I will start:
take a nasty dump and let it linger in bowl for awhile. then leave bathroom and dont flush and at all costs close the door. Then tell your kid/spouse etc that 'Oh, do me a favor I forgot my magazine up in the bathroom, will you please go get it"

They wont speak to you for awhile when they get thier nose hairs singed, but its worth it.

Put whip cream on your work phone earpeice. Put a line on hold and tell a cooworker they have a phone call.

Works with mayo, shaving cream and bodily secretions, too.:D

I will start:
take a nasty dump and let it linger in bowl for awhile. then leave bathroom and dont flush and at all costs close the door. Then tell your kid/spouse etc that 'Oh, do me a favor I forgot my magazine up in the bathroom, will you please go get it"

They wont speak to you for awhile when they get thier nose hairs singed, but its worth it.

this is not a nice prank to play, trust me. here's one that sj will remember though: when your parents go out for the afternoon, rig the house to make it look like there's been a break in. leave a ransom note saying the kids have been abducted. leave some fake blood (red food coloring works well) in strategic places for effect. gets 'em everytime, right sj?

Here is a great one for work we have used many times.
Pick out a employee that takes a WAY TOO LONG lunch.
Then one day when they leave, say at 11:30, put a postit on thier desk and write 'Joe, need to see you ASAP, urgent' and sign the bosses name and put 11:35 on the bottom.
Then when around 1 Pm or so when 'Joe' saunters in, ait for the 'OH CRAP' from his office and the scurrying down to bosses office. In MANY cases they blurt out a BS excuse before the boss even says 'WTF are you talkin about, I dont want to see you, but thanks for lettin me know you were gone 90 minutes".
Its pretty funny.

this is not a nice prank to play, trust me. here's one that sj will remember though: when your parents go out for the afternoon, rig the house to make it look like there's been a break in. leave a ransom note saying the kids have been abducted. leave some fake blood (red food coloring works well) in strategic places for effect. gets 'em everytime, right sj?
ya I called the police a week later..
had to for insurance purposes.

Put whip cream on your work phone earpeice. Put a line on hold and tell a cooworker they have a phone call.

Works with mayo, shaving cream and bodily secretions, too.:D

Put a rotten piece of bologna inside the mouthpiece of a coworkers desk phone.

Put a rotten piece of bologna inside the mouthpiece of a coworkers desk phone.
yikes,,,good one,,
aniother rotten food one is real easy,,
get a small cup of milk and hide it behind some furniture,,wait a week or so and then smell the rotten milk,,to take this gag up one level, you spill the glass over when it is spoiled so A) it cant be found, and B) real hard to get rid of

yikes,,,good one,,
aniother rotten food one is real easy,,
get a small cup of milk and hide it behind some furniture,,wait a week or so and then smell the rotten milk,,to take this gag up one level, you spill the glass over when it is spoiled so A) it cant be found, and B) real hard to get rid of

We like to put salmon under a persons car seat......Fish and Florida summers....:Nuts:

We like to put salmon under a persons car seat......Fish and Florida summers....:Nuts:
nice,, johnny's brother did that to someone years ago,, and i got called about it,,
if u r gonna do it, dont get caught

Not really a gag, but me and my friends used to syphon gas out of Uhaul trucks in HS. Until they built a fence....

the ultimate best prank takes a month of planning but it is so worth it.

stage 1: call every possible service that does housecalls from the yellow pages and call as many as you possibly can. i'm talking about pavers, roofers, landscapers, exterminators, interior decorators, plumbers, masseuses, yoga instructors, comcast, telephone company, gravel delivery services, waste removal, piano teachers, salvation army-- be creative, the goal is to get as many people as possible. then set up an appointment for them to all come at the victim's house on the same day in stages. for instance, have 50 appointments for 10:00 AM, 50 appointments for 10:15 AM, etc etc. make sure you can pick a spot to watch from down the street. it will cause a traffic jam of colosal magnitudes and will leave you laughing for days.

depending on how bad you want to get this guy, you can proceed to steps 2 and 3:

stage 2: call the police when the traffic is at its heaviest and people are showing up every 5 seconds and call in an anonymous tip that someone is shooting off guns at the victim's house.

stage 3: before the police get there, quickly call the local news and tell them a dog fighting bust is about to go down at the victim's house.

this is probably the funniest thing i've witnessed in my life (stage 1 only).

