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Preston Howley III 01-05-2007, 09:34 AM And came across this:
http://www.patsfans.com/new-england-patriots/messageboard/showthread.php?t=47316
:lol:
Can you imagine the audacity of that prick? Look at his signature:
The VOICE of the NY Jets fan!
:rl:
And came across this:
http://www.patsfans.com/new-england-patriots/messageboard/showthread.php?t=47316
:lol:
Can you imagine the audacity of that prick? Look at his signature:
The VOICE of the NY Jets fan!
:rl:
He never responded to my requests to be reinstated for rivalry week. :)
Preston Howley III 01-05-2007, 09:40 AM He never responded to my requests to be reinstated for rivalry week. :)
It really broke my heart to see Jetman67 back under Smoochies spell. Some guys just cant break free from the cult.
BwanaZulia 01-05-2007, 09:43 AM Yesterday with TGG and today right back at JI.
Interesting.
BZ
Yesterday with TGG and today right back at JI.
Interesting.
BZ
If North Korea acts up we are going to have no troops left to deploy.
spjets 01-05-2007, 09:58 AM what a clown....
shawn306 01-05-2007, 10:01 AM And came across this:
http://www.patsfans.com/new-england-patriots/messageboard/showthread.php?t=47316
:lol:
Can you imagine the audacity of that prick? Look at his signature:
The VOICE of the NY Jets fan!
:rl:
Sooth comes in peace ?
What happened to the days of him Shakin, Bob and you ripping these folks apart ?
Ahh, old war stories. Those were some good days, all right. Remember that guy who called himself "Jetstomper?" I can't remember whether it was Moses or Shakin' who renamed him "Jizzchomper."
He cried.
Don't underestimate your own contributions, Shawn. You've been a brother in arms from the start. There are a few of us vets around, even if we're semi-retired.
Ahh, old war stories. Those were some good days, all right. Remember that guy who called himself "Jetstomper?" I can't remember whether it was Moses or Shakin' who renamed him "Jizzchomper."
He cried.
Don't underestimate your own contributions, Shawn. You've been a brother in arms from the start. There are a few of us vets around, even if we're semi-retired.
You know what -- hearing this stuff is interesting. Seriously because I didn't know a lot of it. Didn't realize that Shawn was part of the first generation of Jets poster. I also love reading sofla when guys like lancemehl sign up. Saying how it was when this all started.
It is pretty cool.
shawn306 01-05-2007, 10:31 AM You know what -- hearing this stuff is interesting. Seriously because I didn't know a lot of it. Didn't realize that Shawn was part of the first generation of Jets poster. I also love reading sofla when guys like lancemehl sign up. Saying how it was when this all started.
It is pretty cool.
Bob only took me in because of my wife's pepperoni bread. :)
I don't think first generation like Bob and the rest. I was like a 2001 enlistee into Sooth's army :p
6 years though. WOW whod've thunk it.
There are a few of us who go back to '99 or '00. The first incarnation of the old country was hosted on BeSeen, which offered free message boards and other website add-ons. It was actually off-site. JetsHaters was there, too.
Those boards didn't offer much in the way of features. They didn't even require log-in, so anybody could log in with any name they wanted. Impersonating other posters was a favorite trick of Zippy Bosuxfan, who called himself "Robert DeNiro" at the time and was a Jim Rome clone.
One great thing was that you could post HTML. We got invaded by English soccer fans, one time. They claimed Americans don't play "real football" and made a real mess of our board for a while. We found out where their board was and retaliated.
I wish I knew who the genius was that thought of looping and embedding a wav file so that their board screamed, constantly. I knew how to do it, but it never occurred to me. Sheer brilliance.
I did annoy them greatly when I posted this:
http://www.jonco48.com/blog/queen_2Dnose_2Dpick.jpg
P.S. Shawn's pepperoni bread is GREAT. I've made it a few times since he told me how.
shawn306 01-05-2007, 10:47 AM There was a Steeler fan who posted during the 2001 season that had just about everyone in an uproar.
just trashing the Jets, His cars and his part in the rescue or something like that in 9/11.
This guy was TX times 40. People were litteraly wanting to go through the screen and murder this guy.
jojojet 01-05-2007, 10:48 AM And came across this:
http://www.patsfans.com/new-england-patriots/messageboard/showthread.php?t=47316
:lol:
Can you imagine the audacity of that prick? Look at his signature:
The VOICE of the NY Jets fan!
