from Smizzy:

I sent God this email:

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Dear God,

Do you hate the NY Jets and their fans? If so , why?
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I got this reply:

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Dear Smizzy,

F#ck you. I lost big money on Super Bowl III. Burn in eternity.

The Big Man.
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We’re screwed.