, good luck to you and your kind...or kin, whatever the proper term is nowdays for mountain retards.

hahahlol as much as u annoy me limo once again i have to compliment you on your good sense of humor.

nice try with the valor victorian thing. too bad it backfired on you hehe

It was probably racist. :Nuts:


either that or Bob got his mod spot back again

Ever since I got home from the bar, I have had a serious case of the munchies. A plate of macaroni and cheese, a chicken enchilada, a package of smarties and a package of sweet tarts have all fallen victim.

and faster too. Discuss...

Eating disorders are linked to anger.

Who are you angry at?

Forgive.

The hunger will disappear.

ON THE ROAD is jack kerouac's ode to hitchhiking across America.

In BIG SUR he muses on what he has become by taking the bus.

Charle BUkowski said he fantasized about living on a Greyhound bus. Just traveling forever, getting on and off and watching the scenery go by?

Is this a metaphor for the fate of the common man?

The bus is a little too real for me. The titled aristocracy limo crowd a little too huaghty.

A voice rings in me head .....chose the middle pATH

Maybe max will reconsider censoring your jokes now SJ?

Well look what the cat dragged in. To you I suggest hitchhiking or one of the various public transportation outlets the city provides to those in your social class.

The limos that my family own are far too expensive for your kind....

By the way, your obsession with me speaks volumes. Is the Mrs. treating you right?

Well look who is here.:eek:

Gotta give you credit for showing up Limo.

Your exchanges with DK are priceless.;)

Well look what the cat dragged in. To you I suggest hitchhiking or one of the various public transportation outlets the city provides to those in your social class.

The limos that my family own are far too expensive for your kind....

By the way, your obsession with me speaks volumes. Is the Mrs. treating you right?

Limo's here? Uh-huh. Sure. Be careful you don't step in the bull****.

Well I have to admit that I dont know who is worse- Dickloaf or Southernass.

Its too bad that you couldn't afford to live in the greatest city in the world and had to move to the sticks, but then again, the call of your cousins in Appalachia must have been motitvating. So what are you playing these days? The washboard? Or perhaps your the guy manning the moonshine rig? Either way, good luck to you and your kind...or kin, whatever the proper term is nowdays for mountain retards.

Why does it all of a sudden smell like Ring Dings in here
http://www.bbc.co.uk/health/images/300/badsmell.jpg

Maybe max will reconsider censoring your jokes now SJ?
ya, exactly her MO (or in her case , her MOo),, she throws barbs at you , then has Mod protect her when you fight back,,
She probably misses the fights, thats why she is here,, JI is so watered down with teenyboppers who know zip football and asskissers that its boring over there,,,
But Max and Smizzy are the bosses and I have refrained from anything bad,,,until given the green light,,then watch out,,

Good luck to you all. Its too bad you couldn't "hang" with the rest of us on a real site. Maybe one day, you guys can work hard and get out of this amateur hellhole.


I'm just glad that this amateur hell hole is actually up and running this morning.

Limo's "real site" looks to be down for the count right now.

Is it just me or is ***********.com still down?

Nevermind, looks like Big Al just answered my question.

Is it just me or is ***********.com still down?

Nevermind, looks like Big Al just answered my question.
I hear that when Limo waddled over here to post the JI site rose 2 feet in the air...

I'll be up in NYC next week.

Can anybody recommend a good Limo company?

Discuss.

http://www.sgtowns.com/photos/images/angkorday1/elephant.jpg

You guys are brutal. If you don't like someone, ignore them. Let it go. There's a crowd/gang mentality going on here. I know most of you are better than that.

You guys are brutal. If you don't like someone, ignore them. Let it go. There's a crowd/gang mentality going on here. I know most of you are better than that.
maybe i am wrong, but didnt she come in here and post,,
i didnt see your post to her , telling her the same thing,,

First of all, who knows if it's really her?

Second, several men beating up on one woman is .....I 'dunno.....I guess I don't like it. Sorry.

Third, you have to know that calling someone a hick or poor (which clearly you are neither) is certainly less "mean" than calling a woman a cow.

