Bob
02-22-2005, 10:38 PM
My jaw really hasn't fully closed since. Walking has been a bit of a challenge, too.
http://www.maximonline.com/girls/jennifer_love_hewitt_2/gm_l4.jpg
http://www.maximonline.com/girls/jennifer_love_hewitt_2/gm_l4.jpg
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View Full Version : So, the new Maxim came in the mail today... Bob 02-22-2005, 10:38 PM My jaw really hasn't fully closed since. Walking has been a bit of a challenge, too. http://www.maximonline.com/girls/jennifer_love_hewitt_2/gm_l4.jpg TomShane 02-22-2005, 10:44 PM Jennifer Love Hewitt is a washed-up trash-can of a chick. If I saw her at Applebee's I wouldn't waste a Brewtus on her sorry has-been ass. But, Jen, if you read this board, call me. I love you. ~Tom Bob 02-22-2005, 10:48 PM Tommy, Tommy, Tommy. :( The poor girl goes to all the trouble of pushing her breasts together and putting them out there for our enjoyment, and THAT's how you treat her? Ingrate. TomShane 02-22-2005, 10:52 PM You're right, Bob. I was unfair. I would SO do her. Thanks, Jen. :lol: :lol: Tommy, Tommy, Tommy. :( The poor girl goes to all the trouble of pushing her breasts together and putting them out there for our enjoyment, and THAT's how you treat her? Ingrate. Bob 02-22-2005, 10:54 PM Attaboy! You're right, Bob. I was unfair. I would SO do her. Thanks, Jen. :lol: :lol: Tommy, Tommy, Tommy. :( The poor girl goes to all the trouble of pushing her breasts together and putting them out there for our enjoyment, and THAT's how you treat her? Ingrate. Smurf 02-22-2005, 10:57 PM Jennifer love can get it. Would i kill TomShanes family for her? No. Would i kick her out of bed? only if i could find the key to her shackles. Brenjetsfan 02-22-2005, 10:57 PM Helen will be in an up coming issue...remember her?? The girl next door??? PLAYBOY real soon! will keep you posted :P Smurf 02-22-2005, 11:01 PM Helen will be in an up coming issue...remember her?? The girl next door??? PLAYBOY real soon! will keep you posted :P Can you get a copy signed for me??? That would be the sh*t. TomShane 02-22-2005, 11:04 PM Bren, did Helen ever tell you why she didn't call me? I wrote her that poem and everything! I thought we HAD something! <sob> :cry: Helen will be in an up coming issue...remember her?? The girl next door??? PLAYBOY real soon! will keep you posted :P Alk 02-23-2005, 01:18 AM Wow, she might not be able to act but she's hot as hell. Her body proportions don't even make sense. Brenjetsfan 02-23-2005, 07:34 AM Helen will be in an up coming issue...remember her?? The girl next door??? PLAYBOY real soon! will keep you posted :P Can you get a copy signed for me??? That would be the sh*t. yeah...rite after I get MY copy..I put her name on the MAP..er...board with that GND contest :twisted: Brenjetsfan 02-23-2005, 07:35 AM Bren, did Helen ever tell you why she didn't call me? I wrote her that poem and everything! I thought we HAD something! <sob> :cry: Helen will be in an up coming issue...remember her?? The girl next door??? PLAYBOY real soon! will keep you posted :P she felt so bad but told me when Heff has his party you are invited..only if you bring Max as your date. Bob 02-23-2005, 08:17 AM I'm tellin' you - I look at this picture and all I can think about is untying those pink ribbons and letting the girls out to play. http://m3.doubleclick.net/viewad/645108/5-subs_cover_subscribe_now.jpg It's like kryptonite. greengal 02-23-2005, 08:29 AM I'm tellin' you - I look at this picture and all I can think about is untying those pink ribbons and letting the girls out to play. http://m3.doubleclick.net/viewad/645108/5-subs_cover_subscribe_now.jpg It's like kryptonite. I like the new Bob.. LOL...;) now stop it you horndog ;) spjets 02-23-2005, 09:42 AM I'm tellin' you - I look at this picture and all I can think about is untying those pink ribbons and letting the girls out to play. http://m3.doubleclick.net/viewad/645108/5-subs_cover_subscribe_now.jpg It's like kryptonite. I like the new Bob.. LOL...;) now stop it you horndog ;) im startin to like the NEW bob too....he's cooler when he's not a MOD.. :lol: :lol: