View Full Version : I woke up this morning


Max
08-20-2006, 12:06 PM
and a mockingbird sang just for me and I thanked him for the song.

Just felt like sharing.

Thor99
08-20-2006, 12:10 PM
I woke up this morning, secure in the fact that the 'Webmaster' is a fag.

SouthernJet
08-20-2006, 12:20 PM
and a mockingbird sang just for me and I thanked him for the song.

Just felt like sharing.
he was perched on a limb next to your exhaust fan,,
that wasnt a song, it was a shreek of pain as it was in a direct path of your morning constitutional

Verde
08-20-2006, 12:20 PM
I woke up this morning happy to be leaving my inlaws house!

JETSFAN5180
08-20-2006, 12:21 PM
I woke up with WOOD!

SouthernJet
08-20-2006, 12:23 PM
I woke up this morning happy to be leaving my inlaws house!
what kind of samiches did they have?

did u and the hubby sleep in his old Racecar single bed?

Max
08-20-2006, 12:25 PM
I woke up this morning happy to be leaving my inlaws house!

I am sure they are broken up that you are leaving as well.

Max
08-20-2006, 12:26 PM
I woke up this morning, secure in the fact that the 'Webmaster' is a fag.

Flesh and blood man. Flesh and blood.

vanDoug
08-20-2006, 01:33 PM
and a mockingbird sang just for me and I thanked him for the song.

Just felt like sharing.

C'mon Max.
Post the lyrics.

Verde
08-20-2006, 01:48 PM
I am sure they are broken up that you are leaving as well.



I'll lose sleep over it.

Jetcane
08-20-2006, 02:04 PM
Woke up this morning
Got yourself a gun,
Mama always said you'd be
The Chosen One.

She said: You're one in a million
You've got to burn to shine,
But you were born under a bad sign,
With a blue moon in your eyes.

You woke up this morning
All the love has gone,
Your Papa never told you
About right and wrong.

But you're looking good, baby,
I believe you're feeling fine, (shame about it),
Born under a bad sign
With a blue moon in your eyes.

You woke up this morning
The world turned upside down,
Thing's ain't been the same
Since the Blues walked into town.

But you're one in a million
You've got that shotgun shine.
Born under a bad sign,
With a blue moon in your eyes.

When you woke up this morning everything you had was
gone. By half past ten your head was going ding-dong.
Ringing like a bell from your head down to your toes,
like a voice telling you there was something you should
know. Last night you were flying but today you're so low
- ain't it times like these that make you wonder if
you'll ever know the meaning of things as they appear to
the others; wives, mothers, fathers, sisters and
brothers. Don't you wish you didn't function, wish you
didn't think beyond the next paycheck and the next little
drink' Well you do so make up your mind to go on, 'cos
when you woke up this morning everything you had was gone.

When you woke up this morning,
When you woke up this morning,
When you woke up this morning,
Mama said you'd be the Chosen One.

When you woke up this morning,
When you woke up this morning,
When you woke up this morning,
You got yourself a gun.

http://electronic.idilis.ro/tonysoprano.jpg

Fred Jetstone
08-20-2006, 02:12 PM
I haven't woken up yet this morning but when I do, you'll all be the first to know.

The big question is, if i'm only dreaming about writing this reply, why are you able to read it?

Are you in my dream? Are you asleep too?

Panzer Division Marduk
08-20-2006, 02:27 PM
I haven't woken up yet this morning but when I do, you'll all be the first to know.

The big question is, if i'm only dreaming about writing this reply, why are you able to read it?

Are you in my dream? Are you asleep too?

No Fred, you're not dreaming. If you were and we were part of it, Boilly would have led us to the Super Bowl, found a cure for cancer, made world peace, and discovered intelligent life in your house.:)

Bob
08-20-2006, 02:40 PM
I'm laughing so hard, I'm crying! DAMN, that's funny!

NJ
08-20-2006, 05:10 PM
and a mockingbird sang just for me and I thanked him for the song.

Just felt like sharing.
I've got wood

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