I have the band to record it. I just need somebody to write it. So get cracking!

5,000 in vcash if we select your song!

VCash? What the hell is that?:yawn:

Who can turn the world on with her smile?
Who can take a nothing day, and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile?
Well it's you girl, and you should know it
With each glance and every little movement you show it

Love is all around, no need to waste it
You can have a town, why don't you take it
You're gonna make it after all
You're gonna make it after all


How will you make it on your own?
This world is awfully big, girl this time you're all alone
But it's time you started living
It's time you let someone else do some giving

Love is all around, no need to waste it
You can have a town, why don't you take it
You're gonna make it after all
You're gonna make it after all

Jetnation. Meet Jetnation.
They're the modern internet family.
From the town of Jetrock,
They're a page right out of history.

Let's ride with the website that's real neat.
with threads, that just cannot be beat.

When you're with Jetnation
you'll have a yabba dabba doo time.
A dabba doo time.
You'll have a gay old time.

Jetnation. Meet Jetnation.
They're the modern internet family.
From the town of Jetrock,
They're a page right out of history.

Let's ride with the website that's real neat.
with threads, that just cannot be beat.

When you're with Jetnation
you'll have a yabba dabba doo time.
A dabba doo time.
You'll have a gay old time.

I will see if I can get that one recorded Fred. Just for you!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2be6jGwLoJ0&search=the%20odd%20couple

http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/irvinberlin0.shtml
I'm clicking on a good website
Just like the ones, they come and go
With the e-mails flowing
and the Chat rooms showing
To hear jetophiles in your ears

I'm clicking on a good website
With every message board they post
May your have a connection that's good
and may all those websites be the most

With a changed line.

http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/christinaaguilera40.shtml
I feel like I've been locked up tight
for three real long years of nervous nights
Waiting for someone to release me
You're loading the grades
And sending emails my way
But that don't mean I'm gonna see my straight A
Damn it damn it damn it (Damn it damn it damn it)

Ooh (my papers all say, "You go!")
Ooh (but mygradebook's saying "....no.")

If you wanna use that site
You should learn to type, today!
You're a moron with a website
For god's sake use it the right way
If you wanna use that site
Then remember this is true:
There's difference between one hundred
And a .102

You're a moron with a website, stupid
You Gotta use it the right way, blondie
You're a moron with a website, stupid
Come, come, come on and learn to type
It says my average
is 15, oh
But that is wrong
For as far as I know
All my grades are
Above ninety
Information at the speed of light
That don't mean that it's gonna be right
Damn it damn it damn it (Damn it damn it damn it)


Ooh (my papers all say, "You go!")
Ooh (but mygradebook's saying, "...no.")


If you wanna use that site
You should learn to type, today!
You're a moron with a website (You're a moron with a website)
For god's sake use it the right way
If you're gonna use that site (Ooh)
Then here's what you need to do
(Need to do...Woah)
Type the damn grades in right, woman!
And I shall be soothed.

You're a moron with a website, stupid
You Gotta use it the right way, blondie
You're a moron with a website stupid
Come, come, come on and learn to type
You're a moron with a website, stupid
You Gotta use it the right way, blondie
(if you wanna use the site)
You're a moron with a website, stupid
Come, come, come on and learn to type
{Bridge:}
Ooh (my papers all say, "You go!")
Ooh (but mygradebook's saying "...no")


If you wanna use that site
You should learn to type, today!
You're a moron with a website
For god's sake use it the right way
If you wanna use that site
Please remember this is true:
There's a difference between one hundred
And a .102

If you wanna use the site
You should learn to type, today!
You're a moron with a website
For god's sake use it the right way
(For god's sake use it the right way!)
If you wanna use the site
Then here's what you need to do
Type the damn grades in right, woman!
And I will be soothed.

You're a moron with a website, stupid
Come, come, come, on and learn to type.

