Jolley, Doug
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Stats with the Jets
Receiving
| Season | Rec | Yds | Avg | TD | Lng |
| 2005 | 29 | 324 | 11.2 | 1 | 60t |
The Jolley Man
There is a tale that Long Island people tell
Don't know if it is true but I hate it like Hell
Jolley Mon played for the Raiders for two years
But the Jets gave up a draft pick and they're gonna bring him here
Oh oh oh oh Jolley Mon play
Oh oh oh oh save Herm's ass today
Well he always like to catch the football near and far
Doug's a decent player, but he'll never be a star
He might give us some joys, he's bound to cause us woes
We hate to see him come, we'd love to see him go
Oh oh oh oh, Jolley Mon stink
Oh oh oh oh, make our sphincters shrink
There was Terry in his office on a dark and stormy night
Looking for a tight end, to save Hermie from his plight
When he called the Raiders, he offered them a hand
They said Give us all your draft picks
As they took a pirate stand
Oh oh oh oh, Jolley Mon's yours
Oh oh oh oh, Bradway's on all fours
Bradway it is over, botched your last draft very well
Please take your buddy, Herman
and then take a trip to Hell
Along came Heimerdinger, he said, Jolley Mon hello!
I've never seen your playing, but you're here, so here we go
Oh oh oh oh, Jolley Mon play
Oh oh oh oh, don't screw up today
The draft pick deal was tragic, we bid first round goodbye
Lose a lot of football games and then we'll start to cry
And all Long Island people when they swear and when they curse
See the Bradway and the Jolley Mon
And know it could be worse
Oh oh oh oh, Jolley Mon stink
Oh oh oh oh, making Tom Shane drink
Oh oh oh oh, Jolley Mon bad
Oh oh oh oh, make the Jets fans sad
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh Jolley Mon stink
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh Jolley Mon stink
(with thanks to BTJF)
