The Mrs. gets up at 3 am to get a drink of water, and comes running back to the bedroom and slams the door, screaming,"THERE'S A FRIGGIN BAT OUT THERE!" Of course, at 3 am, I am in a coma, so I thought, come to bed, and I will find it in the morning. NO.

So Here I am, nearly 3 hours later. It was flying around earlier, and I nearly caught him with a sheer curtain fastened to two curtain rods, but the little bastard took off down the hallway and I can't find the f**ker.

and I nearly caught him with a sheer curtain fastened to two curtain rods, but the little bastard took off down the hallway and I can't find the f**ker.

Stop pissing round with a curtain. Get a can of the missus' hairspray, and a lighter. Torch him out of the air.

Stop pissing round with a curtain. Get a can of the missus' hairspray, and a lighter. Torch him out of the air.


I may burn the place to the ground, but I'll sleep out in my truck tonight knowing that I got the bastard!

There is a house in my town that had bats in the house- another ridiculous Jersey law- the owners could not get rid of them-you can not use a professional exterminator to kill them.

Tabor,
Do you sleep upside down? This might explain a lot.

You should just go into the hallway and scream:

I AM SICK OF ALL THESE MF'ing BATS IN THIS MF'ing HOUSE.

How did my ex-wife get into your house?

Well, if you want to catch her, put some Cheez Whiz on a cracker, stand back and pounce when she takes the bait.

A tennis racket works well to SWAT them.My grandmothers attic years ago was infested with them the animal control guy took 50 or more out.Then a contractor fixed the area they were getting in. $2000 dollars later.

call Smizzy,,
he will come over and take it to a movie and dinner..

the bat may not be able to sit for a week but it will be outta your house

We had a bat in our house last year. Bat singular. I opened up all of the windows, and within a day he found his way out.

Tabor- that is so sick. Congratulations, bro. Bats in the house are the best luck.

There is a house in my town that had bats in the house- another ridiculous Jersey law- the owners could not get rid of them-you can not use a professional exterminator to kill them.



So use an UNprofessional exterminator.. he'll have an "I won't tell if you don't" policy! ;)

Well, I have to give my husband credit… he got the damn thing out of the house and no one was harmed. “Little Drac”, as we fondly named him, found a nice little hiding spot in the linen closet and with a little bit of coaxing he got the hell out … he took it outside in a net and released the little f***er. Of course I had no part in any of this and that was fine with me!

TaborJet is now sleeping since he’s been up since 3am. My hero! Apparently there were some “favors” promised last night if he could get this thing out of here. But, I was under major duress and would have promised anything… I have no memory of anything said.

Mrs. TaborJet
:yahoo:

Well, I have to give my husband credit… he got the damn thing out of the house and no one was harmed. “Little Drac”, as we fondly named him, found a nice little hiding spot in the linen closet and with a little bit of coaxing he got the hell out … he took it outside in a net and released the little f***er. Of course I had no part in any of this and that was fine with me!

TaborJet is now sleeping since he’s been up since 3am. My hero! Apparently there were some “favors” promised last night if he could get this thing out of here. But, I was under major duress and would have promised anything… I have no memory of anything said.

Mrs. TaborJet
:yahoo:

I remember what was said last night. :)

And it's been said that men have no short term memory.

I remember what was said last night. :)

And it's been said that men have no short term memory.

Way to go man, congrats.

I still think you should've burned the place down.;)