An old classic is wetting your hand under warm water and striking up a conversation with a friend or co-worker. When they look away, fake a sneeze complete with the "achoooo" and shake your hand at the side of their face. They immediately think that you have drowned them in phlegm and they get nuts. One guy actually wanted to fight me and I had a tough time convincing him that it was a joke. Good times!

Not really a gag, but me and my friends used to syphon gas out of Uhaul trucks in HS. Until they built a fence....
well i guess its a gag,, but one that could get u a few years wearin a orange jumpsuit

well i guess its a gag,, but one that could get u a few years wearin a orange jumpsuit

We were under 18....and never got caught:bag:

An old classic is wetting your hand under warm water and striking up a conversation with a friend or co-worker. When they look away, fake a sneeze complete with the "achoooo" and shake your hand at the side of their face. They immediately think that you have drowned them in phlegm and they get nuts. One guy actually wanted to fight me and I had a tough time convincing him that it was a joke. Good times!
haha, it works,, i use a diffwrent variation,,
when i am with a group of people and excuse myself to go take a leak,,when done peeing i wash but dont dry hands real well , leavin them wet,,
they wait in hall for me and when i come out we continue walkin.
i then find a way to brush my wet hand on one of them and hear them say 'oooo, your hands are wet',, i then say 'ya, i am sorry, my direction was bad and the water was out of order in the faucets'
chicks usually fall for this,,most guys are on to it

Put fake dog sh#t in 1 spot and then real dog sh#t in another spot! LOL

I brought fake dog crap to school in 8th grade, I got alot of teachers and students screaming and ewwing over it. But my english teacher actually stole it from me after tattle tale kid I planted it under his desk told the teacher.

take a dump in the tank of your friends toilet...HAHA...that smell will never be found...

take a dump in the tank of your friends toilet...HAHA...that smell will never be found...
yes a classic,,
u know whats its called dont you,,
'An Upperdecker'
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=UPPERDECKER

take a dump in the tank of your friends toilet...HAHA...that smell will never be found...

That's called an upper decker. Only do this when you have eaten nothing but 5 pounds of beans and corn. The beans will give the proper odor and consistency, the corn will do it's best to clog the little holes in the main bowl when the toilet is flushed. It will take about 8 weeks before everything is finally out of the bowl. Oh, don't do this to your "friends' or else you likely won't have any after a while!! This was a good tactic when at a party where the host is a prick.

my ex-roommate's brother-in-law was telling me about this prank they used to pull when he played Rugby for Sanford. They would use what's called the "poop bag" and everytime someone on the team did something s***y towards another players, most often hook up with a girl the other was seeing, they would s*** in a bag and then hide it somewhere in the guys room. He said they hid it so well that itw ould be weeks before anyone found it and the smell would just be awful. The guy he did it to had to buy new clothes because they all smelled like s***.

When you have an annoying coworker who is constantly sending stupid emails to firends of hers (yes it is usually a woman), sneak over to her computer and set up office to blind cc the company president or manager on every outgoing email.

Another one is to change the autospell function of MS Word to change a normal word such as 'company' to a more amusing word such as *****tard. Then make sure the dictionary recognizes *****tard as a word. People who rely on Word spellcheck to review a doc will most likely miss this sbutle change and then send the document out to coworkers and/or clients.

my ex-roommate's brother-in-law was telling me about this prank they used to pull when he played Rugby for Sanford. They would use what's called the "poop bag" and everytime someone on the team did something s***y towards another players, most often hook up with a girl the other was seeing, they would s*** in a bag and then hide it somewhere in the guys room. He said they hid it so well that itw ould be weeks before anyone found it and the smell would just be awful. The guy he did it to had to buy new clothes because they all smelled like s***.

I'd think you would want to put two sh*t bags in there. So when he finds the first one he thinks he's found "it" - should prolong the prank a bit longer.

Just a thought.

Another one from a coworker's computer is this: If they failed to lock their comp on a break, go over to it and mass email a suicide note from the unsuspecting victim's computer. Then watch in amusement as coworkers and police bombard that person's office and take him or her to the hospital.

When you have an annoying coworker who is constantly sending stupid emails to firends of hers (yes it is usually a woman), sneak over to her computer and set up office to blind cc the company president or manager on every outgoing email.

Another one is to change the autospell function of MS Word to change a normal word such as 'company' to a more amusing word such as *****tard. Then make sure the dictionary recognizes *****tard as a word. People who rely on Word spellcheck to review a doc will most likely miss this sbutle change and then send the document out to coworkers and/or clients.

