View Full Version : I met a family of potheads with a pet racoon yesterday


Blackout™
06-11-2006, 02:54 PM
Going into Saturday, I had gone one month and 3 days without smoking marijuana (prior to this ironman-like streak I had been smoking twice a day). Then I went up to the sticks with my friend to meet her cousin, brother and a friend who they call Fetus. They weren't typical slack-jawed rednecks (to my surprise), and were actually rather cool. We went to this dealers house, and there lived a family of rednecks who had just gone out and gotten a pet racoon.

I was blitzed out of my mind, so I didn't really mind it when it crawled over me (as long as it didn't bite me). They already had a pet dog, a friendly one, that seemed to get along with the racoon. I guess the racoon already had rabies shots and all of that, and its not as if they got it out of the woods or anything, but needless to say I was rather creeped out.

After yesterday I've decided I will never move to the sticks ever.

NIGHT STALKER
06-11-2006, 03:59 PM
Going into Saturday, I had gone one month and 3 days without smoking marijuana (prior to this ironman-like streak I had been smoking twice a day). Then I went up to the sticks with my friend to meet her cousin, brother and a friend who they call Fetus. They weren't typical slack-jawed rednecks (to my surprise), and were actually rather cool. We went to this dealers house, and there lived a family of rednecks who had just gone out and gotten a pet racoon.

I was blitzed out of my mind, so I didn't really mind it when it crawled over me (as long as it didn't bite me). They already had a pet dog, a friendly one, that seemed to get along with the racoon. I guess the racoon already had rabies shots and all of that, and its not as if they got it out of the woods or anything, but needless to say I was rather creeped out.

After yesterday I've decided I will never move to the sticks ever.

Potheads??? I have a question. Smoking a joint twice a day, would you consider yourself a pothead? You say you were "blitzed out of my mind"...on what?

Blackout™
06-11-2006, 04:04 PM
at that point i had been probably 6 bowls deep

and considering i hadnt smoked in a month, i was completely zoned out

Panzer Division Marduk
06-11-2006, 04:09 PM
I was blitzed out of my mind, so I didn't really mind it when it crawled over me

It wasn't a raccoon, it was Barton.

Jetcane
06-11-2006, 05:44 PM
That's really funny. Yesterday I met a family of racoons with a pet pothead.

dickkotite
06-11-2006, 06:41 PM
blackout why the stoppage?

SouthernJet
06-12-2006, 08:10 AM
Dont any of you know that smoking pot can lead to more dangerous vices? Like posting on JI.

Blackout™
06-12-2006, 11:06 PM
i hear JI is going to introduce drug testing in order to post there

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