Bren’s House Of Style

Bren's Haus of Style–Super Powers and Buns of Steel!


Each month, our intrepid cub reporter, Gang Green Girl, interviews world-famous recording artist, Jets fan, and deep philosophical thinker Brenda to get her thoughts on life, love and all things Bren. This week’s topics: Super-powers, Buns of Steel, and where birds go at night…..

GGG: Brenda, if you could have one super power, what would it be?

Brenda: It would be TO FLY! I would save a ton of money on airline fares to road games and after Superman shows up…..WHOOOOO-EEEEEEEEE. The fun we would have! Doesn’t get better than that!

GGG: Buns of Steel or Taebo? Why?

Brenda: Taebo, of course. If I’m going to sweat my ass off, I’d prefer to sweat to a man! No offense, Gang Green Girl.

GGG: No offense taken.

GGG: Who is the hottest Jets Webmaster?

Brenda: Listen–webmaster, schwebmaster. Everyone knows that marketing drives an organization. And who is the marketing mastermind with over 200 PMs to her credit? Me, of course. I’m the hottest. I win!!!! Where is my free T-Shirt and business cards, Shane?

GGG: If you were stranded on an island and could only bring three things what would they be? (Oh, and the island already has plenty of batteries).

Brenda: Are boys “things”? My boat, a TV to watch the Best Damn Sports Show, Period, and my laptop to log on to (everyone’s favorite website).

GGG: Who will win the National League Pennant?

Brenda: The Pittsburgh Pirates. I smooched a really cute Steelers fan in Pittsburgh.

GGG: Is there life after death?

Brenda: After I die, I’ll make sure to PM you the answer to this question.

GGG: Where do birds go at night? When it rains?

Brenda: I think they seek refuge in the biggest bush they can find–kind of like Tom Shane. Holla!!!!

GGG: If you were made Queen of the world for one day, what would you do?

Brenda: I would make Kevin Mawae my love slave.

GGG: If you had a time machine, which time period would you want to visit?

Brenda: About 12 years ago when Kevin was a college student and I was a stalker.

GGG: What is the secret to your success?

Brenda: My boobs, my constant PMing skills, my sparkling personality and my SMILE, of course!

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