JustInFudge Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 I'm probably going to get flamed for this, but I'm actually very impressed with the 2010 New York Jets. Hear me out... 1) I think its extremely impressive that the New York Jets with as much talent as they have on offense have failed to score a TD in a game on 4 occasions. I mean lets be honest, thats is a very difficult thing to accomplish. 2) I'm impressed with the Jets consistency when it comes to letting down their fan base. It never fails. Just when you think you have a reason to believe - kaboom! The collapse begins. The Jets never let you down. 3) I'm very impressed with the Jets losing a Football game yesterday to a QB who completed 5 passes. That is down right ******* impressive. 4) I'm impressed that in 3 home losses, the Jets have held their opponents to 10 points or less. 5) I'm impressed with Sal Alosi. Can you get anymore scumbag than that? Way to go Sal. And I'm further impressed that he hasnt been fired yet. 6) I'm impressed with the Jets ability to disappoint on Nationally Televised games. They never fail. 7) I'm impressed with LT. He's the mush late in the season, always has been, always will. Its impressive to be that consistent. 8) I'm impressed with how the Jets WR's drop tons of passes. I think you literally have to try and drop 90% of the passes that they've dropped this year. But every game, they dont let you down and drop a handful of passes. 9) I'm impressed with their determination. They are determined to get positive yardage on 1st down by running right up Mangold's a$$ and they never break a big one. The fact they still try it every first down, is impressive. 10) I'm impressed with Mark Sanchez. I've never seen a player sulk the way he does. Its a treat to watch. Who's looking forward to watching the Jets play the Steelers? I know I am. Cant friggin wait!!! Go Jets!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 I'd beat you up over this but I can't. I happen to agree with all of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rowonejetfan Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 I am impressed with fact everytime Sanchez actually throws a good pass that next play is to run for one yard up middle in order to lose momentum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted December 13, 2010 Author Share Posted December 13, 2010 I am impressed with fact everytime Sanchez actually throws a good pass that next play is to run for one yard up middle in order to lose momentum. Good one. There is probably more too. Feel free to add. For example, I just thought of one. The Pistol formation with Brad Smith. Its terrible hasnt worked in weeks, but it is impressive they stick with it and actually think it will net positive yardage. I mean, they actually think they are going to fool someone with it. Thats impressive too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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JustInFudge Posted December 13, 2010 Author Share Posted December 13, 2010 LOL!!! I broke my cardinal rule BP. Never believe in the New York Jets. But it is impressive that every time I do, they break my heart. You know what else is impressive? I've picked them to win 2 game this season, and they lost both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 LOL!!! I broke my cardinal rule BP. Never believe in the New York Jets. But it is impressive that every time I do, they break my heart. You know what else is impressive? I've picked them to win 2 game this season, and they lost both. Unfortunately for the rest of us, you picked them to win all of their remaining games - this is why I have no hope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted December 13, 2010 Author Share Posted December 13, 2010 Unfortunately for the rest of us, you picked them to win all of their remaining games - this is why I have no hope. Yes, but I can take that back right? Because I honestly dont see them winning another game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 2) I'm impressed with the Jets consistency when it comes to letting down their fan base. It never fails. Just when you think you have a reason to believe - kaboom! The collapse begins. The Jets never let you down. I'm reminded of lab experiments where rats learned and remembered which trigger released food and which trigger caused them to be shocked very quickly. Yet jets fans, almost every single year, fall for the same trick... As i said, after 2008, I'm done. Not until the clock reads 00:00 in the SB with the jets ahead will i believe in this team. It sucks too because it takes some of the joy out of it but I've been abused enough in the last 25 years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 LOL!!! I broke my cardinal rule BP. Never believe in the New York Jets. But it is impressive that every time I do, they break my heart. You know what else is impressive? I've picked them to win 2 game this season, and they lost both. Dude you are like a tormenting DJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted December 13, 2010 Author Share Posted December 13, 2010 I'm reminded of lab experiments where rats learned and remembered which trigger released food and which trigger caused them to be shocked very quickly. Yet jets fans, almost every single year, fall for the same