Just funny

http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional915.shtml
He's been lurking on this website.
Why? I cannot say.
If he doesn't like Jet Nation,
Why don't he stay away?
To smite our works he's always waiting
In the guise of saving our souls.
So this song's my way of baiting
That masochistic troll.

Hey why don't you blow,
Hey why dont you blow,
Hey why don't you blow,
Away? Be gone!
Hey why don't you blow,
Hey why dont you blow,
Hey why don't you blow,
Moron?

http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional629.shtml
message - board - is - UP!
message -board - is - DOWN!
message - board - is - UP!
and it's screwing us around

it does the hokey pokey
and I'm all confused
but stay tuned for good news

Jet Nation - is - UP!
Jet Nation - is - DOWN!
when Jet Nation is UP!
it's the only game in town

but when it's being hokey
and it's screwin' us around
that's when we start to frown

Oh, Smizzy, Smizzy
you've....been so unlucky
tried to get unstucky....(but the)
new server's let you down

The chatroom is UP!
The chatroom is DOWN!
The chatroom is UP!
so nobody make a sound.....

that "can't-find-server" message
isn't there....(for now)
I think it'll be back
somehow

Couple of changes to this one.

we jetnation
so sexy it cause masterbation
gives you j-e-t-s education
even while nfl is on vacation
sign up now
stop the stagnation

Here's the story of a bunch of Jet fans
Who were bringing in ...blah blah blah:rolleyes:

GG! It's your time to rock M'Lady.\\:D/

Shocking I expected to see the Gilligan's Island theme in here!

Born on a Message Board in New Jersey,
Greenest site in the land of the free.
Raised in the BaDaBing so's he knew every Knee,
Ate him a bear when he was only three.
Maxie, Maxie JetNation, King of the Jet WebSites.

He fought single handed through the JetBoard war,
Till the 'others' was whipped and peace was restored.
And while he was handling this risky chore,
Made himself a legend, forevermore.
Maxie, Maxie JetNation, King of the Jet WebSites.

When he lost his partners, and his grief was gall,
In his heart he wanted to leave it all,
And lose himself in the webforest tall,
But he answered instead, his JetNations call.
Maxie, Maxie JetNation, King of the Jet WebSites.

He website took off and is hotter than Hell
Fixin' up the ego's of banned Jet fans as well.
Took over the Internet , so we hear tell,
And now has the best site, refusin to sell.
Maxie, Maxie JetNation, King of the Jet WebSites, Serving his Posters well

Now we know that JetNation is not really done,
The dominance march has just begun.
So he's packed his gear, and his trusty hon
And lit out a grinnin' to follow the sun.
Maxie, Maxie JetNation, King of the Jet WebSites

JetNation-land is sharpest, and JetNation-land is best
From grassy plains to the mountain crest
JetNation is so always chock full of jest
Showin' the others how to do it the best
Maxie, Maxie JetNation, King of the Jet WebSites
King of the Jet WebSites

Born on a Message Board in New Jersey,
Greenest site in the land of the free.
Raised in the BaDaBing so's he knew every Knee,
Ate him a bear when he was only three.
Maxie, Maxie JetNation, King of the Jet WebSites.

He fought single handed through the JetBoard war,
Till the 'others' was whipped and peace was restored.
And while he was handling this risky chore,
Made himself a legend, forevermore.
Maxie, Maxie JetNation, King of the Jet WebSites.

When he lost his partners, and his grief was gall,
In his heart he wanted to leave it all,
And lose himself in the webforest tall,
But he answered instead, his JetNations call.
Maxie, Maxie JetNation, King of the Jet WebSites.

