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NJ
08-24-2006, 09:29 PM
I'll start...

Times Herm Edwards shut up in front of a microphone.

Gainzo
08-24-2006, 09:31 PM
I'll start...

Times Herm Edwards shut up in front of a microphone.

There are so many things I would like to add to this thread but most of them would be deemed "non-pc" in this day and age.

TaborJet
08-24-2006, 09:32 PM
"Famous Jewish Sports Legends"

Gainzo
08-24-2006, 09:35 PM
Since a Mod replied:

"Famous black swimmers"

NJ
08-24-2006, 09:36 PM
Parisians of character

jetheelz
08-24-2006, 09:39 PM
"Words of Wisdom"-Helen Keller

Max
08-24-2006, 09:41 PM
"The Patsfantx Peace Summit In Florida"

Gainzo
08-24-2006, 09:43 PM
"New York Jets playoff wins."

(Sorry Tx isn't around so I had to add that one).

jetheelz
08-24-2006, 09:45 PM
"Reasons I don't have the hots for Brett Favre"-John Madden

TaborJet
08-24-2006, 09:47 PM
"The Story of the Boston Red Sox Titles"

TaborJet
08-24-2006, 09:47 PM
"What I contribute to the NFL" by Terrell Owens

jetheelz
08-24-2006, 09:48 PM
"The inspiring story of Duke Lacrosse"

TaborJet
08-24-2006, 09:48 PM
"The JetNation Diet" by Max

Max
08-24-2006, 09:49 PM
"The handy guide to a better personality" by TaborJet

Gainzo
08-24-2006, 09:52 PM
"How smoking the chronic increases your income" - Ricky Williams

NJ
08-24-2006, 10:03 PM
Times I should have said no..... and did. Maurice Clarett

Gainzo
08-24-2006, 10:05 PM
"European team that wins the World Series"

Bugg
08-24-2006, 10:29 PM
"Corageous French Male War Heroes"

Joan of Arc wasn't a man; Napoleon was Coriscan.

Gainzo
08-24-2006, 10:34 PM
"Corageous French Male War Heroes"

Joan of Arc wasn't a man; Napoleon was Coriscan.

You can't use the words "war hero" and "France" in the same sentence.

BTW: Love the sig. I used to claim Mel as an Aussie when he was "normal" but now I kick him back to the USA where he was born!

vanDoug
08-24-2006, 11:00 PM
Bad Canadian beer.

Gainzo
08-24-2006, 11:07 PM
Bad Canadian beer.

That would probably be a long book. Labatts would take up at least two chapters.

j/k mate. VB is not exactly the best beer in the World!

124
08-24-2006, 11:10 PM
"TX & Sex"

Sperm Edwards
08-25-2006, 12:57 AM
Clock Management Strategies - Herman Edwards

Papageorgio268
08-25-2006, 01:20 AM
Everything I Know- Vince Young

GM
08-25-2006, 01:46 AM
"Pancakes and You"

"Original Ideas" by GWB

AirForceJetFan
08-25-2006, 08:01 AM
"Be accountable for your actions"
by O.J. Simpson with foreword by Robert Blake

faba
08-25-2006, 08:07 AM
Jetnation-jetinsider merger

gg
08-25-2006, 08:08 AM
"all I know about women" by max

"my life as a football expert" by tx

:p

dickkotite
08-25-2006, 08:13 AM
"The Significance of TomShane"

Ten
08-25-2006, 11:49 AM
"Jets Insider premium content that's actualy interesting".

DHJF
08-25-2006, 11:57 AM
"Attractive Women Of West Virginia"

NJ
08-25-2006, 01:24 PM
"Trips I haven't taken" - Bren

faba
08-25-2006, 01:30 PM
Florida fan club for PatsfanTx

PatsFanTX
08-25-2006, 01:35 PM
"Trips I haven't taken" - Bren

"Dealing with Small B Cups" - Bren

Ten
08-25-2006, 02:10 PM
"How to win the big one"-Payton Manning.

Thor99
08-25-2006, 02:13 PM
"Limo and Kotite: A Love Story"

DHJF
08-25-2006, 02:43 PM
"Trips I haven't taken" - Bren

"Trips I Have Taken" - TX

Sperm Edwards
08-25-2006, 03:32 PM
My Nasal Hygiene Secrets - Joe Walton

GreenBeans
08-25-2006, 03:38 PM
"Body Building the Natural Way" - by Barry Bonds

Sperm Edwards
08-25-2006, 03:50 PM
Jews Who Like Me – Mel Gibson

Sperm Edwards
08-25-2006, 03:50 PM
Things I Love About the USA – Michael Moore

Sperm Edwards
08-25-2006, 03:51 PM
Classy Screen Names I’ve Used – Sperm Edwards

Sperm Edwards
08-25-2006, 03:53 PM
Stopping the Run – John Abraham

The Troll
08-25-2006, 03:59 PM
"Jokes About the New York Jets" by PatsFanTX

The Troll
08-25-2006, 03:59 PM
"The Glory Years of Cubs Baseball"

The Troll
08-25-2006, 04:00 PM
"Troy Aikman is Completely Unattractive" by Joe Buck

SoFlaJets
08-25-2006, 04:02 PM
"New York Jets playoff wins."