trick... As i said, after 2008, I'm done. Not until the clock reads 00:00 in the SB with the jets ahead will i believe in this team. It sucks too because it takes some of the joy out of it but I've been abused enough in the last 25 years 95% I'm one of those wise little rats who learned their lesson. But I got all stupid, maybe ate some crazy cheese, and believed the Jets would actually bounce back and lay a whipping on the Dolphags. I deserve the shock. And embrace it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 I'm reminded of lab experiments where rats learned and remembered which trigger released food and which trigger caused them to be shocked very quickly. Yet jets fans, almost every single year, fall for the same trick... As i said, after 2008, I'm done. Not until the clock reads 00:00 in the SB with the jets ahead will i believe in this team. It sucks too because it takes some of the joy out of it but I've been abused enough in the last 25 years I feel so dirty now. I've been like that for a while..lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted December 13, 2010 Author Share Posted December 13, 2010 Dude you are like a tormenting DJ I dont know whats more disturbing. The New York Jets or that gif. Impressive nonetheless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 95% I'm one of those wise little rats who learned their lesson. But I got all stupid, maybe ate some crazy cheese, and believed the Jets would actually bounce back and lay a whipping on the Dolphags. I deserve the shock. And embrace it. the klacko influence.. too much exposure to mindless enthusiasm can wear down even the biggest skeptic.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 I feel so dirty now. I've been like that for a while..lol well, i thought I was done before 2008 as well (1999) but the back to back NE and TN road beatdowns lowered my guard.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted December 13, 2010 Author Share Posted December 13, 2010 the klacko influence.. too much exposure to mindless enthusiasm can wear down even the biggest skeptic.. I dont think its that...because even with this homorific ways and rants, I typically just think to myself...poor bastard. I was fooled. By the team, the talent, the HC. I believed in the product and forgot that it was produced by the New York Jets. They are like Sun Chips. I think they are gross, but every now and again, they come out with a flavor that I think to myself...this could be good. But then I try them and they suck because they are Sun Chips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 I dont think its that...because even with this homorific ways and rants, I typically just think to myself...poor bastard. I was fooled. By the team, the talent, the HC. I believed in the product and forgot that it was produced by the New York Jets. They are like Sun Chips. I think they are gross, but every now and again, they come out with a flavor that I think to myself...this could be good. But then I try them and they suck because they are Sun Chips. w/e.. i thought it was a nice segway into a seemingly topical klacko shot... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 Yes, but I can take that back right? Because I honestly dont see them winning another game. It's too late. You've ruined the season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mo Lew Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 2 more.... I'm impressed with our O-Lines ability to recover the fumble...they do a great job of negating Sanchez's mistakes. But most of all I'm impressed with Sanchez's accuracy when it comes to hitting defensive lineman. You would think that after he does it for the 1000th time he would try to throw the ball a little higher...you have to be impressed with his consistency. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted December 13, 2010 Author Share Posted December 13, 2010 w/e.. i thought it was a nice segway into a seemingly topical klacko shot... The Jets have me off my game...didnt even seize a good Klacko bashing opportunity. It's too late. You've ruined the season. Kris Jenkins. 2 more.... I'm impressed with our O-Lines ability to recover the fumble...they do a great job of negating Sanchez's mistakes. But most of all I'm impressed with Sanchez's accuracy when it comes to hitting defensive lineman. You would think that after he does it for the 1000th time he would try to throw the ball a little higher...you have to be impressed with his consistency. Good ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 I've been listening to Depeche Mode all morning and writing poetry. Sanchez, those eyes told me lies In them I thought I saw a future, one the would set the world ablaze But that smile was really just a mask One that you hide behind Because inside you're just a porcelain doll And now you've fallen, and we're left sifting through the porcelain /tear stains page //wipes hair out eyes ///wipes tears away, smears mascara Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted December 13, 2010 Author Share Posted December 13, 2010 I've been listening to Depeche Mode all morning and writing poetry. Sanchez, those eyes told me lies In them I thought I saw a future, one the would set the world ablaze But that smile was really just a mask One that you hide behind Because inside you're