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Max
02-24-2005, 09:55 PM
Sorry about that guys. The server was down. Just got this email from our host:

We are currently having problems with a mysql machine that one or more of your databases is hosted on. The server is being failed over to new hardware at this time. We apologize for any inconvience this outage is causing you and we assure you we are working to get the new server up and running as soon as possible.



Thanks for your patience!

Jetman67®©™
02-24-2005, 09:56 PM
You better keep the server running or you will piss Gang Green Girl off :lol:

Midnight Express
02-24-2005, 10:02 PM
Thats IT!! IM OUTTA HERE!!! :evil:

Max
02-24-2005, 10:04 PM
This thread is gonna be good! Wait until GGG gets here in the morning. All hell is gonna break loose.

I have thick skin. Let's hear it.

faba
02-24-2005, 10:04 PM
You better keep the server running or you will piss Gang Green Girl off :lol:
I am tempted to start a thread about why does the server always go down and is there any other Jet web sites that anyone knows of to go to

Max
02-24-2005, 10:05 PM
You better keep the server running or you will piss Gang Green Girl off :lol:
I am tempted to start a thread about why does the server always go down and is there any other Jet web sites that anyone knows of to go to

DO IT. I will be disappointed if I don't see one.

This site is about having fun people. HAVE SOME FUN AT MY EXPENSE.

TomShane
02-24-2005, 10:16 PM
THIS SITE SUCKS AND YOU SUCK YOU SUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!

tommccabe
02-24-2005, 10:17 PM
Just got back from the server room after getting the server back online. Here is a recent photo of the machine jetnation.com is hosted on:

http://jetnation.com/misc/computer_fire.jpg

Everything should be back to normal now.

Smurf
02-24-2005, 10:27 PM
El servidor no fue abajo, usted , en shane del tom

Bob
02-24-2005, 10:29 PM
If I wanted to look at MySQL error pages, I didn't need a new site. :x

Think Sooth would give me my job back?

Max
02-24-2005, 10:31 PM
Just got back from the server room after getting the server back online. Here is a recent photo of the machine jetnation.com is hosted on:

http://jetnation.com/misc/computer_fire.jpg

Everything should be back to normal now.

Folks this is the main problem

THE WEB GUY IS AN APE.

Bob
02-24-2005, 10:32 PM
Just got back from the server room after getting the server back online. Here is a recent photo of the machine jetnation.com is hosted on:

http://jetnation.com/misc/computer_fire.jpg

Everything should be back to normal now.

Folks this is the main problem

THE WEB GUY IS AN APE.
Kinda looks like a walrus that's missing a tusk.

Max
02-24-2005, 10:37 PM
Anyone else find it strange that Dick Kotite signed up and then the server crashes? HHHMMMM.

In case it wasn't him I changed my Avatar back to Carlton. No crashes with Carlton. Gonna ride him out for awhile.

Jetfan13
02-24-2005, 10:39 PM
already? unacceptable.... :D

Max
02-24-2005, 10:56 PM
already? unacceptable.... :D

It is funny, I will admit that much!

My company sells a web based product that is far more labor intensive than anything a message board will ever do.

We have installs that have run without interuptions for an eternity. Me? Nah, why should I be so lucky.

Karma will get you in the ass everytime. ](*,)

Max
02-24-2005, 10:59 PM
I AM TIRED OF TALKING ABOUT THIS SERVER CRASHING ALREADY. THIS THREAD HAS BEEN LOCKED.

Max
02-24-2005, 11:00 PM
Alright I guess we can talk about the server "problems" for a little while longer. LOL.

By the way I LOVE THE LOCKING - UNLOCKING thing.

Jedi Mind Trick.

Broke your neck!

greengal
02-24-2005, 11:04 PM
personally i like the vulcan mind meld better... :lol:

Max
02-24-2005, 11:07 PM
personally i like the vulcan mind meld better... :lol:

Sounds like a sandwich.

TomShane
02-24-2005, 11:11 PM
personally i like the vulcan mind meld better... :lol:

Sounds like a sandwich.

Yeah, a SEX sandwich! Holla!

Max
02-24-2005, 11:17 PM
personally i like the vulcan mind meld better... :lol:

Sounds like a sandwich.

Yeah, a SEX sandwich! Holla!

You are a POST WHORE.

Bob
02-24-2005, 11:19 PM
Vulcans are the root of all evil.

If the vulcan server hadn't crashed, we wouldn't even be having this vulcan conversation. If we had any vulcan lives, we wouldn't be on a vulcan messageboard in trhe first vulcan place!

Vulcan people.

greengal
02-24-2005, 11:24 PM
http://www.startrek.com/imageuploads/200303/tos-011-spock-performs-a-mind2/320x240.jpg

TomShane
02-24-2005, 11:42 PM
Vulcans are the root of all evil.

If the vulcan server hadn't crashed, we wouldn't even be having this vulcan conversation. If we had any vulcan lives, we wouldn't be on a vulcan messageboard in trhe first vulcan place!