TomShane 02-23-2005, 10:26 AM Bob was always cool. It's just that you animals always found a way to piss him off. :lol: greengal 02-23-2005, 10:55 AM Bob was always cool. It's just that you animals always found a way to piss him off. :lol: Bob loves me...i never pissed him off.. ;) alright there was that once...but we have moved on.. :) TomShane 02-23-2005, 10:57 AM Refused to sell him back those compromising pics, did you? Bob was always cool. It's just that you animals always found a way to piss him off. :lol: Bob loves me...i never pissed him off.. ;) alright there was that once...but we have moved on.. :) greengal 02-23-2005, 11:00 AM the price wasn't right ...yet... ;) waiting for another offer. Refused to sell him back those compromising pics, did you? Bob was always cool. It's just that you animals always found a way to piss him off. :lol: Bob loves me...i never pissed him off.. ;) alright there was that once...but we have moved on.. :) TomShane 02-23-2005, 11:03 AM I'd buy them, but the thought of seeing Bob naked....gahhhh <shiver> the price wasn't right ...yet... ;) waiting for another offer. Refused to sell him back those compromising pics, did you? Bob was always cool. It's just that you animals always found a way to piss him off. :lol: Bob loves me...i never pissed him off.. ;) alright there was that once...but we have moved on.. :) djaparz 02-23-2005, 11:03 AM see that is why we need JET NATION GIRL NEXT DOOR contest.. either that or a bunch of girls just kissing and groping each other Max 02-23-2005, 11:13 AM or a bunch of girls just kissing and groping each other I thought that was what 16H was for. Brenjetsfan 02-23-2005, 11:39 AM or a bunch of girls just kissing and groping each other I thought that was what 16H was for. yeah..i met that kissing bandit there..she was there one minute an gone the next behind the BIG ARMY TANKS :roll: Bob 02-23-2005, 12:40 PM or a bunch of girls just kissing and groping each other I thought that was what 16H was for. yeah..i met that kissing bandit there..she was there one minute an gone the next behind the BIG ARMY TANKS :roll: Her tanks aren't THAT big. Perky, I'd say. They fit her frame nicely. Didn't know she was in the army. Max 02-23-2005, 01:00 PM I'd buy them, but the thought of seeing Bob naked....gahhhh <shiver> ](*,) TomShane 02-23-2005, 01:02 PM LOL! Max, where's the "gouging out my eyeballs with a pen" smilie? I'd buy them, but the thought of seeing Bob naked....gahhhh <shiver> ](*,) Max 02-23-2005, 01:03 PM LOL! Max, where's the "gouging out my eyeballs with a pen" smilie? I'd buy them, but the thought of seeing Bob naked....gahhhh <shiver> ](*,) Dude I sent you that Smiley in confidence. I made it just for us. BTW that was no pen. And those weren't your eyeballs. :^o Bob 02-23-2005, 01:05 PM I'd buy them, but the thought of seeing Bob naked....gahhhh <shiver> Hell, even I try not to see that any more than necessary. My poor wife. :( Max 02-23-2005, 01:10 PM I'd buy them, but the thought of seeing Bob naked....gahhhh <shiver> Hell, even I try not to see that any more than necessary. My poor wife. :( Love the signature Bob! greengal 02-23-2005, 01:11 PM I'd buy them, but the thought of seeing Bob naked....gahhhh <shiver> Hell, even I try not to see that any more than necessary. My poor wife. :( oh come on Bob... you are a stud.... ;) that girl is lucky :) TomShane 02-23-2005, 01:18 PM Seriously, Bob, she should be thankful. If it weren't for you, she would still be living in a hack in the Ukraine hoping for somebody ELSE to pony up the airfare on BuyARussianBride.com. If she doesn't like it, throw her out in the yard and remind her that Siberia is about 10X colder than she is now. :lol: I'd buy them, but the thought of seeing Bob naked....gahhhh <shiver> Hell, even I try not to see that any more than necessary. My poor wife. :( oh come on Bob... you are a stud.... ;) that girl is lucky :) Smurf 02-23-2005, 04:25 PM Helen will be in an up coming issue...remember her?? The girl next door??? PLAYBOY real soon! will keep you posted :P Can you get a copy signed for me??? That would be the sh*t. Guess not |