:rl:
Jetsmoses, I lurk on all of the Jets boards and don't post much, but one thing I noticed this week is that you seem to be on every board constantly talking about soothsayer. You seem obsessed with him. Do you secretly have some type of manlove for him or something? You sound like a scorned girlfriend.
If it weren't for Jet Moses, there would not BE a JI. It would have died in infancy.
Sean knows that, even if his newbies don't.
jetophile 01-05-2007, 10:54 AM If North Korea acts up we are going to have no troops left to deploy.
Funny blurb about Kim Jong Il recently. He distributed karaoke machines to his malnourished troops because he's so enamored of them. Not the troops, the karaoke machines. His latest fetish. All accompanied with warnings that he will be checking on "their status" (i.e. break them and say, "What is this fuggin' chit?", and Kim will not be amused). I wonder if Kim Jong sings 'She Bang!' at his compound.
jojojet 01-05-2007, 11:00 AM If it weren't for Jet Moses, there would not BE a JI. It would have died in infancy.
Sean knows that, even if his newbies don't.
Yeah sure. I've been on these boards since they've started and the only think I remember thinking after reading jetsmoses posts is that the guy should be on bipolar meds.
Preston Howley III 01-05-2007, 11:06 AM Jetsmoses, I lurk on all of the Jets boards and don't post much, but one thing I noticed this week is that you seem to be on every board constantly talking about soothsayer. You seem obsessed with him. Do you secretly have some type of manlove for him or something? You sound like a scorned girlfriend.
People ask me questions, I answer them. If Sooth wants to resolve this, all he has to do is admit he made me a moderator of his board so he can spam it up and get me into fights with his competitors, and then apologize for it.
I'll drop him like a bad habit, after that.
jojojet 01-05-2007, 11:10 AM People ask me questions, I answer them. If Sooth wants to resolve this, all he has to do is admit he made me a moderator of his board so he can spam it up and get me into fights with his competitors, and then apologize for it.
I'll drop him like a bad habit, after that.
The guy may be a prick, I don't know him and I could care less about your little feud. I just wanted to let you know that I've noticed your obsessive posts all over the jets boards and it's really creepy.
Preston Howley III 01-05-2007, 11:12 AM The guy may be a prick, I don't know him and I could care less about your little feud. I just wanted to let you know that I've noticed your obsessive posts all over the jets boards and it's really creepy.
So what would you like me to do about it? Not that I care, but I'm just curious.
If North Korea acts up we are going to have no troops left to deploy.
:rl:LMFAO!!
You have been on fire!!
jojojet 01-05-2007, 11:17 AM So what would you like me to do about it? Not that I care, but I'm just curious.
Get over it or keep it to your self, I don't come to fooball boards to read crap about some guy that cries like a scorned beotch and acts like he has some type of homosexual man obsession.
Preston Howley III 01-05-2007, 11:20 AM Get over it or keep it to your self, I don't come to fooball boards to read crap about some guy that cries like a scorned beotch and acts like he has some type of homosexual man obsession.
No.
Try it sometimes. When somebody offers you a ring ding or a yodell, say "no", or preferably, "no thank you". In no time, you'll be able to wipe your butt manually, and not have to use the garden hose.
Get over it or keep it to your self, I don't come to fooball boards to read crap about some guy that cries like a scorned beotch and acts like he has some type of homosexual man obsession.
Whoa..you just said you didn't care before??I guess you do,heh?
Don't read his posts than,it's that simple.
Preston Howley III 01-05-2007, 11:22 AM Just say no. :lol:
jojojet 01-05-2007, 11:25 AM Whoa..you just said you didn't care before??I guess you do,heh?
Don't read his posts than,it's that simple.
That's hard to do when it's on every Jets board on the internet. Reminds me of a psycho chick I went to college with after I dumped her. Get some help, dude or go wash out your vagina.
I'm out.
Preston Howley III 01-05-2007, 11:27 AM That's hard to do when it's on every Jets board on the internet. Reminds me of a psycho chick I went to college with after I dumped her. Get some help, dude or go wash out your vagina.
I'm out.
Okey Dokey! Thanks for the advice! :rl:
Preston Howley III 01-05-2007, 11:29 AM Thats what I like about the internet, all the helpful, caring people. :rl:
Preston Howley III 01-05-2007, 11:32 AM Wait a minute. Let me see If I got this straight. A guy can put himself out there, declare himself THE VOICE of all Jets fans, and we're not allowed to criticize him? So, he wants the celebrity status, the fame and fortune, but no criticism?
Poor thing.
