View Full Version : Obey The Moderator


Max
07-13-2006, 11:36 PM
Guys we have been nice about this. But a lot of you are not listening. So I made the mods hit the studio and record the rules as a song. Hopefully they will be better received in this format.

http://www.rhymetorrents.com/disc2/Optimus%20Rhyme%20-%2003%20-%20Obey%20The%20Moderator.mp3

Sperm Edwards
07-14-2006, 07:01 AM
Hey boss,

I'm trying to remember back to my first staff meeting. Do you remember? You pulled me & TaborJet aside & said that sometimes late at night you post dumb things now & then? But that as the owner & senior administrator you need the posters to look up to you? And that if you make one of these stupid posts we should let you know so you can alter it & save face?

This is one of those times.

Max
07-14-2006, 08:02 AM
Hey boss,

I'm trying to remember back to my first staff meeting. Do you remember? You pulled me & TaborJet aside & said that sometimes late at night you post dumb things now & then? But that as the owner & senior administrator you need the posters to look up to you? And that if you make one of these stupid posts we should let you know so you can alter it & save face?

This is one of those times.

Yeah yeah yeah.

Bro...did you listen to that song? Tell me it isn't hysterical. I ran this idea by GOB before I posted it. So if you are saying it is dumb you are saying that GOB....well you get the drift.

:p

Sperm Edwards
07-14-2006, 08:07 AM
I couldn't understand a word he said for the first 60 seconds & stopped playing it.

Max
07-14-2006, 08:14 AM
I couldn't understand a word he said for the first 60 seconds & stopped playing it.

I think I know the problem. You are old. :)

He says obey the moderator, I am going to ban your ip, no you can't have my aim signon...

Seriously that song CRACKS me up.

Green DNA
07-14-2006, 08:26 AM
Max,

Stick to Weblording and leave the jokes to us peons. Don't destroy a year plus of hard work and success with a single post ;)

Max
07-14-2006, 08:27 AM
Max,

Stick to Weblording and leave the jokes to us peons. Don't destroy a year plus of hard work and success with a single post ;)

I stand by this one. It is funny. Not giving in.

Max
07-14-2006, 08:28 AM
Oh crap, I just realized that if Greengal posts in this thread and says that the song is funny that I will have been proven wrong. Man I hope she doesn't listen to it!

SouthernJet
07-14-2006, 08:55 AM
Oh crap, I just realized that if Greengal posts in this thread and says that the song is funny that I will have been proven wrong. Man I hope she doesn't listen to it!
yikes, sorry about the bike thing,, no disrespect intended, ,i was actually tryin to be nice,,
i will stick to Turd threads from now one,, watch out BZ

Sperm Edwards
07-14-2006, 08:59 AM
Max,

Stick to Weblording and leave the lyrics to greengal. Don't destroy a year plus of hard work and success with a single post ;)

spjets
07-14-2006, 09:13 AM
wow....bad......just BAD...............

Max
07-14-2006, 09:23 AM
I can not believe that all of you people are THIS wrong about the song!

:rolleyes:

NIGHT STALKER
07-14-2006, 09:26 AM
Being the "old fart" I am, I didn't even realize it was a song. Can you dance to it? If you can't dance to it, what good is it?!;)

Panzer Division Marduk
07-14-2006, 03:56 PM
I stand by this one. It is funny. Not giving in.

Desperation is a stinky cologne, Max.

Losing your funny really has caused you to plumb the depths.
Face it.
YOU'RE NOT FUNNY ANYMORE!

spjets
07-14-2006, 04:00 PM
Desperation is a stinky cologne, Max.

Losing your funny really has caused you to plumb the depths.
Face it.
YOU'RE NOT FUNNY ANYMORE!

:eek:

Garb
07-14-2006, 04:00 PM
:pooh:

SouthernJet
07-14-2006, 04:00 PM
:pooh:
U have just stepped over into the Turd-zone

Garb
07-14-2006, 04:01 PM
U have just stepped over into the Turd-zone


:eek: Oh nooooooooo!!!!!!! How do I turn back? How do I turn back?!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! !!!!!

SouthernJet
07-14-2006, 04:05 PM
:eek: Oh nooooooooo!!!!!!! How do I turn back? How do I turn back?!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! !!!!!
i am so freakin proud of u

Max
07-14-2006, 04:05 PM
Desperation is a stinky cologne, Max.

Losing your funny really has caused you to plumb the depths.
Face it.
YOU'RE NOT FUNNY ANYMORE!

Yeah I know this. It is hard to admit. I was marginally funny beforehand. I had always hoped it would get better. Not worse.

I really thought this song was funny though. Sorry to have bothered you all with it.

:cheers:

joewilly
07-14-2006, 05:01 PM
:eek: Oh nooooooooo!!!!!!! How do I turn back? How do I turn back?!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! !!!!!

cut thru the ted williams tunnel........oops too late