He website took off and is hotter than Hell
Fixin' up the ego's of banned Jet fans as well.
Took over the Internet , so we hear tell,
And now has the best site, refusin to sell.
Maxie, Maxie JetNation, King of the Jet WebSites, Serving his Posters well

Now we know that JetNation is not really done,
The dominance march has just begun.
So he's packed his gear, and his trusty hon
And lit out a grinnin' to follow the sun.
Maxie, Maxie JetNation, King of the Jet WebSites

JetNation-land is sharpest, and JetNation-land is best
From grassy plains to the mountain crest
JetNation is so always chock full of jest
Showin' the others how to do it the best
Maxie, Maxie JetNation, King of the Jet WebSites
King of the Jet WebSites

Nice, SJ...LOL. Think the youngins' will know the song goes to the beat of Davey Crocket? Davey, Davey Crocket, king of the wild fronteer. Yeeeee haw!

To the tune of When You Dance - Neil Young

Do you post
Are your sense’s raw and your mind like toast
Like a ghost
Shane departed quick and left Max the host
There’s a board called JetNation – the Green’s best blog
It’s rumored the founders - played hide the log
Do you post - ewww ewww
That is really gross…………..


Thats the first verse - I'll work on some more

Jetnation, HUH! Good God y'all
What is it good for?
Looking at hot Vida pics..
............

I'll take my 5000 vcash now thank you.

Jetnation, HUH! Good God y'all
What is it good for?
Looking at hot Vida pics..
............

I'll take my 5000 vcash now thank you.

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we should just use the music for Hawaii Five-O as the theme song for JN

we should just use the music for Hawaii Five-O as the theme song for JN

ban him dano

I turn over rights to Mods to alter any of my lyrics as the ysee fit, ,I know I probably offended someone somewhere ;)

This is a take from an old God Street Wine song called Get on the Train:

JetNation Train-

Max is in the kitchen with a steak knife
Showing Smizzy how he slices the meat
Tom Shane's on the phone with his ex wife
Saying "I'd like to come home but he'd cut off my feet"
And it's all going out of control
124 fell down a hole
And we can't fish him out, and I have no doubt
That we ain't seen the worst of this heat
GOB come by to call
Shot seventeen holes in the wall
Got mud on the rug in the hall
And said "Max, That's what I think of your cooking."
And 124 finally came in from the rain
And in a loud voice began to complain
And he might have been bleeding and possibly in pain
But I don't know, I wasn't looking

Get on the train, wo
JetNation Train



And Smizzy got tired, lay down in a ditch
And said here's what I'll do if I ever get rich
Gonna take off this mod collar and get me a bitch
And run when Max says "heel"
And I said you're just a dog, man
And you eat chopped meat from a tin can
And Smizzy said "the ditch and the collar are a dream
But the bitch in my head is for real."
And then we all took the car and went for a drive
And Max trapped tiny flies and ate them alive
And said "I do what I must in order to survive"
But to me he sounded like he was dying.
And Max pulled the car over to the roadside
At the spot he was to marry his new bride
And there Faba was, stripped naked and hog-tied
Saying "Boy, stand straight and stop crying."

Get on the train, wo
Jetnation Train


So the sun slouched down to the bar and got drunk
And meanwhile the moon was shooting up junk
And Max he has in the bottom of his trunk
Some old letters and a dirty magazine.
And now 24 hours a day we got night
And the sun said "man, it didn't seem right
The pressure of always having to burn so bright"
And Max said "yes, I know what you mean."
And the train moves on in the dark
We try to make fire from a spark
Faba she dies and Max he cries
Cause the worst kind of stain is from blood.
And it's all going out of control
And Sooth is on a telephone pole
Looks across the plain and says "no not again,
I barely survived Gang Green."

Get on the train, wo
JetNation Train.

