New England Patriots
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The New England Patriots are the market leaders in covert surveillance. Led by their head Bill "Thievin', cheatin', sneakin', adulteratin', old man muggin" Belichicken the Patriots have amassed a very useful haul of stolen property and industrial secrets.
Authorities are on their case, however.
Oh, and their quarterback is gay. But everyone knew that.