Or you could send a mass goatse....

another one is to find one for guys or girls is to find onbe of those phootshopped , altered pictures of a ugly girl or guy..then put the pic in your wallet and when you meet someone you dont really know and the conversation comes around to personal stuff, you say 'ya, i have a girlfriend/boyfriend , you wan to see thier picture?. Then you open wallet and show your 'sweety' and wait to see if the person can keep a straight face and for how long.

here is a photo i know some guys use... have fun...
http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/images/ccarter/2004/11/11/ugly_girl.jpg

When you have an annoying coworker who is constantly sending stupid emails to firends of hers (yes it is usually a woman), sneak over to her computer and set up office to blind cc the company president or manager on every outgoing email.

Another one is to change the autospell function of MS Word to change a normal word such as 'company' to a more amusing word such as *****tard. Then make sure the dictionary recognizes *****tard as a word. People who rely on Word spellcheck to review a doc will most likely miss this sbutle change and then send the document out to coworkers and/or clients.
yikes, i dont want to piss u off,, thats career altering :eek:

My buddy's dad was telling me about a prank he and his friends pulled when they were at boarding school.

Apparently, there was some real dipsh*t who lived in their dorm, thankfully on the first floor.

Christmas break comes (an entire month), and after the guy leaves, they find a stray cat, open up the guy's window, drop in the cat, close the window, leave for vacation.

A month later, the guy obviously returs to a horrific scene. Not only is there a dead, rotting cat in his room, but that cat had crapped all over the place and completely destroyed his room before dying.

Terrible, I know. But ingenious at the same time.

This is how you handle annoying co workers.

http://www.goyk.com/video.asp?path=514

Not really a gag, but me and my friends used to syphon gas out of Uhaul trucks in HS. Until they built a fence....


I believe thats called a West Virginia credit card. :)

i ordered strippers and gave the address of a church and the name of the reverand

too bad i couldn't have been there to see what went down

when a co-worker leaves thier office/cube,, go to thier desk pencil drawer on top part of desk and take out all objects ,, refill with water and gently close,,
then when they come back and open,,its wet lap time

when that annoying neighbor who is always bragging about the impeccable state of his lawn & flowers leaves for work, have a 20 yard load of sand delivered & dumped on his front lawn

In the middle of the night go to a neighbors lawn and bring a sprayer of Roundup with you..
spray out any message you want to leave,,
Ina few days the lawn will have the message spelled out in nice brown dead grass

In the middle of the night go to a neighbors lawn and bring a sprayer of Roundup with you..
spray out any message you want to leave,,
Ina few days the lawn will have the message spelled out in nice brown dead grass


A landscaper did that to one of our neighbors in Boca and wrote a racial slur on there. Ended up getting arrested for a hate crime (my mom was a witness).

I wouldn't recommend that one.

A landscaper did that to one of our neighbors in Boca and wrote a racial slur on there. Ended up getting arrested for a hate crime (my mom was a witness).

I wouldn't recommend that one.
yikes,, i meant somethin like WATER ME or WHO FARTED?

yikes,, i meant somethin like WATER ME or WHO FARTED?

c'mon sj, it says right on the roundup label: use only as directed for killing weeds & racial slurrs

Take a foreign substance (one that we haven't identified yet) and draw a penis on the cement by the pool. It will be invisible until the cement gets wet then it shows up clear as day. No matter what you use to remove it, it won't scrub off. This really did happen at my father in law's pool. We're still trying to figure out how to get rid of it.

when that annoying neighbor who is always bragging about the impeccable state of his lawn & flowers leaves for work, have a 20 yard load of sand delivered & dumped on his front lawn

Disclaimer: This prank loses it's impact when the neighbor has artificial grass

Disclaimer: This prank loses it's impact when the neighbor has artificial grass
or lives in a Oceanfront home

This girl that works here does this great prank. About once a month she comes in and says I am pregnant and then leaves the room. Me and a few of the other guys fight about it...not mine etc. Then she says she is just joking.

I swear my heart stops beating every time she does it.

This girl that works here does this great prank. About once a month she comes in and says I am pregnant and then leaves the room. Me and a few of the other guys fight about it...not mine etc. Then she says she is just joking.

I swear my heart stops beating every time she does it.

i bet she does the old "pinhole in the condom" trick too-- gotdamn that joke is heeeeeeeeeeeeeeelarious.