Hope you're not out getting drunk.

The traditional birthday celebration was meant for staying in and bible study.

I hope you heed this traditional practice.

Happy Birthday Joe!!

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I hope you get a cape and a mask and wear it to the game you silly little freak! You know who loves you!!

Here is a gift from the other men to the newest member of the club.

Use this phrase with any girl between the ages of 17-21...." I think I love you " It's guaranteed to at least get you a hand job every time and it gives you room to weasel out of it later.

Make your 18th memorable,My young padawon.

Have a Coke, you wanker.

Hope you're not out getting drunk.

The traditional birthday celebration was meant for staying in and bible study.

I hope you heed this traditional practice.
Don't worry... He is watching the Phantom of The Opera on DVD over and over....

happy bday

:cheers: Thanks Smizz. I have graduation practice from 1030-1230 but after that the day should be pretty sweet. Was down at Bradley Beach yesterday to kick off a pretty long / busy / sick week starting yesterday and not ending till Sunday early morning.

Doesn't feel like I'm 18 but now I can go to jail! Yipee! Except I still can't freakin' buy cigarettes for $$ for Fresh and Sophs because of this state.:Cuss:

Happy Birthday 124

Happy Birthday and Happy Graduation!!!!!!:HappyB

Happy Birthday Joe

Many more drinking escapades are waiting for you

I have graduation practice from 1030-1230 but after that the day should be pretty sweet.

Hey 124, what kind of ceremony do they have for kindergarten?

Happy B Day! enjoy it your only 18 ,wait t'ill your 21 that's when the fun really Starts :cheers: Go Jets

:cheers: Thanks Smizz. I have graduation practice from 1030-1230 but after that the day should be pretty sweet. Was down at Bradley Beach yesterday to kick off a pretty long / busy / sick week starting yesterday and not ending till Sunday early morning.

Doesn't feel like I'm 18 but now I can go to jail! Yipee! Except I still can't freakin' buy cigarettes for $$ for Fresh and Sophs because of this state.:Cuss:

happy birthday 124!!!!!!!!!!18, well land yerself in jail & kill 2 birds with 1 stone. you can earn cigarettes & enjoy great sex in the same transaction;)

124 told me to tell you Bolly Sucks A$$ ,Don't worry 124 you can pay me my 1v cash later ;)

Happy BD big guy! 18??? You have to be kidding me...anyway, enjoy the day and everyday.

Happy Birthday Joe.

happy bday
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Hey 124, now you are old enough for the VIP forum!! PM me to sign up today!!

Have a good time 124! Enjoy

Happy Birthday Joe

Enjoy. It's time that you know that girls have a different pee-pee. This may be a little overwhelming for you now, but believe me it's good. :cheers:

124, go to a convenience store and go buy a birthday cigar.



Happy birthday, bro.

Happy birthday to the biggest Jets, Yankees, Knicks, Rangers, Heat, Mighty Ducks, Cavaliers, Gonzaga, Suns, Chad Johnson, Scott Kazmir, LeBron James, Patrick Ramsey, LaDainian Tomlinson, etc etc etc etc etc fan ever!

happy birthday joey!! :HappyB enjoy yourself! but also remember to be a good boy ;)

Tonight was my worst birthday ever, **** really ****ing sucked.


1st off, Late to Graduation practice due to my "best friend" who forgot my ****ing birthday and only wished me one later on tonight after my other friend told him. Nice "best" friend, huh?

2ndly, had to drop my car off in the shop because somebody hit me last week and I'll be without it for 7-10 days.

3rdly, I got in a huge fight with my girl best friend and she and I are on the ropes as it is right now, and I didn't even do anything wrong.

4thly, My hick / lowlife Uncle and Aunt's, BOTH, forgot to send me a ****ing card or money, my dad called them and they said yeah there are no mistakes we didn't send them to him, so he flipped on them.

5thly, We go to my favorite resturant and because the owner isn't there they forget the reservation and put us where we don't want to be in the worst place in the god damn resturant.

And finally, so far that is, my future step mom think its funny to say that **** I told them that the mexicans who come clean the house do is a lie and my futuer step sister wants to agree? **** that, I hate that bitch for trying to take my mom's (R.I.P.)'s place and then she has the nerve to say something like that on my 18th BDay? It already has been a horrible day so i told her, infront of everyone to go **** herself and went up the stairs with my dad hollering to come down in which case I said **** you I'll see you when I see you, I hate the bitch.



And tomorrow is Graduation, yipee.

Tonight was my worst birthday ever, **** really ****ing sucked.


1st off, Late to Graduation practice due to my "best friend" who forgot my ****ing birthday and only wished me one later on tonight after my other friend told him. Nice "best" friend, huh?

2ndly, had to drop my car off in the shop because somebody hit me last week and I'll be without it for 7-10 days.

3rdly, I got in a huge fight with my girl best friend and she and I are on the ropes as it is right now, and I didn't even do anything wrong.

4thly, My hick / lowlife Uncle and Aunt's, BOTH, forgot to send me a ****ing card or money, my dad called them and they said yeah there are no mistakes we didn't send them to him, so he flipped on them.