(Sorry Tx isn't around so I had to add that one).

troublemaker :p..

Sperm Edwards
08-25-2006, 04:36 PM
Femininity Secrets – Bea Arthur

Sperm Edwards
08-25-2006, 04:46 PM
Full Meals I've Eaten This Year - Teri Hatcher

http://www.celebrities-suck.com/photos/thumbs/teri9zg.png

NJ
08-25-2006, 04:47 PM
"My rational thoughts" Udai Hussein

GreenBeans
08-25-2006, 05:56 PM
"My NFL Career" - Ryan Leaf

dickkotite
08-27-2006, 11:38 PM
"Playing Through Pain" by john abraham

Bugg
08-27-2006, 11:59 PM
"Be accountable for your actions"
by O.J. Simpson with foreword by Robert Blake
or

"The Never-Ending Search for the Real Killers(mostly at the 19th hole bars and in strip joints, preferably with dumb women,booze and coke)" also by OJ.

Bugg
08-28-2006, 12:03 AM
"MY Long-term and Hard-fought Struggle from Living in Destitute and Obscure Poverty to Making It in the Broadcast Industry" by Joe Buck.

"Bad Players Who Suck" by Joe Theissman.

The Troll
08-28-2006, 12:27 AM
"The Guide to Having Fun While Sober" by the Troll (Foreward by JetsFaninSec124)

NJ
08-28-2006, 07:25 AM
"My Values" Paris Hilton

NJ
08-28-2006, 07:33 AM
"How I maximized my innings" Kerry Wood Foreward by Mark Prior

Papageorgio268
08-29-2006, 01:23 PM
how to be a loved ruler by your people and the world- Adolf Hitler (foreward by Saddam Hussein)

joewilly
08-29-2006, 02:09 PM
rock stars i've yet to bang by pamela anderson

joewilly
08-29-2006, 02:10 PM
millionaires i've yet to blow by paris hilton

joewilly
08-29-2006, 02:12 PM
poolboys i've hired who refuse to work naked ny max p. man

faba
08-29-2006, 02:24 PM
Picture posting expertise- joewilly

NJ
08-30-2006, 02:52 PM
"How I curb my Ego - and keep from making an ass of myself" - Terrell Owens
Foreward by Ron Artest

jetheelz
08-30-2006, 02:59 PM
"Beauty secrets" by Janet Reno

NIGHT STALKER
08-30-2006, 03:05 PM
Jet Nation Ignore List...by JetFanFL

joewilly
08-30-2006, 03:06 PM
Picture posting expertise- joewilly
:) :) :)

quality posters i've been nice to recently by faba

hiker
08-30-2006, 03:12 PM
Things I wouldn't screw, by Ron Jeremy :sheepf:

faba
08-30-2006, 03:12 PM
Favorite poster of faba-Joewilly

Barton
08-30-2006, 03:15 PM
"When and How to use smilies" - Faba

"How to squeeze out a contract extension" - Herm

"The Art of the 20 yard out" - Chad Pennington

"How to stay healthy" - Mark Prior and Kerrry Wood (sorry troll)

Sperm Edwards
09-13-2006, 12:39 PM
"Days Herm Edwards Was Unavailable For Comment" - [compilation of all USA sports writers]

L.I.MikeBleedsGreen
09-13-2006, 01:34 PM
"Stirring Sh@t Up 101 "by: Richard S.

JetFanByMarriage
09-13-2006, 03:28 PM
poolboys i've hired who refuse to work naked ny max p. man

he should have asked me I could have given him some that would.;)

Papageorgio268
09-13-2006, 10:42 PM
How to keep your cool- Ron Artest

Jetsfan80
09-13-2006, 10:50 PM
"Men I haven't banged" -- Tom Brady

124
09-13-2006, 10:52 PM
"Women I've Banged" - Tom Brady

NJ
09-14-2006, 03:43 PM
"How I maintain composure" Michael Irvin

jetheelz
09-14-2006, 03:47 PM
"How to properly ship a football card"-the dipsh!t who sent me a card in the mail that looks like its been used as the puck in a hockey game.
Thanks, a$$munch.

Green DNA
09-14-2006, 04:33 PM
"The Art of Clock Management" by Herman Edwards

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