It's so damn hot!

BRICK! Brick! Come here and hug me... I know you want too.

I didn't think anchorman was that funny...

I didn't think anchorman was that funny...


Brick killed a guy...with a Trident!

I didn't think anchorman was that funny...

I didn't either til I watched it a second time. Now I love it.





You have a smaller brain, it's science.

How Now Brown Cow
Unique New York

Wow,That escalated fast!

Spanish News Channel Bitchaaasss!!:Cuss:


Baxter, your so wise, like a minature Buddah, covered in hair.

You're a smelly pirate hooker!!

I will punch you in the ovaries!!

Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?

The arsonist had oddly shaped feet...


AUDREY! I've got bags under my eyes!

You're so wise...you're like a miniature buddha,covered in hair.

Huh? What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing. How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay.

Last time I looked in the dictionary, my name's Ron Burgundy. What's your name?

They've done studies you know; 60% of the time,it works...all the time

It smells like big foot's d!ck!

Some people love this movie (like me) and others hate it. But here is on of my favourite quotes from Super Troopers:

Foster: [Drunk] Hey, so, Ursula, what's uh, what's goin' on?
Ursula: Don't use that boyfriend voice with me.

Ribs. I had ribs for lunch. That's why I'm doing this.

I'm Veronica Corningstone. **** McGhee is on vacation.

I'm Veronica Corningstone. **** McGhee is on vacation.

and I'm ****...I'm Ron Burgundy

Scotch Scotch Scotch Scotchy Scotch Scotch I love Scotch Here it goes down into my belly.


AUDREY, LOOK AT ME!!! LOOK AT ME!!
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to yell like that.

Baxter!? Is that you!? Bark twice if your in Milwaukee!

Is this Wilt Chamberlin?

Some people love this movie (like me) and others hate it. But here is on of my favourite quotes from Super Troopers:

Foster: [Drunk] Hey, so, Ursula, what's uh, what's goin' on?
Ursula: Don't use that boyfriend voice with me.


"Want me to punchisize your face for free?"

" I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you"

"The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show"

My favorite quote from AnchorMan


" I'm proud of you fellas. You all kept your head on a swivel, and that's what you gotta do when you find yourself in a vicious c*ck fight "

Does everybody wanna here Ron Burgandy play some Yazz Flute for us?

Honestly, I'm not prepared (whips out Jazz Flute)

NEWS TEAM!!!!!! ASSEMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Hey Ron.
I'm sorry,I didn't see you there
We've been here literally the entire time you have.

I immediately regret this decision!

Hey Ron,I'm riding a furry tractor

I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.

You what? You pooped in the refridgearator!? And... you... ate the whole wheel of cheese!? I'm not even mad, I'm impressed. That's amazing.

I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.

:bwahaharoll:

That is great.

What did Brian call his 2 balls? That was my favorite but I can't think of the names so I didn't post the quote.

:bwahaharoll:

That is great.

What did Brian call his 2 balls? That was my favorite but I can't think of the names so I didn't post the quote.

" I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes, my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang"

I'm friends with Merlin Olsen. He comes over on occasion.