Preston Howley III 01-05-2007, 11:32 AM Come on back, JoJo, I miss you already! :lol:
Thanks for inspiring me to update my signature! I was motivated by your visit!
jojojet 01-05-2007, 11:50 AM Hey jetsmoses:
Lithium: Used in the treatment of bipolar disorder (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bipolar_disorder), since unlike most other mood altering drugs, they counteract both mania (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mania) and depression (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Depression_%28mood%29). Lithium can also be used to augment other antidepressant (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antidepressant) drugs.
Preston Howley III 01-05-2007, 11:52 AM Hey jetsmoses:
Lithium: Used in the treatment of bipolar disorder (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bipolar_disorder), since unlike most other mood altering drugs, they counteract both mania (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mania) and depression (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Depression_%28mood%29). Lithium can also be used to augment other antidepressant (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antidepressant) drugs.
Is this what I'm paying you $100 dollars an hour for? If I want someone to tell me something I already know, I'll pay $55 a month and become a JI VIP.
But enough about me, lets talk about me.
#27TheDominator 01-05-2007, 12:49 PM Hey jetsmoses:
Lithium: Used in the treatment of bipolar disorder (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bipolar_disorder), since unlike most other mood altering drugs, they counteract both mania (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mania) and depression (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Depression_%28mood%29). Lithium can also be used to augment other antidepressant (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antidepressant) drugs.
I don't think that mixes well with the liquor.
Green DNA 01-05-2007, 12:53 PM Seems to me like we may know jojojet by another name in another place since he/she seems to be very passionately opinionated on such a relatively minor topic.
Just my $55 worth, errr I mean 2 cents worth.
I think someone is obsessed with Jet Moses and that person probably knows him from the past -an educated guess.
Preston Howley III 01-05-2007, 01:01 PM Seems to me like we may know jojojet by another name in another place since he/she seems to be very passionately opinionated on such a relatively minor topic.
Just my $55 worth, errr I mean 2 cents worth.
I already know who it is, but Max doesn't want any trouble so I'M SWORN TO SECRECY. :lol:
You guessed right though, DNA. He's one of Smoochie's flunkies.
I already know who it is, but Max doesn't want any trouble so I'M SWORN TO SECRECY. :lol:
You guessed right though, DNA. He's one of Smoochie's flunkies.
Holy crap. That might be the first post ever that makes me look like a decent person. I knew it was going to happen eventually. Just not this soon.
:p
Preston Howley III 01-05-2007, 01:07 PM I think someone is obsessed with Jet Moses and that person probably knows him from the past -an educated guess.
The pathetic thing is, he doesn't even have the balls to use the name he's already registered here with. :lol:
Green DNA 01-05-2007, 01:12 PM I already know who it is, but Max doesn't want any trouble so I'M SWORN TO SECRECY. :lol:
You guessed right though, DNA. He's one of Smoochie's flunkies.
If I had to guess, I would say (in Wheel of Fortune code so as not to cause trouble)
T _ _ _ I_ O _ _ Y _ _ _
Hint: The first word is not T-O-O-L although it should be.
JetFan712 01-05-2007, 01:47 PM If I had to guess, I would say (in Wheel of Fortune code so as not to cause trouble)
T _ _ _ I_ O _ _ Y _ _ _
Hint: The first word is not T-O-O-L although it should be.
Vanna - I'd like to buy a vowel please.
How bout an A?
Thor99 01-05-2007, 01:56 PM There was a Steeler fan who posted during the 2001 season that had just about everyone in an uproar.
just trashing the Jets, His cars and his part in the rescue or something like that in 9/11.
This guy was TX times 40. People were litteraly wanting to go through the screen and murder this guy.
Does anyone remember someone AlVirginPriest, or something like that?
He was pretty annoying too.
Preston Howley III 01-05-2007, 02:45 PM Is the irony not lost on anyone else?
"jojo" asks me why I'm "so obsessed" with Smooch, and I tell him why, because smooch used to use fake usernames to attack me on his own MB while I was the moderator.
Now Smooch is sending one of his flunkies to do it to me here. This moron just helped my case. :lol:
Vanna - I'd like to buy a vowel please.
How bout an A?
Not a big fan of the show. But don't you ask Pat for the vowels? And Vanna just turns them over? I could be wrong, don't quote me.
Preston Howley III 01-05-2007, 02:54 PM Not a big fan of the show. But don't you ask Pat for the vowels? And Vanna just turns them over? I could be wrong, don't quote me.
Sort of. After you ask Pat, Pat asks Vanna, so...
Sort of. After you ask Pat, Pat asks Vanna, so...
