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Alright, listen to me. You pull up right where she is, right? You go to get out of the car and you lock both doors. Then get out of the car, and you walk over to her, and bring her over to the car. Take out the key, put it in the lock, open the door for her, and you let her get in. Then you close the door for her. You walk around the back of the car, and you look through the rear window. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so you could get in, dump her.
Just like that?
Listen to me kid, if she doesn't reach over and lift up that button, so you could get in, that means she's a selfish broad, and all you've seen is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her, and you dump her fast.
Ooooohhhh yeahhhhh :-)
Or, if your car isn't an old beater, you click the remote, unlocking all the doors.
You'll have to find out, later, how selfish she is.
Mavrik 06-13-2006, 10:52 AM Alright, listen to me. You pull up right where she is, right? You go to get out of the car and you lock both doors. Then get out of the car, and you walk over to her, and bring her over to the car. Take out the key, put it in the lock, open the door for her, and you let her get in. Then you close the door for her. You walk around the back of the car, and you look through the rear window. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so you could get in, dump her.
Just like that?
Listen to me kid, if she doesn't reach over and lift up that button, so you could get in, that means she's a selfish broad, and all you've seen is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her, and you dump her fast.
Ooooohhhh yeahhhhh :-)
Why are you quoting Bronx Tale?
Why are you quoting Bronx Tale?
I'm on a Deniro movie trip
And I completely missed the movie reference. Duh.
I saw that movie on HBO, once. Didn't care for it. Maybe that's why I didn't remember.
JerryK 06-13-2006, 12:52 PM If you're only getting out of the car for 20 seconds, shouldn't she dump you for being silly enough to lock all the doors?
Thor99 06-13-2006, 01:27 PM If you're only getting out of the car for 20 seconds, shouldn't she dump you for being silly enough to lock all the doors?
No, there are alot of criminals in the Bronx. Luckily, you can recognize them. They're wearing pinstripes.
No, there are alot of criminals in the Bronx. Luckily, you can recognize them. They're wearing pinstripes.
That was a quality joke wasted on a straight shootin' team...would've worked better in Baltimore or Oakland ;)
Thor99 06-13-2006, 01:34 PM straight shootin' team...
I'm going to resist mentioning Sheffield and Giambi*.
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