just a porcelain doll And now you've fallen, and we're left sifting through the porcelain /tear stains page //wipes hair out eyes ///wipes tears away, smears mascara That is very poetic. And while I was reading this, I cut my face with my pen and now I'm licking the falling blood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 I'm impressed with the cool efficiency they posses to call the brad cat at just the right times to kill drives. when an offense is rolling, brad up the middle will kill it. that's hard to do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 That is very poetic. And while I was reading this, I cut my face with my pen and now I'm licking the falling blood. Why do they do this to us???!!!! In all seriousness though, I think I'm not much of a pessimist or an optimist when it comes to the Jets. People are welcome to cheer, or hate on their team however they like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadwayJoe12 Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 Good one. There is probably more too. Feel free to add. For example, I just thought of one. The Pistol formation with Brad Smith. Its terrible hasnt worked in weeks, but it is impressive they stick with it and actually think it will net positive yardage. I mean, they actually think they are going to fool someone with it. Thats impressive too. In all fairness, is getting the ball out of the hands of our <40% completion rate QB that bad of a thing?? I'm reminded of lab experiments where rats learned and remembered which trigger released food and which trigger caused them to be shocked very quickly. Yet jets fans, almost every single year, fall for the same trick... As i said, after 2008, I'm done. Not until the clock reads 00:00 in the SB with the jets ahead will i believe in this team. It sucks too because it takes some of the joy out of it but I've been abused enough in the last 25 years Always reminds me of The Simpsons episode where the rat learned not to get shocked again immediately, but homer and bart did not. Us people are rather stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 I'm reminded of lab experiments where rats learned and remembered which trigger released food and which trigger caused them to be shocked very quickly. Yet jets fans, almost every single year, fall for the same trick... Eh. For some of us Shuttle-box def. Skinner Box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gsnts725 Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 i think this list is hilarious lolol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 I'm impressed with the Jets ability to step up and pull out big wins against better teams, like the Broncos, Lions, Browns, and Texans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYJ37/12 Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 I'm impressed with the special teams ability to consistantly get flagged after a great return. With Shotty calling a run right after his qb finally completes a pass as to develop no rhythm. Impressed with Rex's defiant bravado. But what impresses me most about this year's team is their inability to take accountability. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted December 13, 2010 Author Share Posted December 13, 2010 Why do they do this to us???!!!! In all seriousness though, I think I'm not much of a pessimist or an optimist when it comes to the Jets. People are welcome to cheer, or hate on their team however they like. Agreed. I'm never one to tell another how they should root for their team. I will say, I think its impressive how some fans can stay positive toward the Jets after all these years of failure. Those people probably see the good in every situation which I admire because I'm quite the opposite. In all fairness, is getting the ball out of the hands of our <40% completion rate QB that bad of a thing?? No, its not a bad thing...but run the ball normally. The Pistol sucks. I'm impressed with the Jets ability to step up and pull out big wins against better teams, like the Broncos, Lions, Browns, and Texans. Very impressive indeed. Its actually impressive they have 9 wins at this point. I'm impressed with the special teams ability to consistantly get flagged after a great return. With Shotty calling a run right after his qb finally completes a pass as to develop no rhythm. Impressed with Rex's defiant bravado. But what impresses me most about this year's team is their inability to take accountability. Good stuff. I think everyone is holding each other accountable to not be accountable. Which is impressive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYJ37/12 Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 Agreed. I'm never one to tell another how they should root for their team. I will say, I think its impressive how some fans can stay positive toward the Jets after all these years of failure. Those people probably see the good in every situation which I admire because I'm quite the opposite. No, its not a bad thing...but run the ball normally. The Pistol sucks. Very impressive indeed. Its actually impressive they have 9 wins at this point. Good stuff. I think everyone is holding each other accountable to not be accountable. Which is impressive. Indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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