That is my point though. Technically 712 was breaking protocol by asking Vanna directly.
Preston Howley III 01-05-2007, 02:59 PM Get over it or keep it to your self, I don't come to fooball boards to read crap about some guy that cries like a scorned beotch and acts like he has some type of homosexual man obsession.
You know, if I really wanted to be a punk or a "beotch" about it, I could just register an anonymous username and run Sooth's *ss down that way.
Like you just did here to me.
Preston Howley III 01-05-2007, 03:00 PM That is my point though. Technically 712 was breaking protocol by asking Vanna directly.
But everybody asks Vanna. It's funnier that way.
stormshadow19 01-05-2007, 03:13 PM That is my point though. Technically 712 was breaking protocol by asking Vanna directly.
Duh, he was cutting out the middle man. It's cheaper that way.
I guess "JoJo" missed the actual football forum, and went straight to the lounge, where everyone is a target (believe me, I know it).Either get over that, or tell your boy to get over his lil immature stuff. It's been over two years. that or just sit there and take it.
SS19 --
I thought that was funny. jojo as he calls himself today says that he is a football fan and doesn't want to be bothered with this stuff. So get out of the off - topic lounge.
It's not like we let non-football talk happen in the Jets forum or anything.
bwa-hahahahahaha
JetFan712 01-05-2007, 04:40 PM That is my point though. Technically 712 was breaking protocol by asking Vanna directly.
Oh, leave me alone.... You know I wasn't feeling well today geez :baby:
Oh, leave me alone.... You know I wasn't feeling well today geez :baby:
dont mind max, 712.. he is just a bully who thinks he is all that and a bag of chips.. being the weblord has just swelled his heaad.... ( and frankly i didnt think that was possible :shock:)
hope you feel bettter!!!
JetFan712 01-05-2007, 05:22 PM dont mind max, 712.. he is just a bully who thinks he is all that and a bag of chips.. being the weblord has just swelled his heaad.... ( and frankly i didnt think that was possible :shock:)
hope you feel bettter!!!
Thanks GG! You know what they say about men who try to act big... they are trying to compensate for their other small areas ;)
Thanks GG! You know what they say about men who try to act big... they are trying to compensate for their other small areas ;)
aah yes... how appropriate that statement is given the thread title!!! :lol:
Oh, leave me alone.... You know I wasn't feeling well today geez :baby:
I was teasing you. To make you feel important. I do hope you feel better. Sick days on Fridays can be so grueling. ;)
Thanks GG! You know what they say about men who try to act big... they are trying to compensate for their other small areas ;)
Size doesn't matter, size doesn't matter, size doesn't matter
deep breath -- deep breath -- deep breath -- deep breath -- exhale
Size doesn't matter, size doesn't matter, size doesn't matter
Your words can't hurt me.
Smurf 01-05-2007, 05:41 PM SS19 --
It's not like we let non-football talk happen in the Jets forum or anything.
bwa-hahahahahaha
:rl: :rl:
JetFan712 01-05-2007, 05:47 PM Size doesn't matter, size doesn't matter, size doesn't matter
deep breath -- deep breath -- deep breath -- deep breath -- exhale
Size doesn't matter, size doesn't matter, size doesn't matter
Your words can't hurt me.
Yeah, keep tellin yourself that Max!:rolleyes:
Smurf 01-05-2007, 05:51 PM Yeah, keep tellin yourself that Max!:rolleyes:
He doesn't have to. His wife is constantly saying it.
stormshadow19 01-05-2007, 06:10 PM SS19 --
I thought that was funny. jojo as he calls himself today says that he is a football fan and doesn't want to be bothered with this stuff. So get out of the off - topic lounge.
It's not like we let non-football talk happen in the Jets forum or anything.
bwa-hahahahahaha
Eh... this may be true... but still... I just like to point that kinda crap out.
Thor99 01-05-2007, 06:35 PM SS19 --
I thought that was funny. jojo as he calls himself today says that he is a football fan and doesn't want to be bothered with this stuff. So get out of the off - topic lounge.
It's not like we let non-football talk happen in the Jets forum or anything.
bwa-hahahahahaha
How much cash do I have to cough up in order to see the Hotties Forum?
stormshadow19 01-05-2007, 06:54 PM How much cash do I have to cough up in order to see the Hotties Forum?
14.95
Per day
Thor99 01-05-2007, 07:00 PM 14.95
Per day
That's a pretty good deal.
Much better than the 8.95 a minute I've been paying to talk to them.
Smurf 01-05-2007, 09:06 PM That's a pretty good deal.
