The New York Jets announced today that they will be movingÂ their new training facility and corporate headquarters toÂ Florham Park NJ.
FlorhamÂ Park Mayor Frank Tinari was veryÂ excited about this move.Â He stated, “I’m gratified and excited that Florham Park will be come the future home for the New York Jets”.
Officials at SoothNation.com did not share in the Mayor’s joy.Â When our beat reporter caught up with officials from SoothNation.com most of the words they uttered wereÂ not fit toÂ print.Â Above everything else they expressed a feeling of total and utter flustration.
One SoothNation.com employeeÂ expressed concern with the quality ofÂ the fast food industry in FlorhamÂ Park.Â “HowÂ will Bryan Thomas make it through the season”, he snapped.Â A quick google search by our research departmentÂ showed that a KFC, Panda Express andÂ iHop were all within motor scooter distance.Â This seemed toÂ put the SoothNation’s employees concerns to rest.Â Â
The Jets will break ground at some point.Â We actually didn’t bother to ask.Â We were too busy laughing at the K.F.C. guy.Â Apparently this move will take place in time for Training Camp 2007.Â
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