Penningtology

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The Holy Chad reigning on high, as seen by Penningtologists
Penningtology is the term given to the worship of Chad Pennington. A Penningtologist is one who believes without a shadow of a doubt that Chad will come down and lead them to the promised land. Whereas most people simply want him to lead the team to a Super Bowl, the most ardent Penningtologists believe that He will come down in a spaceship and take them away. See the Heaven's Gate cult for an example.

Like all religions, Penningtologists are firm believers in evil forces. In their case it is the Mangenius, and his minion, the foul Klemenade, who they hold responsible for madness, insanity and depression and for making The Holy Chadwick appear mortal.

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