As this season progresses I am beginning to miss when rival fans taunted me with the, “same old Jets” line. Historically the Jets play on the football field gave others enough ammunition.
The times, they are a changing.
The New York Jets look to be headed to the playoffs for the second year under Rex Ryan. The results on the field have been good.
So what is wrong?
As the Sal Alosi tripping scandal starts to quiet down, a new distraction is set to replace it. Deadspin has a story on a possible Rex Ryan foot fetish video (embedded below and it is safe for work).
Is this the end of the world? No. It is probably less disturbing than thinking of what Rex Ryan had for lunch yesterday. Some of the other points from the Deadspin article could prove to be a distraction that the Jets don’t need as they wind down the season.
But the connections only begin with surface resemblances. We found “ihaveprettyfeet”‘s personal profile on a foot fetishist dating site. She lists her location as Ellicott City, Md. When Rex Ryan was an assistant coach with the Ravens, his profile on the official team city had him living with his family in Ellicott City, Md. Michelle Ryan was born in August 1963, a Virgo. “ihaveprettyfeet” lists herself as a Virgo. Michelle Ryan taught high school English before retiring to raise her kids; “ihaveprettyfeet” has a graduate degree, is married with kids, and lists herself as a homemaker. Michelle Ryan once said that, in heels, she was “a foot [shorter]” than her 6’4″ husband; “ihaveprettyfeet” lists herself as 5’2″. To be sure, there is also an Ellicott City “ihaveprettyfeet” listed on this swingers site. It’s a couple’s profile. The husband checks in at a very un-Rexlike 5’10, 180 pounds.
In a way it does make sense that Rex Ryan would worship feet. It has been so long since he has seen his own…
Here is the discussion thread from our New York Jets forum.