New England Patriots
Revision as of 04:04, 13 September 2007 by PanzerDivisionMarduk-75
Bill "Thievin', cheatin', sneakin', adulteratin', old man muggin" Belichicken the Patriots have amassed a very useful haul of stolen property and industrial secrets.
Authorities are on their case, however. Oh, and their quarterback is gay. But everyone knew that.