Much better than the 8.95 a minute I've been paying to talk to them.
:rl: POTW NOM
How much cash do I have to cough up in order to see the Hotties Forum?
It is free. Just PM Jetfan712. She sends me messages all the time telling me how hot she is. I am getting tired of listening to it actually.
I don't come to fooball boards to read crap about some guy that cries like a scorned beotch and acts like he has some type of homosexual man obsession.
What do you come for? Six posts here and you haven't offered any of your true genius on the Jets or the game of football. Guess everythings pretty stable in your world so you decided to join yet another Jets messageboard and direct 100% of your posts at slamming one of the regulars. Sounds like you're a pretty right guy. Beat it dicksnake.
JetFan712 01-06-2007, 12:18 PM It is free. Just PM Jetfan712. She sends me messages all the time telling me how hot she is. I am getting tired of listening to it actually.
Oh, that's right, I keep forgetting, you're a homo. I guess I've been directing those PMs to the wrong person. My bad!:p
Oh, that's right, I keep forgetting, you're a homo. I guess I've been directing those PMs to the wrong person. My bad!:p
:)
Thor99 01-06-2007, 01:53 PM Oh, that's right, I keep forgetting, you're a homo. I guess I've been directing those PMs to the wrong person. My bad!:p
I don't think there's a single person on this board that would be responsive to your 'talents'.
Each and every single one of us is ghey.
Thor99 01-06-2007, 01:54 PM BTW, Moses.
If you wanted to see a tiny Johnson, all you had to do was ask.
I don't think there's a single person on this board that would be responsive to your 'talents'.
Each and every single one of us is ghey.
wrong - o mary lou...
if everyone was "ghey" then she would appeal to some us, wouldnt she ;)
Thor99 01-06-2007, 02:07 PM wrong - o mary lou...
if everyone was "ghey" then she would appeal to some us, wouldnt she ;)
You're right.
We know all about how much you love men.
And how much you charge for that love.:)
You're right.
We know all about how much you love men.
And how much you charge for that love.:)
:shock: what you talkin' bout willis??
i thought you were the one who needs to pay for sex... isnt max always talking about your hooker connection ;)
Verde 01-06-2007, 02:42 PM Ok, what'd I miss here? Max is gay? Stop it.
Catch me up, someone.. I'm too lazy to read the first couple of pages.
JetFan712 01-06-2007, 03:34 PM Ok, what'd I miss here? Max is gay? Stop it.
Catch me up, someone.. I'm too lazy to read the first couple of pages.
Well, just to sum it up for you. Max is gay and has a small wee wee. Not much else to tell. ;)
Jetman67 01-06-2007, 04:16 PM It really broke my heart to see Jetman67 back under Smoochies spell. Some guys just cant break free from the cult.
Not true at all. I was at 16H last week for the game. Not for Sean or JI but because I have some friends there that I miss seeing. Mostly General Lee!!!
Not true at all. I was at 16H last week for the game. Not for Sean or JI but because I have some friends there that I miss seeing. Mostly General Lee!!!
Jetman this thread was already hijacked. Please don't get it back on track. It only confuses matters.
:p
ECURB 01-06-2007, 07:40 PM Jetman this thread was already hijacked. Please don't get it back on track. It only confuses matters.
:p
Your a crappy Admin with statements like that... get your head in the game Max ;)
Preston Howley III 01-06-2007, 08:06 PM Not true at all. I was at 16H last week for the game. Not for Sean or JI but because I have some friends there that I miss seeing. Mostly General Lee!!!
That's my boy! Come on over and give Jet Moses a hug. \\:D/
Jon, I always regretted not telling Sean off when he was calling you "Randy's grill boy". At least I didn't join in the pile on like all of his sycophants did.
Preston Howley III 01-06-2007, 08:06 PM Max's nickname is mushroom button.
Thor99 01-06-2007, 10:53 PM :shock: what you talkin' bout willis??
i thought you were the one who needs to pay for sex... isnt max always talking about your hooker connection ;)
Yup. Thank God you give me that frequent flyer discount.
I almost have enough miles for that trip to Tahiti.
I was browsing over there tonight to see rajansen's new posts when I stumbled upon a thread about Peter King's comments about the "Parcells tree rule" Tiny Johnson said "explain Jason Fergeson then" Is this moron such an unitelligent fan to not realize that Fergeson was taken from Herm and not a "Parcells tree guy"? Take a timeout from exploiting Jets fans for a minute to learn something about the team itself dips.h.i.t.
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