Vulcan people.


Are you a Mexi-CAN or are you a Mexi-CAN'T? :lol:

greengal
02-24-2005, 11:57 PM
spock rules :)

Max
02-24-2005, 11:58 PM
spock rules :)

Tom look at GG's er um, Post Count.

Isn't that sad.

greengal
02-25-2005, 12:09 AM
spock rules :)

Tom look at GG's er um, Post Count.

Isn't that sad.

sad that i have moved in to 4th place???

Max
02-25-2005, 12:13 AM
sad that i have moved in to 4th place???

4th place? You are happy with 4th place.

I feel like Mickey in Rocky I. I am staring in the eyes of A CHAMP. I know it. But you, Rocky, you just don't get it. Clean Out You Locker.

If you are happy with # 4, then I am happy for you. But in my preseason rankings I viewed you as top 3 material. Maybe I am harder on you than the other posters. But I do expect more. That's all.

greengal
02-25-2005, 12:18 AM
sad that i have moved in to 4th place???

4th place? You are happy with 4th place.

I feel like Mickey in Rocky I. I am staring in the eyes of A CHAMP. I know it. But you, Rocky, you just don't get it. Clean Out You Locker.

If you are happy with # 4, then I am happy for you. But in my preseason rankings I viewed you as top 3 material. Maybe I am harder on you than the other posters. But I do expect more. That's all.

rome wasn't built in a day. i am no flash in the pan. all that glitters is not gold...

ok that last one doesn't really mean anything in this post but i like the saying :lol:

T-Mac
02-25-2005, 12:23 AM
You're a victim af you're own(um, Bren's) success.

Max
02-25-2005, 12:30 AM
You're a victim af you're own(um, Bren's) success.

I was waiting for this one! Nice touch Tom. TOUCHE.

We are way under for our alloted bandwidth (way under) so we have a long ways to go before that is an issue. Same with Server CPU Utilization.

But with Bren out their spreading the word, you never know.

DO YOU POST???

TomShane
02-25-2005, 12:35 AM
You're a victim af you're own(um, Bren's) success.


Hang on! Max, you told me that all these people came here to see ME!!?!??!?? WTF!>??!??

Max
02-25-2005, 01:03 AM
You're a victim af you're own(um, Bren's) success.


Hang on! Max, you told me that all these people came here to see ME!!?!??!?? WTF!>??!??

Dude you have to see Bren meet a complete stranger and then within 3 minutes explain to them why they need to post here. It is funny as hell.

TomShane
02-25-2005, 01:09 AM
If I saw Bren for three minutes I'd probably have to see a Kleenex. :lol:

Panzer Division Marduk
02-25-2005, 03:19 AM
Alright I guess we can talk about the server "problems" for a little while longer. LOL.

By the way I LOVE THE LOCKING - UNLOCKING thing.

Jedi Mind Trick.

Broke your neck!

This isn't the message board you're looking for.
You can go about your business.
Move along now.

Brenjetsfan
02-25-2005, 07:17 AM
BOARD DOWN? I only told 50 people at the bowling alley last nite to post here..GUESS THEY all listened to little Ole' me!


FEEL THE POWER 8)

bann GGG :lol:

Panzer Division Marduk
02-25-2005, 08:19 AM
BOARD DOWN? I only told 50 people at the bowling alley last nite to post here..GUESS THEY all listened to little Ole' me!


FEEL THE POWER 8)

bann GGG :lol:

And there we were, all having fun blaming the gruesome twosome.....

Max
02-25-2005, 08:42 AM
BOARD DOWN? I only told 50 people at the bowling alley last nite to post here..GUESS THEY all listened to little Ole' me!


FEEL THE POWER 8)

bann GGG :lol:

Thanks for the plugs Bren. Let me know when we need to start a bowling forum here.

The outage had nothing to do with volume btw. Unlike TomShane our specs are OVERSIZED.

TomShane
02-25-2005, 08:56 AM
BOARD DOWN? I only told 50 people at the bowling alley last nite to post here..GUESS THEY all listened to little Ole' me!


FEEL THE POWER 8)

bann GGG :lol:

And there we were, all having fun blaming the gruesome twosome.....


Excuse me, GRUESOME?? I'll have you know that I am a BEAUTIFUL MAN! BEAUTIFUL, I SAY!!!

Panzer Division Marduk
02-25-2005, 09:16 AM
BOARD DOWN? I only told 50 people at the bowling alley last nite to post here..GUESS THEY all listened to little Ole' me!


FEEL THE POWER 8)

bann GGG :lol:

And there we were, all having fun blaming the gruesome twosome.....


Excuse me, GRUESOME?? I'll have you know that I am a BEAUTIFUL MAN! BEAUTIFUL, I SAY!!!

Sayeth the man with the Pee Wee Herman fixation.

Panzer Division Marduk
01-17-2008, 02:59 PM
Some things never change. :p

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