Here's a link to the song so you can get the beat and sing along:

http://ia301133.us.archive.org/0/items/gsw2001-09-03.sr77.shnf/gsw2001-09-03d3/gsw2001-09-03d3t06_64kb.mp3

And in case the above song doesn't fly, then I highly recommend this:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/notinmouth.html

Well here is a song about Jets Insider Wriiten By Allanis Morrisette.

http://www.brunching.com/cgi/alanislyrics.cgi
"Why"

Pancakes, IHOP, Rip Off
Why God, Why?
IHOP, $55, Jets Insider
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this Green horror?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of Jets Insider
Like a Thoureau character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Fat Head, Pancakes, Cry Babies
Why God, Why?
Jets Insider, Cry Babies, Rip Off
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this Green disaster that is my life?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of Jets Insider
Like a Thoureau character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this Green misery?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of Jets Insider
Like a Thoureau character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?

http://www.brunching.com/cgi/alanislyrics.cgi

"Will to Live"

I feel miserable
Pancakes make me ill
I feel miserable
IHOP tear at my foundations
I feel miserable
Rip Off are dragging me down to the depths of misery
I want to die

Is it because of Jets Insider that I feel this way?
With the Green rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Or am I lost in tale of Thoureau, adrift far from home
I don't think so, I don't think so.

Tom Shane Broke My Will to Live
Tom Shane Broke My Will to Live
Tom Shane Broke My Will to Live
I was getting better but then
Tom Shane Broke My Will to Live

I feel miserable
$55 rot the flesh from my bones
I feel miserable
Fat Head defeat my purpose
I feel miserable
Cry Babies are doing their best to impale my soul
I want to die

Is it because of Jets Insider that I feel this way?
With the Green rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Am I lost in tale of Thoureau, adrift far from home
I don't think so, I don't think so.

Tom Shane Broke My Will to Live
Tom Shane Broke My Will to Live
Oh God, Tom Shane Broke My Will to Live
I was getting better but then
Tom Shane Broke My Will to Live

http://www.brunching.com/cgi/alanislyrics.cgi

"I Think"

I Think Pancakes are really a huge problem
I Think IHOP are too much on my mind
I Think Rip Off have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
But what can you do?

Like a Green rain, beating down on me
Like a Thoureau line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Tom Shane's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on Jets Insider
Blame it on Jets Insider
Blame it on Jets Insider

I Think $55 are gonna drive us all crazy
And Fat Head make me feel like a child
I Think Cry Babies will eventually be the downfall of civilization
But what can you do? I said what can you do?

Like a Green rain, beating down on me
Like a Thoureau line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Tom Shane's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on Jets Insider
Blame it on Jets Insider
Blame it on Jets Insider

Like a Green rain, beating down on me
Like Tom Shane's smile, cruel and cold
Like Thoureau's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on Jets Insider
Blame it on Jets Insider
Blame it on Jets Insider

OK, and if we ever get a market in Japan, this is definately the theme song. I highly recommend you watch this to the end!!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/potty-training.html

I'm the Man
------Joe Jackson

Pretty soon now
Y'know I'm gonna make a comeback
And like the birds and the bees in the trees
It's a sure-fire smash
I'll speak
To the masses throughout the media
And if you got anything to say to me
You can say it with cash
'Cause I got the trash and you got the trash can
So baby we should get along fine
So give me all your money 'cause I know you think I'm funny
Can't you hear me laughing
Can't you see me smile

I'm the man
I'm the man that gave you the hula-hoop
I'm the man
I'm the man that gave you the yo-yo

Kung fu
That was one of my good ones
Well what's a few broken bones
When we all know it's good clean fun
Skateboards
I've almost made them respectable
You see I can't always get through to you
So I go for your son
I had a giant rubber shark and it really made a mark
Didja looka looka lookit alla blood
Give me all your money 'cause I know you think I'm funny
Can't you hear me laughing
Can't you see me smile

I'm the man
I'm the man that gave you the hula-hoop
I'm the man
I'm the man that gave you the yo-yo

Right now
I think I'm gonna plan a new trend
Because the line on the graph's getting low
And we can't have that
And you think you're immune
But I can sell you anything
Anything from a thin safety pin
To a pork pie hat
'Cause I got the trash and you got the trash can
So baby we should get along fine
So give me all your money 'cause I know you think I'm funny
Can't you hear me laughing
Can't you see me smile

I'm the man
I'm the man that gave you the hula-hoop
I'm the man
I'm the man that gave you the yo-yo