5thly, We go to my favorite resturant and because the owner isn't there they forget the reservation and put us where we don't want to be in the worst place in the god damn resturant.

And finally, so far that is, my future step mom think its funny to say that **** I told them that the mexicans who come clean the house do is a lie and my futuer step sister wants to agree? **** that, I hate that bitch for trying to take my mom's (R.I.P.)'s place and then she has the nerve to say something like that on my 18th BDay? It already has been a horrible day so i told her, infront of everyone to go **** herself and went up the stairs with my dad hollering to come down in which case I said **** you I'll see you when I see you, I hate the bitch.



And tomorrow is Graduation, yipee.


Im sending FeelThePain over to give you a lap dance ASAP!!!

Tonight was my worst birthday ever, **** really ****ing sucked.


1st off, Late to Graduation practice due to my "best friend" who forgot my ****ing birthday and only wished me one later on tonight after my other friend told him. Nice "best" friend, huh?

2ndly, had to drop my car off in the shop because somebody hit me last week and I'll be without it for 7-10 days.

3rdly, I got in a huge fight with my girl best friend and she and I are on the ropes as it is right now, and I didn't even do anything wrong.

4thly, My hick / lowlife Uncle and Aunt's, BOTH, forgot to send me a ****ing card or money, my dad called them and they said yeah there are no mistakes we didn't send them to him, so he flipped on them.

5thly, We go to my favorite resturant and because the owner isn't there they forget the reservation and put us where we don't want to be in the worst place in the god damn resturant.

And finally, so far that is, my future step mom think its funny to say that **** I told them that the mexicans who come clean the house do is a lie and my futuer step sister wants to agree? **** that, I hate that bitch for trying to take my mom's (R.I.P.)'s place and then she has the nerve to say something like that on my 18th BDay? It already has been a horrible day so i told her, infront of everyone to go **** herself and went up the stairs with my dad hollering to come down in which case I said **** you I'll see you when I see you, I hate the bitch.



And tomorrow is Graduation, yipee.


That really sucks Joe, but all I can say is welcome to adulthood.

Happy birthday to my fellow Big Ben supporter! ;) :cool:

wow seems like that was a crappy birthday but when in doubt just chill, there is tomorrow.
"18 and life" by skid row, go download it on limewire.:p

take a deep breath and just smile and do what your mom would have wanted you to do...

take your cue on behavior from what your mom would do,,,

Any birthday that has a '1' or a '2' in the tens column should be considered fabulous. You'll realize this when you celebrate one with a '3'..

Happy belated birthday, Joe!!!

You'll realize this when you celebrate one with a '3'..


damn,,13!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why didnt you tell me????

I deny it all,,

Tonight was my worst birthday ever, **** really ****ing sucked.


1st off, Late to Graduation practice due to my "best friend" who forgot my ****ing birthday and only wished me one later on tonight after my other friend told him. Nice "best" friend, huh?

2ndly, had to drop my car off in the shop because somebody hit me last week and I'll be without it for 7-10 days.

3rdly, I got in a huge fight with my girl best friend and she and I are on the ropes as it is right now, and I didn't even do anything wrong.

4thly, My hick / lowlife Uncle and Aunt's, BOTH, forgot to send me a ****ing card or money, my dad called them and they said yeah there are no mistakes we didn't send them to him, so he flipped on them.

5thly, We go to my favorite resturant and because the owner isn't there they forget the reservation and put us where we don't want to be in the worst place in the god damn resturant.

And finally, so far that is, my future step mom think its funny to say that **** I told them that the mexicans who come clean the house do is a lie and my futuer step sister wants to agree? **** that, I hate that bitch for trying to take my mom's (R.I.P.)'s place and then she has the nerve to say something like that on my 18th BDay? It already has been a horrible day so i told her, infront of everyone to go **** herself and went up the stairs with my dad hollering to come down in which case I said **** you I'll see you when I see you, I hate the bitch.



And tomorrow is Graduation, yipee.

1. That's nothing unusual. Friends don't remember $hit like that. If they do, they're either a woman or gay.

2. Walking never killed anyone. Especially a kid, it'll be good for you.

3. You'll both get over it and be at Phantom of the Opera together by next weekend.

4. If my nephew called me a hick, I wouldn't send his punk a$$ a birthday card either. I might $hit in an envelope and put it in the mail to him however. You're 18 years old. Nobody gives a $hit that it's your birthday anymore. The sooner you learn that the better off you'll be.

5. Not getting a seat near the ball pit at Chucky Cheese isn't that big of a deal. You're too big to play on that stuff anyway.

Lastly, I'm not going to touch that one with a 10 foot pole. Okay, maybe I will. If you got it out of your head that she is trying to take your mom's place and just made an attempt at getting along with her you might be surprised. Trust me on this one, I've seen it first hand. It's going to make things alot easier for your dad as well.

5. Not getting a seat near the ball pit at Chucky Cheese isn't that big of a deal. You're too big to play on that stuff anyway.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

5. Not getting a seat near the ball pit at Chucky Cheese isn't that big of a deal. You're too big to play on that stuff anyway.
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damn,,13!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why didnt you tell me????

I deny it all,,




A '3' in the tens column SJ, relax!