View Full Version : So, the new Maxim came in the mail today...


Bob
02-22-2005, 10:38 PM
My jaw really hasn't fully closed since. Walking has been a bit of a challenge, too.

http://www.maximonline.com/girls/jennifer_love_hewitt_2/gm_l4.jpg

TomShane
02-22-2005, 10:44 PM
Jennifer Love Hewitt is a washed-up trash-can of a chick. If I saw her at Applebee's I wouldn't waste a Brewtus on her sorry has-been ass.

But, Jen, if you read this board, call me. I love you. ~Tom

Bob
02-22-2005, 10:48 PM
Tommy, Tommy, Tommy. :(

The poor girl goes to all the trouble of pushing her breasts together and putting them out there for our enjoyment, and THAT's how you treat her?

Ingrate.

TomShane
02-22-2005, 10:52 PM
You're right, Bob. I was unfair. I would SO do her. Thanks, Jen. :lol: :lol:


Tommy, Tommy, Tommy. :(

The poor girl goes to all the trouble of pushing her breasts together and putting them out there for our enjoyment, and THAT's how you treat her?

Ingrate.

Bob
02-22-2005, 10:54 PM
Attaboy!
You're right, Bob. I was unfair. I would SO do her. Thanks, Jen. :lol: :lol:


Tommy, Tommy, Tommy. :(

The poor girl goes to all the trouble of pushing her breasts together and putting them out there for our enjoyment, and THAT's how you treat her?

Ingrate.

Smurf
02-22-2005, 10:57 PM
Jennifer love can get it.

Would i kill TomShanes family for her? No.

Would i kick her out of bed? only if i could find the key to her shackles.

Brenjetsfan
02-22-2005, 10:57 PM
Helen will be in an up coming issue...remember her?? The girl next door??? PLAYBOY real soon! will keep you posted :P

Smurf
02-22-2005, 11:01 PM
Helen will be in an up coming issue...remember her?? The girl next door??? PLAYBOY real soon! will keep you posted :P

Can you get a copy signed for me??? That would be the sh*t.

TomShane
02-22-2005, 11:04 PM
Bren, did Helen ever tell you why she didn't call me? I wrote her that poem and everything! I thought we HAD something! <sob> :cry:


Helen will be in an up coming issue...remember her?? The girl next door??? PLAYBOY real soon! will keep you posted :P

Alk
02-23-2005, 01:18 AM
Wow, she might not be able to act but she's hot as hell. Her body proportions don't even make sense.

Brenjetsfan
02-23-2005, 07:34 AM
Helen will be in an up coming issue...remember her?? The girl next door??? PLAYBOY real soon! will keep you posted :P

Can you get a copy signed for me??? That would be the sh*t.

yeah...rite after I get MY copy..I put her name on the MAP..er...board with that GND contest :twisted:

Brenjetsfan
02-23-2005, 07:35 AM
Bren, did Helen ever tell you why she didn't call me? I wrote her that poem and everything! I thought we HAD something! <sob> :cry:


Helen will be in an up coming issue...remember her?? The girl next door??? PLAYBOY real soon! will keep you posted :P

she felt so bad but told me when Heff has his party you are invited..only if you bring Max as your date.

Bob
02-23-2005, 08:17 AM
I'm tellin' you - I look at this picture and all I can think about is untying those pink ribbons and letting the girls out to play.

http://m3.doubleclick.net/viewad/645108/5-subs_cover_subscribe_now.jpg

It's like kryptonite.

greengal
02-23-2005, 08:29 AM
I'm tellin' you - I look at this picture and all I can think about is untying those pink ribbons and letting the girls out to play.

http://m3.doubleclick.net/viewad/645108/5-subs_cover_subscribe_now.jpg

It's like kryptonite.

I like the new Bob.. LOL...;) now stop it you horndog ;)

spjets
02-23-2005, 09:42 AM
I'm tellin' you - I look at this picture and all I can think about is untying those pink ribbons and letting the girls out to play.

http://m3.doubleclick.net/viewad/645108/5-subs_cover_subscribe_now.jpg

It's like kryptonite.