Just my meaningless opinion.

This Limo stuff is not funny and is definitely played out. Limo you can post here but it the bickering continues like this we are going to have to reconsider.

First of all, who knows if it's really her?

Second, several men beating up on one woman is .....I 'dunno.....I guess I don't like it. Sorry.

Third, you have to know that calling someone a hick or poor (which clearly you are neither) is certainly less "mean" than calling a woman a cow.
u r right, it probably isnt her,, no mod to protect her,,
but again, if she reappears it would be appropriate for u to give her some sage advice also,,
in the name of sisterhood

Just my meaningless opinion.

This Limo stuff is not funny and is definitely played out. Limo you can post here but it the bickering continues like this we are going to have to reconsider.
southernass,, pretty good though,,,

i live in a very high price southern neighberhood,, its actually southernarse

You guys are brutal. If you don't like someone, ignore them. Let it go. There's a crowd/gang mentality going on here. I know most of you are better than that.


Please Garb, I know of a couple posters that you could never seem to ignore. :)

True Alk - but I was "fighting" that one alone. Nobody wanted to join my gang! A gang of one. Not so successful! :) Actually, a gang consisting of one female is most likely referred to as a biatch....right? LOL!

It never ceases to amaze me what the lunatic fringe of message board posters can dream up.

What, you mean Tommy Hilfiger models? I completely agree! Living a fantasy life through a message board can be quite therapeutic. Too bad most people know you and see right through your BS.

What the hell? Someone must not be a very big fan of See N Say.

NOT!!


pic removed

hahahahhaahhah POTW

Freakin' mods stealing my thunder. :box:

Just my meaningless opinion.

This Limo stuff is not funny and is definitely played out. Limo you can post here but it the bickering continues like this we are going to have to reconsider.
After what you posted in the new forum, you really shouldn't talk. Funny as hell though. Now tell me how to clean spit-up soda off my keyboard.

I hear that when Limo waddled over here to post the JI site rose 2 feet in the air...


Is that the best that you have? Really Southernass, I am a bit dissapointed.

Go on back to your tin-roofed shack and try to insult me like a man, will ya?

Hmm...

I wonder if this is the same person who was pretending to be Sooth a couple of months ago?

I know who you are, and I expect a PM confirming it.

Is that the best that you have? Really Southernass, I am a bit dissapointed.

Go on back to your tin-roofed shack and try to insult me like a man, will ya?

SJ just got OWNED.

What, you mean Tommy Hilfiger models? I completely agree! Living a fantasy life through a message board can be quite therapeutic. Too bad most people know you and see right through your BS.

The only fantasy going on here is your thinking that one day you will be let back in to the best N.Y. Jet site in the country, and guess what? Its not this one.

You seemingly have nothing better to do but to make remarks about me. Is it love Boozer? I do hope not, because I will have to break your heart.

But good luck to you anyhow........

Hmm...

I wonder if this is the same person who was pretending to be Sooth a couple of months ago?

I know who you are, and I expect a PM confirming it.

Ditto. No way this is the real thing.

Now tell me how to clean semen off my keyboard.

Alk can help you out with that probably

The only fantasy going on here is your thinking that one day you will be let back in to the best N.Y. Jet site in the country, and guess what? Its not this one.

You seemingly have nothing better to do but to make remarks about me. Is it love Boozer? I do hope not, because I will have to break your heart.

But good luck to you anyhow........

Break my heart? The only things you break is the furniture.

:eek:Break my heart? The only things you break is the furniture.

Break my heart? The only things you break is the furniture.

POTW NOM!

whether or not its really limolady, this thread is the funniest thread ever

You guys are brutal. If you don't like someone, ignore them. Let it go. There's a crowd/gang mentality going on here. I know most of you are better than that.

Thanks for the kind thoughts chickie but I'm afraid you're wasting your time.

Much like savages in Africa, the grown "men" of this cesspool have no capacity to understand right from wrong. That's why they are here as message board castaways.

