STAY HOME!!!!!!!!!!! SELL your tickets to real fans who go there to watch the game.

Ladies and Gentleman of JetNation. Thanks for stopping by. We have officially run out of things to talk about. So we appreciate all your posts and you can hang out while we tear down the Welcome Tents and pack up the servers.

Take care everyone.

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Ladies and Gentleman of JetNation. Thanks for stopping by. We have officially run out of things to talk about. So we appreciate all your posts and you can hang out while we tear down the Welcome Tents and pack up the servers.

Take care everyone.

:p

Yeah seriously, i mean, what's next? Posting naked sleazy chicks? Sheesh!

LOL

WHAT's up Maxxx!! I am off the bowl and feeling good!

STAY HOME!!!!!!!!!!! SELL your tickets to real fans who go there to watch the game.


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I guess information about Lance Bass or what you had for lunch is more important to talk about? The paper airplanes at the games are ANNOYING i dont see anyother games where this happens.Been to Baltimore,Washington,Carolina and even a few Giants games. NO paper planes.

I guess information about Lance Bass or what you had for lunch is more important to talk about? The paper airplanes at the games are ANNOYING i dont see anyother games where this happens.Been to Baltimore,Washington,Carolina and even a few Giants games. NO paper planes.


Well to make things like a paper Raven, Redskin, Panther etc, wouldn't you need a degree in origami?

Oh i see your point paper airplanes Jets games.................. Thats it. People spending money on tickets with a sole purpose to make a paper airplane to try and throw on the field.

How about TURN IN YOUR SEASON TICKETS and let someone who wants to WATCH FOOTBALL have them!

Oh i see your point paper airplanes Jets games.................. Thats it. People spending money on tickets with a sole purpose to make a paper airplane to try and throw on the field.

How about TURN IN YOUR SEASON TICKETS and let someone who wants to WATCH FOOTBALL have them!

I guess being that I sit in the second from the top row of the stadium (sect 335 baby!!) the planes don't bother me much because, well, there really is nobody behind me throwing them.

Joe with all your connections thats where you sit? Im surprised id figure you would have a luxury box with wet bar and hot tub.

I have to admit, at one point I came up with an idea to smuggle in bunches of flyers to hand out to the sections around me, with some cool jets trivia and some tailgate pictures (and a plug for my myspace natch) and on the other side print instructions on how to fold it into an award winning paper airplane, but then figured I didn't need any more trouble with the meadowlands security. It would have been funny though.

If we are gonna bitch about something in the stands, let's bitch about people NOT getting up for 3rd down on defense, and even worse, the nancy's who cry about not seeing when you get up to cheer your team on 3rd down.

Wait, here is an idea, some of you have been to uite a few games in different stadiums for pro and college, lets come up with a list of what true proper hardocre fans are supposed to do for a game, like 3rd down cheering on defense, and if we get a good meaningful list I wil print out tons and hand them out in the lot, this is abig game.

Max, can we sticky something like this to get the board's involvement?

Joe with all your connections thats where you sit? Im surprised id figure you would have a luxury box with wet bar and hot tub.


At this point I am lucky just to be able to get past the security. If this whole porn-domination thing works out, I will just buy the jets and become the Jerry Jones of NY football.

Let me know if you need a few investors.Imagine the New York Jets being owned by a porn king.Cheerleaders with see thru outfits.Fan appreciation hand outs Jet thongs and sex toys. Topless vendors all hot chics. joebabyny good luck with your venture!

Let me know if you need a few investors.Imagine the New York Jets being owned by a porn king.Cheerleaders with see thru outfits.Fan appreciation hand outs Jet thongs and sex toys. Topless vendors all hot chics. joebabyny good luck with your venture!

Too bad the XFL folded.

Let me know if you need a few investors.Imagine the New York Jets being owned by a porn king.Cheerleaders with see thru outfits.Fan appreciation hand outs Jet thongs and sex toys. Topless vendors all hot chics. joebabyny good luck with your venture!

HAHAHA, the goalpost would make a great stripper pole.

I guess being that I sit in the second from the top row of the stadium (sect 335 baby!!) the planes don't bother me much because, well, there really is nobody behind me throwing them.


Joe the porn guy sits in 335. Oh my, BZ shake his hand for me.

Too bad the XFL folded.

Ah, i had season tix that year, the football wasn't too great, but getting trashed in the freezing cold and watching the other drunk fools just brawl was too much fun. It was soooo cold, security didn't even bother to come out to clear up the fights. And the cheerleaders were hotttt.

Imagine the halftime shows. Dog catching frisbees replaced with doggie style lesbian sex acts. Pop Warner football replaced by teams of Brazalian hotties in scantily clad lingerie.

Imagine the halftime shows. Dog catching frisbees replaced with doggie style lesbian sex acts. Pop Warner football replaced by teams of Brazalian hotties in scantily clad lingerie.

Ah s@@t, you know I am gonna get fingered with the lady-folk on this board for all the sleaze talk. lol

Ah s@@t, you know I am gonna get fingered with the lady-folk on this board for all the sleaze talk. lol

OK let me clean this up.
As you enter the stadium all hot chics are given a bar of soap.

At half time a huge see through glass shower is towed in.

All the ladies with a bar of soap are invited to shower in front of the crowd with cash prizes and incentives.Fans are encouraged to make paper airplanes out of cash and send them onto the field.

Ah s@@t, you know I am gonna get fingered with the lady-folk on this board for all the sleaze talk. lol



I don't think you'll get.. 'fingered'. At least, not by the ladies here. :p

even worse, the nancy's who cry about not seeing when you get up to cheer your team on 3rd down.

Who? The people in the VERY last row? :)

I don't think you'll get.. 'fingered'. At least, not by the ladies here. :p


Ah Verde you dirty bird! That is ok, I am here to talk football and joke around with good people, trying to pick up women on the internet is NEVER a good idea!

Ah Verde you dirty bird! That is ok, I am here to talk football and joke around with good people, trying to pick up women on the internet is NEVER a good idea!


Um, have you read any of your myspace bulletins? lol.

Um, have you read any of your myspace bulletins? lol.


Well, there is a difference between using myspace to FIND girls, and using myspace to SPILL YOUR guts about what you did with them after a night of drinking and b##ls##ting!

Joebaby..teach me to be a man whore.

Joebaby..teach me to be a man whore.

It's all smoke and mirrors

The paper planes, the floaters, those are OK when the Jets are winning. The next person zings it after it lands, in the spirit of things and such. It's when the Jets are losing and some punk kid purposely aims at people's heads to let off steam that irks me.

Tell you what makes me laugh like hell about this thread. Paper planes! You should have seen Shea Stadium when I was a kid. In December when the Jets were hideous, the crowd would get belligerent. Cold, angry drunks throwing WHATEVER projectiles were handy. Glass beer bottles. Rheingold bottle caps. Crackerjacks boxes. Entire bags of popcorn. It was utter madness. Lightweights. Hehe.

It's all smoke and mirrors

You are very wise.
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