Jolley, Doug

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Jolley Mon!
Doug Jolley played tight end for the Jets in 2005, after being traded from the Raiders with a second round pick and 2 sixth round picks, for a first and seventh round pick. The Jets then traded him to Tampa.

Stats with the Jets

Receiving

Season Rec Yds Avg TD Lng
2005 29 324 11.2 1 60t

The Jolley Man

There is a tale that Long Island people tell

Don't know if it is true but I hate it like Hell

Jolley Mon played for the Raiders for two years

But the Jets gave up a draft pick and they're gonna bring him here

Oh oh oh oh Jolley Mon play

Oh oh oh oh save Herm's ass today


Well he always like to catch the football near and far

Doug's a decent player, but he'll never be a star

He might give us some joys, he's bound to cause us woes

We hate to see him come, we'd love to see him go

Oh oh oh oh, Jolley Mon stink

Oh oh oh oh, make our sphincters shrink


There was Terry in his office on a dark and stormy night

Looking for a tight end, to save Hermie from his plight

When he called the Raiders, he offered them a hand

They said Give us all your draft picks

As they took a pirate stand

Oh oh oh oh, Jolley Mon's yours

Oh oh oh oh, Bradway's on all fours


Bradway it is over, botched your last draft very well

Please take your buddy, Herman

and then take a trip to Hell

Along came Heimerdinger, he said, Jolley Mon hello!

I've never seen your playing, but you're here, so here we go

Oh oh oh oh, Jolley Mon play

Oh oh oh oh, don't screw up today


The draft pick deal was tragic, we bid first round goodbye

Lose a lot of football games and then we'll start to cry

And all Long Island people when they swear and when they curse

See the Bradway and the Jolley Mon

And know it could be worse

Oh oh oh oh, Jolley Mon stink

Oh oh oh oh, making Tom Shane drink

Oh oh oh oh, Jolley Mon bad

Oh oh oh oh, make the Jets fans sad


Oh oh oh, oh oh oh

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh

Oh oh oh oh Jolley Mon stink

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh

Oh oh oh oh Jolley Mon stink


(with thanks to BTJF)

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