You hate everybody and everything and you just want to sleep and never wake up?

LOL, I haven't experienced that in at least 6 hours.

Yeah about 365 days in the past year

Life sucks.

Life sucks.

Dirt naps really suck.

Dwelling on bad things wont make it better.

Think happy thoughts, like max in girls underwear or southernjet getting his a** whooped by limolady.

Think pancakes. Stacks and stacks of pancakes served up by Jetgirl in a french maid outfit.

Think pancakes. Stacks and stacks of pancakes served up by Jetgirl in a french maid outfit.

That makes me feel like ****.

That makes me feel like pancakes.

I'm always here to help. :)

When you discover how not to be upset, angry, and doubtful -- in other words, how to stop overreacting to outside influences -- your life will undergo a metamorphosis, a change for the better in ways more profound than you could ever have dreamed possible.

If we stop running away from ourselves and into the distractions of this world just long enough to listen to our conscience -- this voiceless voice from the "other dimension" -- we will be guided safely by the Holy Spirit through even the most trying and dangerous experiences of life. And we shall experience a renewing of the self from deep within.

Eventually, the purity of our sincerity reveals to us Who it is, by name, that has been leading us all along. "Ask, and ye shall receive. Seek, and ye shall find. Knock, and it shall be opened unto you."

So now, heed the call from that other dimension. Follow your intuitive knowing confidently through that door, and discover the "parallel universe" alluded to by the patriarchs and prophets of the Bible. Far from being a distant alien realm, it is actually our true home, from whence the human race descended, and to which we, tried and proven, in faithfulness must return.

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