That Johnny Depp pirate flick was the worst thing I've ever seen. Seriously, what a boring piece of crap.

The lighting was so low key, I couldn't even see anything. All those wacky accents, I couldn't understand anything. None of it made any sense anyhow. I even noticed numerous continuity flaws.

Also, the blue-eyeshadow-wearing chick at the concession stand talked me into buying some sort of super-combo with a coke the size of an oil barrel and a popcorn the size of a SeaWorld dolphin tank.

I have so much salt and sugar in my system right now I feel like keeling over.

Also, someone crapped on the bathroom floor and I sat on chewed up gum.

I want you to reimburse me for the price of admission, asap.

note to self: don't take cinema advice from a ramsey fan.

well, it couldnt be any worse than joe vs the volcano

well, it couldnt be any worse than joe vs the volcano

Fascinating you should say that. Joe and the Volcano popped into my head while watching this debacle.

Some very similar imagery. Natives with spears, shamanic dancing, human sacrifice etc...

That film was incredibly underrated, while this one was incredibly overrated.

I don't owe you ****. The movie was good and it sounds like your movie threatre is a P.O.S.