It's really hopeless

Alk can help you out with that probably


The secret is just have an extra keyboard on hand. Once that stuff gets down in the keys, it's all over. :)

Ditto. No way this is the real thing.


I don't know, looking back at this thread, Max kind of confirmed it....

The secret is just have an extra keyboard on hand. Once that stuff gets down in the keys, it's all over. :)

so q-tips are useless?

Break my heart? The only things you break is the furniture.


If you are referring to the cheap Walmart decor that your welfare studio apartment is decorated with then yes, breaking furniture is a strong possibility.

so q-tips are useless?

Too big to get deep down inside the keys. It's just not worth the trouble. Once that stuff dries, you would need a hammer and chisel to get it out.

LOL Yeah JI is the shining example of football forums, lmao.



Thanks for the kind thoughts chickie but I'm afraid you're wasting your time.

Much like savages in Africa, the grown "men" of this cesspool have no capacity to understand right from wrong. That's why they are here as message board castaways.

It's really hopeless

un-f'ing believable

If you are referring to the cheap Walmart decor that your welfare studio apartment is decorated with then yes, breaking furniture is a strong possibility.

Why is it that fat people head straight for the wicker?

i thought Limo's kind were supposed to be jolly, wtf

It may be that time of the month ya know.......



i thought Limo's kind were supposed to be jolly, wtf

LOL Yeah JI is the shining example of football forums, lmao.

As if you would be qualified to judge?!

How many games have you been to? BTW, I am talking about our beloved Jet games, not the Giants.

One day when you evolve from your current species then maybe you will have the capacity to actually think but I'm sorry to say that for now you will have to just act the part of a fool. This should be easy for you.

People like you could never mingle with people like me. You are a parking lot dweller, I break bread with players. Bye!

Wow that hurt, perhaps to make you happy i'll go whore my self to abunch of football players, does that put me in "Your class" Wtf do you know about football besides the fact the guys wear jock straps. Forgive me for saying so your highness but i belove us parking lot dwellers keep football going, not you jock strap slobbers POs

you have been pwned.



As if you would be qualified to judge?!

How many games have you been to? BTW, I am talking about our beloved Jet games, not the Giants.

One day when you evolve from your current species then maybe you will have the capacity to actually think but I'm sorry to say that for now you will have to just act the part of a fool. This should be easy for you.

People like you could never mingle with people like me. You are a parking lot dweller, I break bread with players. Bye!

I break bread with players. Bye!


BTW, that's how Chad really hurt his shoulder. He was reaching for the last buttered roll, and BAM! Run over by a Limo.

un-f'ing believable

believe it baby!! :)

i live in a very high price southern neighberhood,,

High priced? Thats funny. I guess your the envy of the block with your double-wide and that 76 Nova in primer.

Tell me, does the mailbox really say "Southernass" on it?

??

http://www.microdoted.com/microdot-forum/images/smilies/wickt/bitch-slapped.gif

Keep it up Sp.

Maybe I should call a dear friend who runs a top jet site and let him know about how two-faced you really are?

High priced? Thats funny. I guess your the envy of the block with your double-wide and that 76 Nova in primer.

Tell me, does the mailbox really say "Southernass" on it?

thats a badass car...

Better yet I'm calling your mommy and telling her what a wide load wh*re you are.

See everybody can use lame childish sh*t like you.



Keep it up Sp.

Maybe I should call a dear friend who runs a top jet site and let him know about how two-faced you really are?

Keep it up Sp.

Maybe I should call a dear friend who runs a top jet site and let him know about how two-faced you really are?

Maxman is a dear friend of yours?

Keep it up Sp.

Maybe I should call a dear friend who runs a top jet site and let him know about how two-faced you really are?

HUH ???...thats not the picture i posted....

SJ just got OWNED.
uh ok,, u must be a teeny bopper who is a JI dude,,

First of all, who knows if it's really her?

Second, several men beating up on one woman is .....I 'dunno.....I guess I don't like it. Sorry.



I couldn't help but recall that scene in The Guantlet, when Clint Eastwood is on that freight train, and kicks those bikers *sses, and the only one left is the bull dyke. And she's like "you wouldn't hit a lady, would you?"

