New England Patriots

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	Authorities are on their case, however.		Authorities are on their case, however.
	Oh, and their quarterback is gay. But everyone knew that.		Oh, and their quarterback is gay. But everyone knew that.
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Latest revision as of 13:27, 13 September 2007

The New England Patriots are the market leaders in covert surveillance. Led by their head Bill "Thievin', cheatin', sneakin', adulteratin', old man muggin" Belichicken the Patriots have amassed a very useful haul of stolen property and industrial secrets.

Authorities are on their case, however. Oh, and their quarterback is gay. But everyone knew that.

National Football League
AFC	East	North	South	West
	Buffalo Bills	Baltimore Ravens	Houston Texans	Denver Broncos
	Miami Dolphins	Cincinnati Bengals	Indianapolis Colts	Kansas City Chiefs
	New England Patriots	Cleveland Browns	Jacksonville Jaguars	Oakland Raiders
	New York Jets	Pittsburgh Steelers	Tennessee Titans	San Diego Chargers
NFC	East	North	South	West
	Dallas Cowboys	Chicago Bears	Atlanta Falcons	Arizona Cardinals
	New York Giants	Detroit Lions	Carolina Panthers	St. Louis Rams
	Philadelphia Eagles	Green Bay Packers	New Orleans Saints	San Francisco 49ers
	Washington Redskins	Minnesota Vikings	Tampa Bay Buccaneers	Seattle Seahawks