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View Full Version : Things You Never Want To Hear a Woman Say Smurf 08-26-2006, 03:14 AM Id like to complie a list of things you never want to hear a woman say. Could be fun. " Know him? I dated him " " Pull my finger " " I just took the biggest Sh*t! " " I don't give head " " I just got my blood work done and I have _____ " feel free to add on. DireJet38 08-26-2006, 03:18 AM "I took a vacation to Mexico with Paul LoDuca" Smurf 08-26-2006, 03:24 AM " Im sleeping with your boss/brother/father/ex " Smurf 08-26-2006, 03:25 AM This one is for GOB.... " Is it in yet? " GREENSMACKS 08-26-2006, 06:03 AM it itches real bad it smells like cheese The Troll 08-26-2006, 06:17 AM "I'm pregnant" Brenjetsfan 08-26-2006, 08:44 AM i am leaving you for your best friends WIFE:Nuts: Can't Hackett 08-26-2006, 09:44 AM i am leaving you for your best friends WIFE:Nuts: Threesome!!! Can't Hackett 08-26-2006, 10:01 AM She wants a threesome with my best friend. NIGHT STALKER 08-26-2006, 10:06 AM "Can't we just be friends?" Max 08-26-2006, 11:16 AM I love you. I will definitely call you tomorrow. I want you to meet my parents. I can't go tomorrow, I have to get my back shaved. For the last time you leave the money on the nightstand. No, no, no...it was good for me. That is not why I am crying. No, no, no...it was good for me. That is not why I am laughing. No, no, no...it was good for me. That is not why I was sleeping. No, no, no...it was good for me. That is not why I am talking on the phone. SoFlaJets 08-26-2006, 11:33 AM pretty much what Jessica Simpson said about Nick's package (or lack there of)-that would pretty much kill a mans' ego... Bugg 08-26-2006, 11:38 AM We need to talk. JETSFAN5180 08-26-2006, 12:20 PM Honey can i go service the neighbor while you watch Monday night football. like2god 08-26-2006, 03:21 PM "I thought I would show you my yearbook, this is what I looked like before I became a woman" Mavrik 08-26-2006, 04:54 PM hey...it's been a long time since we've seen each other..its nice to see you...here's your son. gg 08-26-2006, 07:58 PM No, no, no...it was good for me. That is not why I am crying. No, no, no...it was good for me. That is not why I am laughing. No, no, no...it was good for me. That is not why I was sleeping. No, no, no...it was good for me. That is not why I am talking on the phone. [-X you have been reading JFBM's diary again! :p Barton 08-26-2006, 08:21 PM We need to talk. Bingo! You got Bingo! JonEJet 08-26-2006, 09:29 PM "I've never has a one nighter" "I've only been with one other guy" "I don't swallow" harris5214 08-27-2006, 12:41 AM "prenup is not that imporant..." TheShow 08-27-2006, 02:05 AM are you done? ok, well hurry.. I'm a pats fan. I'm leaving you for lance bass and his b/f Tom Brady. give me your paycheck. are you cold? cos you look cold. kloogy 08-27-2006, 05:05 PM Big Papi is hot BaumerJet 08-27-2006, 05:45 PM "I don't see a future for us..." "It's not you, it's me..." "I think we should just remain friends..." "My parents would love you, still - I don't think I can commit myself to this relationship!" "I think you would be more perfect for my other friend ________ She has a great personality!" Damn Smizzy - what started this Psycho therapy round?:smilies2_3some: DHJF 08-28-2006, 11:51 AM "Our new neighbor is sooooo cute. Have you found out what her name is yet?" L.I.MikeBleedsGreen 08-28-2006, 12:54 PM -------, You ARE the Father! I have a Headache Do you think I'am FAT? Do you Love My Mother? Max 08-28-2006, 01:32 PM There is no way water could cause that much shrinkage. DHJF 08-28-2006, 02:06 PM Hello Stubby! slowmoe57 08-28-2006, 03:04 PM IM PREGNENT -- AND ITS YOURS TaborJet 08-28-2006, 08:39 PM "Oh yeah? Well, get on your knees and suck MY C**K!" BwanaZulia 08-28-2006, 09:43 PM "Go Dolphins!" :) BZ Jets28 08-29-2006, 09:33 AM Oh God, your the best, oh yeah, oh yeah, give it to me....uh uh uh....oh you haven't put it in yet?.....sorry....:banned: |