I like the new Bob.. LOL...;) now stop it you horndog ;)

im startin to like the NEW bob too....he's cooler when he's not a MOD.. :lol: :lol:

TomShane
02-23-2005, 10:26 AM
Bob was always cool. It's just that you animals always found a way to piss him off. :lol:

greengal
02-23-2005, 10:55 AM
Bob was always cool. It's just that you animals always found a way to piss him off. :lol:

Bob loves me...i never pissed him off.. ;) alright there was that once...but we have moved on.. :)

TomShane
02-23-2005, 10:57 AM
Refused to sell him back those compromising pics, did you?

Bob was always cool. It's just that you animals always found a way to piss him off. :lol:

Bob loves me...i never pissed him off.. ;) alright there was that once...but we have moved on.. :)

greengal
02-23-2005, 11:00 AM
the price wasn't right ...yet... ;) waiting for another offer.

Refused to sell him back those compromising pics, did you?

Bob was always cool. It's just that you animals always found a way to piss him off. :lol:

Bob loves me...i never pissed him off.. ;) alright there was that once...but we have moved on.. :)

TomShane
02-23-2005, 11:03 AM
I'd buy them, but the thought of seeing Bob naked....gahhhh <shiver>


the price wasn't right ...yet... ;) waiting for another offer.

Refused to sell him back those compromising pics, did you?

Bob was always cool. It's just that you animals always found a way to piss him off. :lol:

Bob loves me...i never pissed him off.. ;) alright there was that once...but we have moved on.. :)

djaparz
02-23-2005, 11:03 AM
see that is why we need JET NATION GIRL NEXT DOOR contest.. either that or a bunch of girls just kissing and groping each other

Max
02-23-2005, 11:13 AM
or a bunch of girls just kissing and groping each other

I thought that was what 16H was for.

Brenjetsfan
02-23-2005, 11:39 AM
or a bunch of girls just kissing and groping each other

I thought that was what 16H was for.

yeah..i met that kissing bandit there..she was there one minute an gone the next behind the BIG ARMY TANKS :roll:

Bob
02-23-2005, 12:40 PM
or a bunch of girls just kissing and groping each other

I thought that was what 16H was for.

yeah..i met that kissing bandit there..she was there one minute an gone the next behind the BIG ARMY TANKS :roll:
Her tanks aren't THAT big. Perky, I'd say. They fit her frame nicely.

Didn't know she was in the army.

Max
02-23-2005, 01:00 PM
I'd buy them, but the thought of seeing Bob naked....gahhhh <shiver>



](*,)

TomShane
02-23-2005, 01:02 PM
LOL! Max, where's the "gouging out my eyeballs with a pen" smilie?


I'd buy them, but the thought of seeing Bob naked....gahhhh <shiver>



](*,)

Max
02-23-2005, 01:03 PM
LOL! Max, where's the "gouging out my eyeballs with a pen" smilie?


I'd buy them, but the thought of seeing Bob naked....gahhhh <shiver>



](*,)

Dude I sent you that Smiley in confidence. I made it just for us.

BTW that was no pen. And those weren't your eyeballs. :^o

Bob
02-23-2005, 01:05 PM
I'd buy them, but the thought of seeing Bob naked....gahhhh <shiver>
Hell, even I try not to see that any more than necessary.

My poor wife. :(

Max
02-23-2005, 01:10 PM
I'd buy them, but the thought of seeing Bob naked....gahhhh <shiver>
Hell, even I try not to see that any more than necessary.

My poor wife. :(

Love the signature Bob!

greengal
02-23-2005, 01:11 PM
I'd buy them, but the thought of seeing Bob naked....gahhhh <shiver>
Hell, even I try not to see that any more than necessary.

My poor wife. :(

oh come on Bob... you are a stud.... ;) that girl is lucky :)

TomShane
02-23-2005, 01:18 PM
Seriously, Bob, she should be thankful. If it weren't for you, she would still be living in a hack in the Ukraine hoping for somebody ELSE to pony up the airfare on BuyARussianBride.com. If she doesn't like it, throw her out in the yard and remind her that Siberia is about 10X colder than she is now. :lol:

I'd buy them, but the thought of seeing Bob naked....gahhhh <shiver>
Hell, even I try not to see that any more than necessary.

My poor wife. :(

oh come on Bob... you are a stud.... ;) that girl is lucky :)

Smurf
02-23-2005, 04:25 PM
Helen will be in an up coming issue...remember her?? The girl next door??? PLAYBOY real soon! will keep you posted :P

Can you get a copy signed for me??? That would be the sh*t.

Guess not

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