Clint just unloaded on her.

That was hilarious.:cheers:

I guess microdot.com don't like people leeching from their site.

i guess...thats strange..lol...did you see the original pix i posted???
it was one smilie bitch slappin another one...

I guess microdot.com don't like people leeching from their site.

i guess...thats strange..lol...did you see the original pix i posted???
it was one smilie bitch slappin another one...

According to you.
According to them, it's you and TomShane getting it on.

Leemo, Leemo.

Where are you?

I haf erection.

Leemo, Leemo.

Where are you?

I haf erection.

LMFAO wow :yahoo:

It may be that time of the month ya know.......
http://www.clarkson.edu/news/photos/oilspill.jpg

Leemo, Leemo.

Where are you?

I haf erection.


Now this is funny as hell!!!!!!!!

Now this is funny as hell!!!!!!!!

I vant me and Leemo to haf our own private forum. Make happen!

High priced? Thats funny. I guess your the envy of the block with your double-wide and that 76 Nova in primer.

Tell me, does the mailbox really say "Southernass" on it?
No it says Frank Abagnale Jr.

Leemo, Leemo.

Where are you?

I haf erection.

Marko is a very good friend of mine. He wouln't talk to a lady like that.

Your idiocy is never ending but I should expect that from this place.

Why is the ****** posting here? Comeon Max, add the banned.

Yeah, J.I. is a "real" message board with now about 50% of it's posters under the age of 18.

Can someone have Max create some V-bookie thread where posters can predict who the real JN Limolady and Marco-whatever are? Max awards the winner with v-cash and a spanking.

Marco Cavka won't make the roster, never will. Get over it.

Leemo, Leemo.

Where are you?

I haf erection.
even though this thread is a obvious goof (funny as hell though),, THIS HAS TO BE POTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

uh ok,, u must be a teeny bopper who is a JI dude,,

Dude, what the **** is wrong with you? Take a Xanax and relax.

I couldn't help but recall that scene in The Guantlet, when Clint Eastwood is on that freight train, and kicks those bikers *sses, and the only one left is the bull dyke. And she's like "you wouldn't hit a lady, would you?"

Clint just unloaded on her.

That was hilarious.:cheers:


Well if it isn't the confused one. You insult my friends but yet you can't seem to stop coming over to our house. Constantly. Very interesting.

BTW, if you are hinting that it is me who needs to be smacked then you need to examine the morals that your parents have instilled in you. Moreover, Any real man wouldn't beat around the bush. If ou have something to say then say it. That, of course, is if you are man enough.

I'm sure you know who my family is....

Marko is a very good friend of mine. He wouln't talk to a lady like that.

Your idiocy is never ending but I should expect that from this place.

Why you call Marko idiot. I no idiot. I love back of Leemo. I love America.

Marco Cavka won't make the roster, never will. Get over it.

I make team. Make papa proud.

I feel like I am at the amusement park, only on this day the main attraction, the roller coaster, is down.

So to kill time, why not wander over to the freak show? Here, you can exchange information with all the freaks, losers, wanna-bees and those who generally have no class and no social skills.

When the roller coaster is fixed, I wont be here anymore. Good luck to you all.

I feel like I am at the amusement park, only on this day the main attraction, the roller coaster, is down.

So to kill time, why not wander over to the freak show? Here, you can exchange information with all the freaks, losers, wanna-bees and those who generally have no class and no social skills.

When the roller coaster is fixed, I wont be here anymore. Good luck to you all.

Leemo, you are like roller coaster. Everybody ride.

:Typotux: uh it is back up





I feel like I am at the amusement park, only on this day the main attraction, the roller coaster, is down.

So to kill time, why not wander over to the freak show? Here, you can exchange information with all the freaks, losers, wanna-bees and those who generally have no class and no social skills.

When the roller coaster is fixed, I wont be here anymore. Good luck to you all.

This is too goddamn funny.

Well this obviously isn't the real LimoLady. I think this one has run its course.